🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
banner
crischalcedony.bsky.social
🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
@crischalcedony.bsky.social
Writer, shirker, AuDHD. Cats, chronic illness, fandoms, fanfic, Muppets, cats. And cats. 🚫AI, 🚫requests for aid. Blue voter but 🚫political talk.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/CrisChalcedony
Pinned
When I was struggling through a long stretch of burnout before the pandemic, a counselor suggested trying to remember something that had made me happy in the past - a hobby, a band, whatever - and digging back into that, no matter how silly. Feels like good advice to try to return to now.
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
I must admit I thought this might be Al for a second but no, it's real.
The Museum Theft advent calendar.
What were you thinking Playmobil!!
So irresponsible, so wrong...
Yes, of course I bought one instantly 😁
How cool ist that – and absolutely up to date: the #Playmobil Advent Calendar “Museum Theft”

😀
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My 1987 debut at 5 years old in the school's Thanksgiving play. 😂 Alas, my career stalled and I became a one-hit wonder.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Wordle 1,622 2/6

🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
The roving juggler has asked that you please stop trying to grab his balls.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
We report as different skies meet into one: somewhere to our right, and to our left alike, something different is happening. We have to choose where to look, which is a common motive of heartbreak we suffer from. Worst of all, there comes a time when we must look away entirely.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
heyyy can i havign some of thise
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@roselover24.bsky.social Any snow yet? ❄️❄️❄️
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
Hope today feels kind to you. 😽🤍
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I completed all my cooking by yesterday, so after running a couple of quick errands this morning I get to kick back and relax the rest of the week! Not doing anything for the holiday except enjoying a few days at a slower pace.
a cartoon cat is laying under a blanket holding a pink cup of coffee
ALT: a cartoon cat is laying under a blanket holding a pink cup of coffee
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
Looks like the coppers have raided a time traveller's home:
www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-n...
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I got this pack and it was not as bad as it sounds? That does not mean it was good. Green Bean Casserole was the worst, but I don't like the actual food, so... 😂
Jones Green Bean Casserole Soda (2004-2004): A sickly green soda made to taste like the divisive Thanksgiving side dish, with notes of earthy green beans, fried onions, and cream of mushroom soup. Sold as part of a novelty holiday-themed pack of sodas.
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
@habitica.com I've been randomly getting Bad Gateway errors on the web version the past few days, again.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
"I don't have any problems, why am I so tired" syndrome
Tl;dr many ND people develop systems to cope with their challenges, and when the systems work they don't notice the challenges anymore, but maintaining the systems can be exhausting and when they break down the functions they were supporting break down too.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
Kilauea going off again if you need to watch stuff burn. Or if you like cool nature things.
🔴 Live Now: 24/7 Kilauea Volcano Livestream in Hawaii (Cam B)
YouTube video by afarTV
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
We've had a few monochrome sketches in a row, so here's some bright, colourful, camp dopamine hits from the film "Pink Narcissus", by James Bidgood, 1963, screened at the Hammer Museum at UCLA in March 2025 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
I'm Speke, perfect Klimgon ,
I feel as though my cat can speak perfect English
No, ChatGPT is not conscious. Are the journalists who keep writing these fucking articles?
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
Alexithymia isn’t lack of emotion.

It’s emotion without translation.

The feelings are there.

The map isn’t.

And yet autistic people blame themselves for being “numb.”

You’re not numb - you’re flooded.

Your body is speaking a language you were never taught.
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
The German holidaye pastryes disappeared mysteriouslye --
Authorityes are prettye sure thei were

stollen
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Was feeling down in the dumps with no clear reason. So I sent a small email to the rescue where I got Chessie 10 years ago, thanking them for my best friend, and enclosed a couple of photos. I hope it brings a smile to whoever sees it on the other end. 🥹 #CatsOfBlueSky
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Incredibly stressful meeting today that wiped me out. Luckily I have piping hot pumpkin scones and homemade clotted cream!
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My childhood nightlight standing guard. As a kid I didn't notice how creepy those zombie eyes are. 😂 Child of the 80s.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Reposted by 🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM