Dark Jco.
@darkjco.bsky.social
I'm a nerdy guy interested in tabletop games. I'm currently using this site to post energy drink reviews.
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Dark Jco.
@darkjco.bsky.social
· Dec 16
For the past few years I've been writing short energy drink reviews. Unfortunately, the platform I was posting them on is completely unpalatable now.
From now on I will be posting them here as well as reposting my old reviews. Follow this adventure with #EnergyDrinkReviews and #DoomedPlan
From now on I will be posting them here as well as reposting my old reviews. Follow this adventure with #EnergyDrinkReviews and #DoomedPlan
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Trump removed his post that included a racist video portraying former President Barack Obama and former First Lady Michelle Obama as apes. Simply deleting it is not enough a public apology is warranted.
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Trump removed his post that included a racist video portraying former President Barack Obama and former First Lady Michelle Obama as apes. Simply deleting it is not enough a public apology is warranted.
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i love the current white house strategy of “daily undeniable evil scandals that make them look evil and insane” i think they should keep this up
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i love the current white house strategy of “daily undeniable evil scandals that make them look evil and insane” i think they should keep this up
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Sadly, this actually sounds totally possible.
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Sadly, this actually sounds totally possible.
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If Marquis De Sade’s written about it, you can bet your life that a billionaire’s done it.
February 4, 2026 at 5:44 PM
If Marquis De Sade’s written about it, you can bet your life that a billionaire’s done it.
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Seems 💯 accurate.
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Seems 💯 accurate.
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The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
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I’m not allowed to safely use a public bathroom because a literal island of pedophiles said trans people might be sketchy.
… and somehow that’s barely a sliver of the things that happened thanks to a literal island of pedophiles making stuff up.
… and somehow that’s barely a sliver of the things that happened thanks to a literal island of pedophiles making stuff up.
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I’m not allowed to safely use a public bathroom because a literal island of pedophiles said trans people might be sketchy.
… and somehow that’s barely a sliver of the things that happened thanks to a literal island of pedophiles making stuff up.
… and somehow that’s barely a sliver of the things that happened thanks to a literal island of pedophiles making stuff up.
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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a kobold who is so kind and sweet and loves you very much
however she is incredibly bitey. she has the insatiable urge to chomp on people she likes
however she is incredibly bitey. she has the insatiable urge to chomp on people she likes
January 30, 2026 at 3:27 PM
a kobold who is so kind and sweet and loves you very much
however she is incredibly bitey. she has the insatiable urge to chomp on people she likes
however she is incredibly bitey. she has the insatiable urge to chomp on people she likes
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The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that
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I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
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Ghost Welch's Grape-Cran
I don't know if I can detect the cranberry flavor but this is still an enjoyable drink. This is a more sour grape soda with artificial sugar aftertastes. I really like it.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
I don't know if I can detect the cranberry flavor but this is still an enjoyable drink. This is a more sour grape soda with artificial sugar aftertastes. I really like it.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Ghost Welch's Grape-Cran
I don't know if I can detect the cranberry flavor but this is still an enjoyable drink. This is a more sour grape soda with artificial sugar aftertastes. I really like it.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
I don't know if I can detect the cranberry flavor but this is still an enjoyable drink. This is a more sour grape soda with artificial sugar aftertastes. I really like it.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
It is simultaneously 20 degrees warmer now than it was in the middle of the night and somehow still -2°F. This weather can go do one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
It is simultaneously 20 degrees warmer now than it was in the middle of the night and somehow still -2°F. This weather can go do one.
Monster Energy Strawberry Shot
After having had a drink recently that had strawberry puree in it the strawberry in this is so muted as to be barely detectable. That said I really enjoy the taste of Monster and the subtle hint of strawberry is nice.
160mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
After having had a drink recently that had strawberry puree in it the strawberry in this is so muted as to be barely detectable. That said I really enjoy the taste of Monster and the subtle hint of strawberry is nice.
160mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Monster Energy Strawberry Shot
After having had a drink recently that had strawberry puree in it the strawberry in this is so muted as to be barely detectable. That said I really enjoy the taste of Monster and the subtle hint of strawberry is nice.
160mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
After having had a drink recently that had strawberry puree in it the strawberry in this is so muted as to be barely detectable. That said I really enjoy the taste of Monster and the subtle hint of strawberry is nice.
160mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
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Former Special Counsel Jack Smith:
"I stand by my decisions as special counsel, including the decision to bring charges against President Trump. Our investigation developed proof beyond reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity... No one should be above the law".
"I stand by my decisions as special counsel, including the decision to bring charges against President Trump. Our investigation developed proof beyond reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity... No one should be above the law".
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Former Special Counsel Jack Smith:
"I stand by my decisions as special counsel, including the decision to bring charges against President Trump. Our investigation developed proof beyond reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity... No one should be above the law".
"I stand by my decisions as special counsel, including the decision to bring charges against President Trump. Our investigation developed proof beyond reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity... No one should be above the law".
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Whistleblowers just shared a memo showing DHS instructing ICE to force their way into peoples' houses without a proper warrant. Why is this not on all the networks right now? This is a criminal conspiracy to violate rights under color of law.
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Whistleblowers just shared a memo showing DHS instructing ICE to force their way into peoples' houses without a proper warrant. Why is this not on all the networks right now? This is a criminal conspiracy to violate rights under color of law.
Gorilla Energy Drink Cherry Berry
This is the best Gorilla flavor by far. It tastes like strawberry jam with apple notes and I guess there's a vague hint of cherry in the background. And most importantly it doesn't taste rancid! That alone is huge.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
This is the best Gorilla flavor by far. It tastes like strawberry jam with apple notes and I guess there's a vague hint of cherry in the background. And most importantly it doesn't taste rancid! That alone is huge.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
January 21, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Gorilla Energy Drink Cherry Berry
This is the best Gorilla flavor by far. It tastes like strawberry jam with apple notes and I guess there's a vague hint of cherry in the background. And most importantly it doesn't taste rancid! That alone is huge.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
This is the best Gorilla flavor by far. It tastes like strawberry jam with apple notes and I guess there's a vague hint of cherry in the background. And most importantly it doesn't taste rancid! That alone is huge.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
Gorilla Energy Drink Kiwi Strawberry
There's a strong natural strawberry flavor with kiwi afternotes that would make this incredibly sippable if it weren't for the sour fermented smells that come off of it. I would like this if it smelled better.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
There's a strong natural strawberry flavor with kiwi afternotes that would make this incredibly sippable if it weren't for the sour fermented smells that come off of it. I would like this if it smelled better.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
January 18, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Gorilla Energy Drink Kiwi Strawberry
There's a strong natural strawberry flavor with kiwi afternotes that would make this incredibly sippable if it weren't for the sour fermented smells that come off of it. I would like this if it smelled better.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
There's a strong natural strawberry flavor with kiwi afternotes that would make this incredibly sippable if it weren't for the sour fermented smells that come off of it. I would like this if it smelled better.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
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Holy shit, that’s just actual theft.
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Holy shit, that’s just actual theft.
Gorilla Energy Drink Watermelon Melon
No weird salty flavor that the others have had. It tastes like a hard cider in a pleasant way. The watermelon flavor is natural and not candy like. Best of the bunch so far but still mediocre.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
No weird salty flavor that the others have had. It tastes like a hard cider in a pleasant way. The watermelon flavor is natural and not candy like. Best of the bunch so far but still mediocre.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Gorilla Energy Drink Watermelon Melon
No weird salty flavor that the others have had. It tastes like a hard cider in a pleasant way. The watermelon flavor is natural and not candy like. Best of the bunch so far but still mediocre.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
No weird salty flavor that the others have had. It tastes like a hard cider in a pleasant way. The watermelon flavor is natural and not candy like. Best of the bunch so far but still mediocre.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
Gorilla Energy Drink Mango Coconut
This is unfortunate... All of the individual parts should work; the mango tastes fine, the coconut is present without being overpowering, but together it adds up to a slightly rancid flavor that I don't enjoy.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
This is unfortunate... All of the individual parts should work; the mango tastes fine, the coconut is present without being overpowering, but together it adds up to a slightly rancid flavor that I don't enjoy.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
January 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Gorilla Energy Drink Mango Coconut
This is unfortunate... All of the individual parts should work; the mango tastes fine, the coconut is present without being overpowering, but together it adds up to a slightly rancid flavor that I don't enjoy.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
This is unfortunate... All of the individual parts should work; the mango tastes fine, the coconut is present without being overpowering, but together it adds up to a slightly rancid flavor that I don't enjoy.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
Gorilla Energy Ultimate
This is a citric acid flavored drink. It is perfectly fine and reminds me of Monster with a cleaner mouth feel. There is a very salty flavor in the middle but it fades away to a clean aftertaste. Not too bad.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
This is a citric acid flavored drink. It is perfectly fine and reminds me of Monster with a cleaner mouth feel. There is a very salty flavor in the middle but it fades away to a clean aftertaste. Not too bad.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Gorilla Energy Ultimate
This is a citric acid flavored drink. It is perfectly fine and reminds me of Monster with a cleaner mouth feel. There is a very salty flavor in the middle but it fades away to a clean aftertaste. Not too bad.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
This is a citric acid flavored drink. It is perfectly fine and reminds me of Monster with a cleaner mouth feel. There is a very salty flavor in the middle but it fades away to a clean aftertaste. Not too bad.
200mg caffeine
#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.