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Award-winning resting murder face.
She/They/It's Complicated
Ioway (Báxoje) Lands (Iowa, USA)
She/They/It's Complicated
Ioway (Báxoje) Lands (Iowa, USA)
Good night, and sweet dreams to all.
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Good night, and sweet dreams to all.
potatoes
Who are you?
1. a writer in training
2. a ghost in waiting
3. witch of the wine aisle
4. person who likes potatoes
1. a writer in training
2. a ghost in waiting
3. witch of the wine aisle
4. person who likes potatoes
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
potatoes
Ye gods, as an IT sysadmin (e.g. big computer fondler), I feel tainted by approximation to anything "AI". No, just no.
I understand there's some limited use for it, but for the amount of resources it uses, it's not anywhere near the answer these numpties are claiming.
I understand there's some limited use for it, but for the amount of resources it uses, it's not anywhere near the answer these numpties are claiming.
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ye gods, as an IT sysadmin (e.g. big computer fondler), I feel tainted by approximation to anything "AI". No, just no.
I understand there's some limited use for it, but for the amount of resources it uses, it's not anywhere near the answer these numpties are claiming.
I understand there's some limited use for it, but for the amount of resources it uses, it's not anywhere near the answer these numpties are claiming.
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December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Deserves to be seen.
Alt text: a short video of possibly a planter or handle-less mug depicting four fat white ducks with various facial expressions. They're surrounded by a shiny dark glaze.
Alt text: a short video of possibly a planter or handle-less mug depicting four fat white ducks with various facial expressions. They're surrounded by a shiny dark glaze.
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Deserves to be seen.
Alt text: a short video of possibly a planter or handle-less mug depicting four fat white ducks with various facial expressions. They're surrounded by a shiny dark glaze.
Alt text: a short video of possibly a planter or handle-less mug depicting four fat white ducks with various facial expressions. They're surrounded by a shiny dark glaze.
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Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, prolific actor known for his roles in “Mortal Kombat,” “Last Emperor” and “Man In The High Castle,” has died at 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
deadline.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, prolific actor known for his roles in “Mortal Kombat,” “Last Emperor” and “Man In The High Castle,” has died at 75
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The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times
Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop. The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...
www.metrotimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
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we have never seen ninja turtles, but isn't that exactly how ninjas operate
Are there really ninja turtles down there?
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
we have never seen ninja turtles, but isn't that exactly how ninjas operate
The comments, lol!
Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The comments, lol!
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Transgender women have been playing women’s tennis in USTA for 50 years!
SCOOP: The United States Tennis Association (USTA) quietly updated its player eligibility policy to ban trans women from competing as women in their leagues, tournaments and competitions in order to comply with Trump's anti-trans sports executive order. The policy went into effect on Monday.
USTA bans trans athletes from competing as women to comply with Trump executive order
The national tennis governing body's policy change was made with no announcement.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Transgender women have been playing women’s tennis in USTA for 50 years!
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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One of the prime reasons I refuse to use rodent poisons is because I love seeing all the things that come to eat the rodents - from gopher snakes to owls. Chip in if you can!
Barn Owls are one of the species that suffer the most rodenticide poisoning. We’re killing the best weapon we have against rodents w/ our inability to use proper pest control management. Help us change that by donating to our campaign #birds #birdsofprey #ratpoisoniswildlifepoison
gofund.me/5e442bf9
gofund.me/5e442bf9
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
One of the prime reasons I refuse to use rodent poisons is because I love seeing all the things that come to eat the rodents - from gopher snakes to owls. Chip in if you can!
Dogs are gonna have to be happy with a quick backyard bio break in the morning. No "walkies", sorry.
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dogs are gonna have to be happy with a quick backyard bio break in the morning. No "walkies", sorry.
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🚩⛄🚩 Polar Vortex is dangerous so take extra steps for sub zero. Blankets or foil blankets \ instant heat packs in car or bag. Nutritional bars \ dress like you could be stuck outside \ roadside. Look out for each other and pets \ wildlife. 💪💖💪💖💪
a slice of toast with the words stay toasty this winter on it
Alt: a slice of toast with the words stay toasty this winter on it
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
🚩⛄🚩 Polar Vortex is dangerous so take extra steps for sub zero. Blankets or foil blankets \ instant heat packs in car or bag. Nutritional bars \ dress like you could be stuck outside \ roadside. Look out for each other and pets \ wildlife. 💪💖💪💖💪
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Friends, vikings, countrymen: lend me your eyes. May I present what just happened an hour ago in Iceland?
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Friends, vikings, countrymen: lend me your eyes. May I present what just happened an hour ago in Iceland?
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
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I’m holly, I’m jolly. You’ve got believe me. I swear I am
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I’m holly, I’m jolly. You’ve got believe me. I swear I am
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A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
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How about we worry less, as a society, about whether individuals might be cheating to get a disability accommodation or some help buying food, and more about whether extremely wealthy people and corporations are paying their fair share of taxes?
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
How about we worry less, as a society, about whether individuals might be cheating to get a disability accommodation or some help buying food, and more about whether extremely wealthy people and corporations are paying their fair share of taxes?
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I think this is my best essay on this topic (maybe my best essay). I'd like you to read it, if you haven't.
It also means (@lollardfish.bsky.social has ably written about this) that you as a parent are forced to concentrate on and narrate your child's difficulties just to get them what they need, which is damaging to your child and your relationship with them.
I Shouldn’t Have to Dehumanize My Son to Get Him Support
Instead of focusing on the challenges facing disabled people, we should emphasize goals.
www.thenation.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I think this is my best essay on this topic (maybe my best essay). I'd like you to read it, if you haven't.
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I'm not a huge anime fan, but I LOVE folkloric creatures and spirits. On the holiday list!
If you know someone who is super into DANDADAN or DEMON SLAYER or KPOP DEMON HUNTERS or GODZILLA, why not get them a book for Christmas that will explain and deepen their understanding of something they already love?
THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO JAPANESE YOKAI
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THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO JAPANESE YOKAI
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December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm not a huge anime fan, but I LOVE folkloric creatures and spirits. On the holiday list!
Dumbass here, forgetting to cover her face in the sub-freezing temps. Face is now chapped. Trying the Cetaphil for normal to dry skin. Burns, owie!
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Dumbass here, forgetting to cover her face in the sub-freezing temps. Face is now chapped. Trying the Cetaphil for normal to dry skin. Burns, owie!
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looks like we're sponsoring way WAY more vet clinics in 2026 🎉 THANK YOU ❤️🩹
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
looks like we're sponsoring way WAY more vet clinics in 2026 🎉 THANK YOU ❤️🩹
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This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
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If Trump wants to change the blistering narrative from his administration's war criming, he should release the Epstein files.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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