Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians
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The girl with the boom. she/her https://poppotluck.substack.com/
I have ten whole dollars of ExtraBucks--what should I treat myself to at CVS?
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I have ten whole dollars of ExtraBucks--what should I treat myself to at CVS?
"When is C's mom going to drop her off?"
"Whenever she's ready?"
"Wow, that doesn't help me at all."
Lord, I can't wait to no longer be a teen's taxi service.
"Whenever she's ready?"
"Wow, that doesn't help me at all."
Lord, I can't wait to no longer be a teen's taxi service.
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"When is C's mom going to drop her off?"
"Whenever she's ready?"
"Wow, that doesn't help me at all."
Lord, I can't wait to no longer be a teen's taxi service.
"Whenever she's ready?"
"Wow, that doesn't help me at all."
Lord, I can't wait to no longer be a teen's taxi service.
I made a mistake this week, and fixing that mistake solved a different problem that I'd been putting off, so...I have learned nothing!
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I made a mistake this week, and fixing that mistake solved a different problem that I'd been putting off, so...I have learned nothing!
My mom used to do her sewing. Really lovely woman. vineyardgazette.com/obituaries/2...
Norma Ellen Howard Bridwell, 92
Norma Ellen Howard Bridwell died on Saturday, Oct. 25, 2025 surrounded by family in her Edgartown home. She was 92.
vineyardgazette.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My mom used to do her sewing. Really lovely woman. vineyardgazette.com/obituaries/2...
The worst part of shopping online is that when my brain goes, "We deserve a little treat!" I have to be like "There are THREE little treats in the mail. STOP BUYING THINGS."
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The worst part of shopping online is that when my brain goes, "We deserve a little treat!" I have to be like "There are THREE little treats in the mail. STOP BUYING THINGS."
This is such small potatoes compared to so many other races, but it makes me SO HAPPY.
Campaign sources confirm that Henry Santana will win the fourth spot in the at-large city council race, beating out Frank Baker, who'll finish fifth.
"City Councillor Henry Santana was overwhelmingly re-elected in a landslide," Mayor Wu just told a crowd gathered at Grace by Nia.
See dotnews.com
"City Councillor Henry Santana was overwhelmingly re-elected in a landslide," Mayor Wu just told a crowd gathered at Grace by Nia.
See dotnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This is such small potatoes compared to so many other races, but it makes me SO HAPPY.
After about ten minutes where it sounded like she was destroying a bedroom rockstar-style, my extremely adorable, extremely stupid cat trotted downstairs and dropped a mini can of Play-doh at my feet like the mighty hunter she is.
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
After about ten minutes where it sounded like she was destroying a bedroom rockstar-style, my extremely adorable, extremely stupid cat trotted downstairs and dropped a mini can of Play-doh at my feet like the mighty hunter she is.
Florence, I think we can crowdsource you a better man.
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Florence, I think we can crowdsource you a better man.
Re-upping this because apparently it's NOVEMBER tomorrow?
Mee, seeing that October starts this week and there are only 3 months left in the year:
a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says what do
Alt: a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says "what do you mean?"
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Re-upping this because apparently it's NOVEMBER tomorrow?
No trick or treaters yet! I wonder if they're coming out later because it's a weekend?
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
No trick or treaters yet! I wonder if they're coming out later because it's a weekend?
I will pay one of you to write my self evaluation for me.
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I will pay one of you to write my self evaluation for me.
This week's GBBO technical made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This week's GBBO technical made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
Can someone please talk me out of buying this deranged classroom model of a flower?
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Can someone please talk me out of buying this deranged classroom model of a flower?
I don't know if changing the bird's outfit is supposed to be a therapeutic part of the Finch app, but it's so dumb & fun that it definitely boosts my mood.
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I don't know if changing the bird's outfit is supposed to be a therapeutic part of the Finch app, but it's so dumb & fun that it definitely boosts my mood.
My daughter just read Six of Crows and asked me which characters were in the Netflix Shadow & Bone series. So I, who watched the entire season in one day while stoned, named them for her thusly: "Inej, Jesper, uh, emo boy, other girlie, the Viking and the twink."
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
My daughter just read Six of Crows and asked me which characters were in the Netflix Shadow & Bone series. So I, who watched the entire season in one day while stoned, named them for her thusly: "Inej, Jesper, uh, emo boy, other girlie, the Viking and the twink."
I'm doing a gift guide this year. Drop anything you're looking for in the comments and I will see if I can find it in my humongo "Gifts" bookmark folder.
October 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'm doing a gift guide this year. Drop anything you're looking for in the comments and I will see if I can find it in my humongo "Gifts" bookmark folder.
All day I've had that sneaky, terrible feeling that someone, somewhere is mad at me. Luckily, someone in accounts just responded to a mistake of mine with an all caps reply, so I will just pin the entire anxiety spiral on her and get back to being normal with everyone else.
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
All day I've had that sneaky, terrible feeling that someone, somewhere is mad at me. Luckily, someone in accounts just responded to a mistake of mine with an all caps reply, so I will just pin the entire anxiety spiral on her and get back to being normal with everyone else.
I'm trying to imagine what my face would do if someone came up to me and said, "I'm uncomfortable thinking about the Holocaust, so can we paint over Anne Frank?"
October 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I'm trying to imagine what my face would do if someone came up to me and said, "I'm uncomfortable thinking about the Holocaust, so can we paint over Anne Frank?"
Pro tip to marketing teams: if you're writing about Northern Ireland, don't use the Cliffs of Moher as your photo.
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Pro tip to marketing teams: if you're writing about Northern Ireland, don't use the Cliffs of Moher as your photo.
I want to be friends with this woman. youtu.be/9TkypMOhbOc?...
Testing this Irish Woman’s Irish Music Knowledge | Track Star*
YouTube video by Track Star*
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I want to be friends with this woman. youtu.be/9TkypMOhbOc?...
I bought this on a whim (I mostly thought someone would outbid me) and now I have to decide how to display it. It might be my new candle storage.
October 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I bought this on a whim (I mostly thought someone would outbid me) and now I have to decide how to display it. It might be my new candle storage.
Josh is one of MA's finest cultural anthropologists.
I had the BEST time with the Curiosity Desk team at GBH scouring the North Shore for its greatest roast beef sandwiches. I hope I did the true beefers proud!!! 🫡
Comedian Josh Gondelman’s tour of Boston’s “Roast Beef Riviera”
YouTube video by GBH News
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October 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Josh is one of MA's finest cultural anthropologists.
This photo is cracking my up, because it looks like Emma Corrin JUST realized that they're out in public wearing an apron.
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This photo is cracking my up, because it looks like Emma Corrin JUST realized that they're out in public wearing an apron.
What a way to admit that you don't know that art museums use QR codes to give visitors more information on their phones. Couldn't be me.
One of the better photographs depicting modernity, I'd say:
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
What a way to admit that you don't know that art museums use QR codes to give visitors more information on their phones. Couldn't be me.
Wow, my nervous system is really convinced that tigers are chasing me today.
October 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Wow, my nervous system is really convinced that tigers are chasing me today.