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shitposter (i am shit at posting)
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This was just me making this comparison yesterday, but today the Korean news is calling Minnesota "America's Gwangju" and have human rights lawyers explaining how America is now living through the dictatorship Korea once had.
The Chun regime that my wife fought against in the 80s did the exact same thing. They needed a "crisis" that "only they could solve" to hoard more ill-gotten power, so they chose one city (Gwangju), declared its inhabitants enemies, sent trucks full of soldiers to violently attack and kill them.
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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there are too many posts on here about "world events" and "AI" and not nearly enough about "Mitsibushi Delica"
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I envy you if this is your first time reading it--Ecco has some super interesting ideas and explores them really well in this banger of a novel (that also is a fantastic read even if you just read it as a slightly chaotic detective novel set in the medieval world).
January 12, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Hotel manager: [eying me suspiciously] Have you been out whoring?

Me: No, I swear!

Hotel manager: Get the fuck out of my hotel, and don't come back!
Well shit, there goes my weekend...
January 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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lemon bagel
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Happy holidays
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wise guy, eh?
December 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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This is what happened to my Grandfather in Frankfurt, Germany on 9th November 1938, commonly known as Kristallnacht.
In Portland, Oregon, masked ICE GOONS abducted and vanished US citizen Gonzalo Catalan last week. Tragically, his family remains unaware of his whereabouts and has not received any communication from him as of today.
October 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Spotted @theabigailthorn.bsky.social in the letters section of the LRB morning 😮
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
October 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Incredible things are happening in Great Britain
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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One Piece of Trivia
October 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
you know what, fair. I retract my previous statement re. disempowering the french. Not the first part though; I will not have my good name besmirched with accusations of britishness (don't tell my british wife or her boyfriend i said this last bit please)
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
First of all: I'm not from the UK (just lived there (wasn't even allowed to vote 😢)), so not sure what 'you guys' is supposed to mean.

Second of all: the UK also rigged your system to minimise the power of the fr*nch-speaking population, so at least it's not all bad democratic interference 😅
September 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
lol, and let me add: lmao
Any reason you’re not posting this fucking insane clip everywhere?
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Pretty confused by how you managed to start by saying 'as a Canadian', but then proceed to complain about the political situation in the UK 🙃
September 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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If you have ever enjoyed point and click adventure games, you simply cannot go wrong with the Wadjet Games library. Everything in here other than Old Skies is under $10 bucks right now and Old Skies is under $20. Every single one a memorable trip.
The Steam Autumn sale has BEGUN!

All our games are up to 70% off until October 6!

store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
September 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
banger. I truly hope you never run out of ideas, and the fact that your stuff is so good so consistently lessens my concern that this could happen any time soon. Thank you Mx. Cow Tools Daily ❤️
September 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Posting this good sets the bar too high for the rest of us. Please exercise some solidarity 🙏
September 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM