this is what my dad texts me immediately after the eagles scored a td to take the lead
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
this is what my dad texts me immediately after the eagles scored a td to take the lead
Praying that, When It Happens, I 1) find out from a friend sending me a horny copypasta 2) can break the news to at least 1 of my friends via a horny copypasta
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Praying that, When It Happens, I 1) find out from a friend sending me a horny copypasta 2) can break the news to at least 1 of my friends via a horny copypasta
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Found a new awful delaware mansion www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Found a new awful delaware mansion www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
between the mets trades and gotham's latest signing...I love that The Narrative is Proving My Opinions
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
between the mets trades and gotham's latest signing...I love that The Narrative is Proving My Opinions
I love getting weekly emails from Delmarva being like "Nervous about the cost of energy? Our new program can help!" and the program is just "look at all this energy your home is using--stop that 💙"
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I love getting weekly emails from Delmarva being like "Nervous about the cost of energy? Our new program can help!" and the program is just "look at all this energy your home is using--stop that 💙"
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We’re giving the people of Monstropolis some disgusting football
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We’re giving the people of Monstropolis some disgusting football
at halftime, Sirianni should invent a passing play where Hurts doesnt throw an interception
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
at halftime, Sirianni should invent a passing play where Hurts doesnt throw an interception
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Eagles: Addressing the implosion of their offensive identity with the “positivity bunny” Easter inflatable
Phillies: MVP franchise cornerstone engaging in medieval peasant brained blood science
Sixers: Still just like that no matter what they do
Flyers: “2 or 3 years away”
Phillies: MVP franchise cornerstone engaging in medieval peasant brained blood science
Sixers: Still just like that no matter what they do
Flyers: “2 or 3 years away”
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Eagles: Addressing the implosion of their offensive identity with the “positivity bunny” Easter inflatable
Phillies: MVP franchise cornerstone engaging in medieval peasant brained blood science
Sixers: Still just like that no matter what they do
Flyers: “2 or 3 years away”
Phillies: MVP franchise cornerstone engaging in medieval peasant brained blood science
Sixers: Still just like that no matter what they do
Flyers: “2 or 3 years away”
I am going to LOSE my SHIT
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I am going to LOSE my SHIT
They don’t need to make a new football song for every single game!! Why are there so many, and they’re all 4 minutes long
Also I am going to sneak into the novacare complex and burn all of the eagles uniforms so they can’t play another snap this season. Better late than never
Also I am going to sneak into the novacare complex and burn all of the eagles uniforms so they can’t play another snap this season. Better late than never
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
They don’t need to make a new football song for every single game!! Why are there so many, and they’re all 4 minutes long
Also I am going to sneak into the novacare complex and burn all of the eagles uniforms so they can’t play another snap this season. Better late than never
Also I am going to sneak into the novacare complex and burn all of the eagles uniforms so they can’t play another snap this season. Better late than never
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Nick Sirianni didn’t even get the chance to make The Dumbest End Game Choice You’ve Ever Seen, so you know he’s saving up something good for Friday
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Nick Sirianni didn’t even get the chance to make The Dumbest End Game Choice You’ve Ever Seen, so you know he’s saving up something good for Friday
never mind!!!!!!! god wants me DEAD
Why couldn’t the football god have blessed me last night like they are right now
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
never mind!!!!!!! god wants me DEAD
Why couldn’t the football god have blessed me last night like they are right now
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why couldn’t the football god have blessed me last night like they are right now
Strong contender for funniest sentence of the year from Delaware facebook: “[County Councilman] Sheldon later clarified here in the comments on First State Update that he was flipping off [fellow County Councilman] Caneco and not the community at large.”
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Strong contender for funniest sentence of the year from Delaware facebook: “[County Councilman] Sheldon later clarified here in the comments on First State Update that he was flipping off [fellow County Councilman] Caneco and not the community at large.”
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Sirianni and Campbell are having an all time bozo off. Magnificent work
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sirianni and Campbell are having an all time bozo off. Magnificent work
dan campbell scrounging the last of his pocket change to place one more bet on a 4th down conversion—he could quit anytime, but he’s gotta a good feeling about this one
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
dan campbell scrounging the last of his pocket change to place one more bet on a 4th down conversion—he could quit anytime, but he’s gotta a good feeling about this one
truly revolting, but also incredible that the “invaluable and interesting” mind in question is larry fucking summers!
it’s like the dersh believing that women will sleep with him to access his legal services
it’s like the dersh believing that women will sleep with him to access his legal services
It’s sort of clarifying to see him describe this dynamic so directly www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
truly revolting, but also incredible that the “invaluable and interesting” mind in question is larry fucking summers!
it’s like the dersh believing that women will sleep with him to access his legal services
it’s like the dersh believing that women will sleep with him to access his legal services
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Very cool that they played this ahead of the Eagles game youtu.be/hdOXfqXJE2s
30 Rock Tennis Song
YouTube video by Universal Pictures Home Entertainment UK
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November 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Very cool that they played this ahead of the Eagles game youtu.be/hdOXfqXJE2s
I LOVE THE WASHINGTON SPIRIT SO MUCH
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I LOVE THE WASHINGTON SPIRIT SO MUCH
Kouassi truly has Reyes in HELL
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Kouassi truly has Reyes in HELL
“No one’s picking portland to win” least of all me, rob gale!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“No one’s picking portland to win” least of all me, rob gale!!!!!
Well @karlstomberg.bsky.social foolishly thought he was cooking with his “80 year mortgage,” but I’m going to patent the 100 Year Mortgage
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Well @karlstomberg.bsky.social foolishly thought he was cooking with his “80 year mortgage,” but I’m going to patent the 100 Year Mortgage
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Democratic senators think you are so fucking stupid.
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Democratic senators think you are so fucking stupid.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish