CyborgLion 𓅣
cyborglion.bsky.social
CyborgLion 𓅣
@cyborglion.bsky.social
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Pinned
*being carried away by birds* hey
I wish I had a woke mob
December 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I wish I was a conservative in the humanities so any time I got a bad grade I could claim it was because of woke. Instead I'm woke and I'm in engineering so I just gotta accept I'm stupid.
December 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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You love to be of sound body and mind
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
You , random whoever person. Do you wanna know who the character in my PFP is? Do you wanna read a fantasy story that is mostly about talking and only has one fight scene that happened months ago? No? Well good for you I guess because I'm not allowed to attach a pdf on bluesky.
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I'm free
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Writing something that actually feels like it's good feels so good man.
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Sometimes you can just tell people are posting through a mental health crisis.
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You know maybe there needs to be a fight pit or something that's like sanctioned but discouraged. We need a way for people to be like edgy and controversial on purpose without it fucking anything up. So we have a fight pit. And going to the fight pit is taboo, so only those people go.
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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normal jrpg: the church is evil
french jrpg: le cathedral is le diabolique
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Sorry your pet is catslop. You only like her because she's small and very cute with big eyes and soft fur and delightful sounds and behaviors
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Everyday
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I just had a grocery trip take like two hours and I want to end my life
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Surely we can do better
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.

Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer | Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Hard cheeses create hard rat men,
Hard rat men create soft cheeses,
Soft cheeses create soft rat men,
Soft rat men create hard cheeses

And yet BOTH rat men love explosives
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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If I don’t get more famous soon I’m gonna have to become a lot easier to work with
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Oh please. Come on. You’re basically having me type out cthulic Sabrina Carpenter lyrics here
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Someone has convinced me that eldar are actually cool.
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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They should shoot Geoff Keighley out of a cannon like gonzo
September 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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the game awards will never give you what you want which is to see geoff keighley mauled by a boar live on stage
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Feels more and more like bluesky has its finger on the pulse of what normal people want and X is an echo chamber of weird men with no social skills
McDonald's confirms the AI-generated Christmas commercial has been removed

They said the moment served as 'an important learning' as it explored 'the effective use of AI'

(via BBC News)
December 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Debuting my latest Muppet replica tonight, my new Robin build! I took Kermit outside for his pics so it made sense to take Robin outside as well... though I did end up with a frosty butt thanks to forgetting to wear my snowpants. But sitting in some snow was worth it to get these fun shots.
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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I am so sick, that I reverted to an ur-state of internet entertainment-seeking and I started watching old Vine compilations and Norm Macdonald clips. Then I started weeping uncontrollably due to reminiscence of the crushing passage of time.
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We should bring back the word splendid. As white people it's the least we can do.
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM