Cristian Ramirez
@cristianramirez.bsky.social
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That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny. https://www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421 https://ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez
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lyndab08.bsky.social
ICE continues its relentless assault on Chicago street vendors. Rapid response teams in Pilsen and Little Village confirmed a street vendor was taken on Cermak and Troy and also on Damen and Cermak. These are on two major Latine commercial corridors.
Confirmed sighting in little village 

Today October 10, 2025 at 10:55am we were able to confirm that ICE kidnapped a street vendor on Cermak and Troy in front of the laundry mat. Another street vendor was taken on Damen and Cermak in Pilsen. If you have any more information please call 855-435-7693 or to report any unusual or suspicious activity. Our community is safest when we are informed and organized. 

Description of vehicles: a black GMC Denali suv and Tahoe
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moreperfectunion.bsky.social
There's a bill on Gavin Newsom's desk right now that would stop monopoly utility companies from adding the costs of their lobbying and PR campaigns into customers' bills.

It's unclear if Newsome will sign the bill, despite 93% of voters agreeing with its premise.
cristianramirez.bsky.social
Crazy admission of incompetence for someone that got elected on being a Trumper
atrupar.com
Marjorie Taylor Greene on CNN (!): "I'm getting phone calls from people that are saying if the ACA tax credits expire, they aren't gonna be able to have health insurance. They're going to have to drop it."
cristianramirez.bsky.social
Going to start calling fascists moldy boys for fun
cristianramirez.bsky.social
If you have any boys in your life getting redpilled, make sure to check their room for mold, lmao
dashwallkick.bsky.social
wegotthiscovered.com/politics/wer...
Jordan Peterson has been hospitalized with
-mold infection from not cleaning his room
-CIRS, which gives you mood swings and emotional disregulation and bouts of mania

I... Literally cannot believe this
'We're not entirely sure what's going on': Jordan Peterson taken down by moldy room, daughter raises possibility of 'spiritual attack'
It's a crying shame.
wegotthiscovered.com
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bignasty.bsky.social
If your “progressive” friend enjoys dinner with 10 Nazis, that’s a table of 11 Nazis.

Only fascists ally with fascists.
cristianramirez.bsky.social
Honestly, this is a good tactic, and we should be publicly shaming these Nazis whenever possible.
atrupar.com
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?

NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country

HASSAN: That's incorrect
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speterdavis.com
NOEM: Habeas corpus is the God-given constitutional right for me to deadass shoot a puppy in the face with a gun and bury it in a rubble pit
atrupar.com
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?

NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country

HASSAN: That's incorrect
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erikwbarnes.bsky.social
I think the problem on the left wing side isn’t prosecuting people for being right wing but not prosecuting and sentencing people WHO COMMITTED CRIMES.
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jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
cristianramirez.bsky.social
Kash is exactly the kind of guy that was in JROTC in high school, had no friends, and when he hears you’re a vet says, “yeah, I would’ve joined but… (some bullshit)”
mrpussy.xyz
>not a veteran
>wall full of challenge coins
Kash Patel wearing the corniest Christmas camo punisher skull sweatshirt with his own podcast advertised on the sleeve, wearing his own merch hat too and another behind him, in front of an American flag challenge coin holder that also contains stickers for his podcast buster bluth in fatigues with arms full of stuffed animals. "these are my awards, mother. from army."
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hanamichels.bsky.social
If you are a woman or female presenting in the Valley look out for a man with glasses and this plate. Took it off a TikTok video in which LITERALLY HUNDREDS of women reported him asking for help moving a box from his backseat to his trunk with a fake bandage around his arm, something Ted Bundy did.
Gray Hyundai license 8ADN237
cristianramirez.bsky.social
I am available for commissions, no gender bias. lol
cristianramirez.bsky.social
Boyfriend experience where I wash your dishes and actively listen to you talk about your day
mayawest.online
girlfriend experience where you come over and wash my hair because I'm too tired and then we watch a movie on the couch and cuddle.
cristianramirez.bsky.social
Those bubbles sure look like they’re ready to pop
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
NVIDIA and OpenAi:

Concerns that their “increasingly complex and interconnected web of business transactions is artificially propping up the trillion-dollar AI boom.“

@bloomberg.com $NVDA 👀
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
cristianramirez.bsky.social
Bari was 1000% a huge fan of The Newsroom
maxtani.bsky.social
Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."
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gremlin.world
I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)
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chronicleflask.katday.com
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
zeldawilliams 
20m
From Create Mode 
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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross. And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
cristianramirez.bsky.social
I’ve said many times that for anyone who’s talked about what they would’ve done to fight back against slavery or the holocaust, it’s time to put up or shut up
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glitterburrito.bsky.social
my friend’s mid-60s yr old mother is chasing ICE in WalMart with her cane in a hyper conservative section of [state redacted],
I have to laugh at everyone making excuses to not be doing more