Pinned
*being carried away by birds* hey
I just had a grocery trip take like two hours and I want to end my life
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I just had a grocery trip take like two hours and I want to end my life
Surely we can do better
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Surely we can do better
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Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer | Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
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Hard cheeses create hard rat men,
Hard rat men create soft cheeses,
Soft cheeses create soft rat men,
Soft rat men create hard cheeses
And yet BOTH rat men love explosives
Hard rat men create soft cheeses,
Soft cheeses create soft rat men,
Soft rat men create hard cheeses
And yet BOTH rat men love explosives
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hard cheeses create hard rat men,
Hard rat men create soft cheeses,
Soft cheeses create soft rat men,
Soft rat men create hard cheeses
And yet BOTH rat men love explosives
Hard rat men create soft cheeses,
Soft cheeses create soft rat men,
Soft rat men create hard cheeses
And yet BOTH rat men love explosives
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If I don’t get more famous soon I’m gonna have to become a lot easier to work with
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If I don’t get more famous soon I’m gonna have to become a lot easier to work with
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the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
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Oh please. Come on. You’re basically having me type out cthulic Sabrina Carpenter lyrics here
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Oh please. Come on. You’re basically having me type out cthulic Sabrina Carpenter lyrics here
Someone has convinced me that eldar are actually cool.
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Someone has convinced me that eldar are actually cool.
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They should shoot Geoff Keighley out of a cannon like gonzo
The Game of the Year field is limited to six games, but the Oscars have shown the value of a larger Best Picture field
Should The Game Awards up GOTY to 10 nominees?
The Game of the Year field is limited to six games, but the Oscars have shown the value of a larger Best Picture field
www.polygon.com
September 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
They should shoot Geoff Keighley out of a cannon like gonzo
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the game awards will never give you what you want which is to see geoff keighley mauled by a boar live on stage
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
the game awards will never give you what you want which is to see geoff keighley mauled by a boar live on stage
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Feels more and more like bluesky has its finger on the pulse of what normal people want and X is an echo chamber of weird men with no social skills
McDonald's confirms the AI-generated Christmas commercial has been removed
They said the moment served as 'an important learning' as it explored 'the effective use of AI'
(via BBC News)
They said the moment served as 'an important learning' as it explored 'the effective use of AI'
(via BBC News)
December 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Feels more and more like bluesky has its finger on the pulse of what normal people want and X is an echo chamber of weird men with no social skills
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Debuting my latest Muppet replica tonight, my new Robin build! I took Kermit outside for his pics so it made sense to take Robin outside as well... though I did end up with a frosty butt thanks to forgetting to wear my snowpants. But sitting in some snow was worth it to get these fun shots.
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Debuting my latest Muppet replica tonight, my new Robin build! I took Kermit outside for his pics so it made sense to take Robin outside as well... though I did end up with a frosty butt thanks to forgetting to wear my snowpants. But sitting in some snow was worth it to get these fun shots.
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I am so sick, that I reverted to an ur-state of internet entertainment-seeking and I started watching old Vine compilations and Norm Macdonald clips. Then I started weeping uncontrollably due to reminiscence of the crushing passage of time.
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I am so sick, that I reverted to an ur-state of internet entertainment-seeking and I started watching old Vine compilations and Norm Macdonald clips. Then I started weeping uncontrollably due to reminiscence of the crushing passage of time.
We should bring back the word splendid. As white people it's the least we can do.
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
We should bring back the word splendid. As white people it's the least we can do.
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Imagine if bees coughed
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Imagine if bees coughed
Tried the store?
i need a better spine please
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Tried the store?
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showing my cats I respect their culture(puking randomly)
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
showing my cats I respect their culture(puking randomly)
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Why do I feel so bad all this time? Maybe this next compilation of gruesome caving deaths will cheer me up.
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Why do I feel so bad all this time? Maybe this next compilation of gruesome caving deaths will cheer me up.
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Daniel Dawn Lewis (youngest clone)
Daniel Day Lewis (middle clone)
Daniel Dusk Lewis (oldest clone)
Daniel Day Lewis (middle clone)
Daniel Dusk Lewis (oldest clone)
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Daniel Dawn Lewis (youngest clone)
Daniel Day Lewis (middle clone)
Daniel Dusk Lewis (oldest clone)
Daniel Day Lewis (middle clone)
Daniel Dusk Lewis (oldest clone)
🧑🦼⬅️🏥⬅️🏃🏎️ ⬅️🏃🚦🏎️ ⬅️🏃
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
🧑🦼⬅️🏥⬅️🏃🏎️ ⬅️🏃🚦🏎️ ⬅️🏃
🧑🦼 ⬅️🏃🏎️ ⬅️🏃🚦🏎️ ⬅️🏃
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Yeah man. Sure
Trump: "Transgender for every member of your family. If they're not feeling well that night, let's just change their sex."
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Yeah man. Sure
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Simply halving a horrible Christmas mime.
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Simply halving a horrible Christmas mime.