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Tim
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Computer Guy, 3D-printing enthusiast, introvert, public school employee
Does anyone remember a time when the value of a company was based on how valuable it was?
SpaceX is kicking off a secondary share sale that would value it at $800 billion, surpassing OpenAI as the most valuable U.S. private company.
Exclusive | SpaceX in Talks for Share Sale That Would Boost Valuation to $800 Billion
The company’s CFO told investors about the transaction in recent days, sources say.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Jeffrey Epstein Lifetime Achievement Award
How many other “peace prizes” will be created just to appeaseTrump? The WWE peace prize. The Cattlemen’s Association peace prize. The World of Warcraft peace prize.
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Sorry, honey, I'm going to be late. CBP just shot the guy in front of me in the head because a drug dog alerted on his trunk.
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
WHAT IN TARNATION
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I was radicalized on the issue of the Supreme Court 25 years ago this month. I’ve spent more than half of my life now waiting for the Democrats and liberalism to get there. They still aren’t. It’s sickening.
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It was supposed to snow today, I want a refund
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Waluigi referred us to his lawyers for comment
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Every single day I resist the urge to tell kids not to talk to the school cop.

"Remember kids, every day is shut the fuck up Friday!"
I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
All white-collar crime is now legal.

Existing while brown gets you sold to a foreign slave prison.
Trump announces a pardon of Henry Cuellar: "I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda. Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!"
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
1. We are not at war with Venezuela
2. Carrying drugs in a boat is not an act of war and does not make someone an enemy combatant
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Democrats put country over party, unfortunately that country is Israel
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
BREAKING NEWS: COP LIES
Minneapolis Police Chief O'Hara notes the MPD will not work with federal agents & says "In moments like this, I know how real the fear is in our community. People are going to want to speak out, protest, & exercise their 1st Amendment rights. We will absolutely defend people's right to do just that"
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
These preventable deaths brought to you by Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats
NEW: Hopes fade in Congress for a health care deal before premiums soar in January

Two weeks before recess, they're nowhere close.

Senate to vote on a bill of Dems' choosing; expected to fail.

Enhanced ACA funds set to expire, as many Republicans want.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Hopes fade in Congress for a health care deal before premiums soar in January
Billions of dollars in tax credits under the Affordable Care Act are poised to expire at the end of the year. Lawmakers in both parties say they're nowhere close to a deal to renew them.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Congress has not declared war, we are not at war.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hakeem Jeffries is an undercover Republican, his role right now is to prevent House Dems from doing anything to significantly inconvenience trump or his regime.
Why aren’t Democrats impeaching Trump admin officials?

Some of us have been saying for almost a year now that Jeffries has stopped impeachment—like Pelosi did—because impeachment “polls poorly in swing districts.” We have gotten lots of pushback.

Now reporting confirms. It’s a “political loser” ‼️
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Hey guys check this out
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOON
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Jeffrey Combs
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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The Mad King merely authorized his subordinates to ignite the wildfire caches under King's Landing
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
tag urself I'm the Master Roksn
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"I have not heard what he said so I can't comment"
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM