Darth Something
darthsomething.bsky.social
Darth Something
@darthsomething.bsky.social
20 | He/him | Extremely based | some mild (jk very extreme) OCD, autism and ADHD
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Trump: Give me 10 dollars.

Republican: Okay.

Trump: Here, you can have 4 of your dollars back.

Republican: I made 4 dollars.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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this story was sort of lost in the last few days of the epstein news but it’s wild how many republicans appear to be pedophiles or okay with pedophilia
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Every year gives the State Of The Menunion
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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WGA plans to help block Paramount from buying Warner Bros

"Combining [them] would be a disaster”
October 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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It's called 'quid pro quo.' You scratch my billionaire's back, I'll scratch yours with the full power of the United States government. It's not capitalism, it's a f**king racket. They're not even using a code word, they're just saying it out loud.
October 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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'MOUSE: P.I. For Hire' releases March 19, 2026 🎮🐭

• Game is inspired by 1930s cartoons
• Protagonist is voiced by Troy Baker
October 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.

No phones, no staff, nothing.

I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
Johnson: "Grijalva should be working for her constituents right now. I don't know what she's doing. I keep seeing their political stunt videos. She should be in her office. She should be working or in the district for her constituents" (Grijalva is not in fact a Rep. b/c Johnson refuses to seat her)
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Hey now, just because their lead guy is on air going "Oh yeah I'm obviously going to hell" doesnt mean they're evil!
October 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I think it's funnier that someone got this signed by the original Turtles.
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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I have so much respect for Greta Thunberg because she easily could have coasted on speaking gigs and Davos appearances for the rest of her life
October 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...
theonion.com
October 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I am literally a person who believes that it's best we come up with a general consensus on how we will integrate and not effectively enslave genuine AIs when they show up and
yet

I am capable of recognizing that LLMs are not that - this is like someone comparing anti-fracking protests with eugenics
October 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Complaining about cancel culture in Riyadh is one of the best examples I've seen of how "free speech culture" rots the brain.
October 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil
September 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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A protestor outside of Walt Disney Studios today after they suspended #JimmyKimmelLive

“Did you even watch Andor?”

(via westernwilder | TW)
September 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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ANDOR creator Tony Gilroy compares Syril’s support for the Empire to people’s support for Donald Trump.

“I mean throw a stone in Washington DC or Mar-a-Lago right now…. Why sign onto this death ship? It’s because you’re afraid of something.”

(Source: youtu.be/iaqnHfa6n4E?...)
September 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Google has been ordered to pay $425M for invading users’ privacy

• They continued to collect user data even when tracking was turned off

• Covers 98M users

(via BBC)
September 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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The homicide rate in the United States is down by 25% since 2020. But the homi-vibe rate is higher than ever.
September 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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whoever named them missiles wasn't very optimistic
August 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Until somebody throws a bigger sandwich
August 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM