Christian
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"Florentino Pérez's goal is to bring José Mourinho back to coach Real Madrid."
January 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
"Florentino Pérez's goal is to bring José Mourinho back to coach Real Madrid."
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It’s time to stop the influx of immigrants who take drugs, father children out of wedlock, and steal from the government.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
It’s time to stop the influx of immigrants who take drugs, father children out of wedlock, and steal from the government.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
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The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Daily bunny no.3200 is sleeping in today
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Daily bunny no.3200 is sleeping in today
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it's hard to find levity in all of this but the image of someone trying to hold their phone up to a fucking QR code on an ICE agent's vest really gets me. who is the tech-brained moron who thought this up
January 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
it's hard to find levity in all of this but the image of someone trying to hold their phone up to a fucking QR code on an ICE agent's vest really gets me. who is the tech-brained moron who thought this up
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Reaching for my phone and instantly receive so much lead my corpse qualifies as a superfund site
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Reaching for my phone and instantly receive so much lead my corpse qualifies as a superfund site
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scanning the officers' QR codes as they bash my face in and steal my phone
January 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
scanning the officers' QR codes as they bash my face in and steal my phone
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credit where it's due, this is one of the funniest ideas i've ever heard
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
credit where it's due, this is one of the funniest ideas i've ever heard
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is.
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is.
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ICE may be shooting people in the face, sending people to concentration camps, and illegally occupying our cities but, apparently, the Democrats think saying, "abolish ICE" is "emotional" and politically "lethal."
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
ICE may be shooting people in the face, sending people to concentration camps, and illegally occupying our cities but, apparently, the Democrats think saying, "abolish ICE" is "emotional" and politically "lethal."
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The Dilbert dude died
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The Dilbert dude died
lol Real. Meine Fresse ey.
Kann er ja zurück zu Leverkusen, die haben ihn vielleicht grad nötiger 😭
Kann er ja zurück zu Leverkusen, die haben ihn vielleicht grad nötiger 😭
🚨💣 BREAKING: XABI ALONSO LEAVES REAL MADRID WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.
January 12, 2026 at 5:25 PM
lol Real. Meine Fresse ey.
Kann er ja zurück zu Leverkusen, die haben ihn vielleicht grad nötiger 😭
Kann er ja zurück zu Leverkusen, die haben ihn vielleicht grad nötiger 😭
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I mean, to be fair, the sort of subnormal droogs who infest ICE now do very much experience a woman laughing at them as being like murder, and murder triggers a right to self defense.
It was probably going to be either Renee Good or some girl at a bar with these thug scum.
It was probably going to be either Renee Good or some girl at a bar with these thug scum.
The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.
January 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I mean, to be fair, the sort of subnormal droogs who infest ICE now do very much experience a woman laughing at them as being like murder, and murder triggers a right to self defense.
It was probably going to be either Renee Good or some girl at a bar with these thug scum.
It was probably going to be either Renee Good or some girl at a bar with these thug scum.
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We're at the "Don't go out in public if you have brown skin because you might be murdered or kidnapped" stage of white supremacist fascism.
Minneapolis City Council member Jason Chavez: "Many of our immigrants neighbors are picked up simply by moving their cars. Help your neighbors take out the trash, because there are many reports of neighbors being kidnapped when they're taking their trash out."
January 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
We're at the "Don't go out in public if you have brown skin because you might be murdered or kidnapped" stage of white supremacist fascism.
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I think we’re about a week away from the administration actively labeling ICE Watch groups as domestic terrorist organizations.
But remember: it is perfectly legal to record law enforcement.
But remember: it is perfectly legal to record law enforcement.
Over on X, rumors are circulating that the Department of Justice is focusing its anti-ICE investigations on @indivisible.org
January 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I think we’re about a week away from the administration actively labeling ICE Watch groups as domestic terrorist organizations.
But remember: it is perfectly legal to record law enforcement.
But remember: it is perfectly legal to record law enforcement.
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Holy fuck they actually did it
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Holy fuck they actually did it
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per my point about the mercator projection being the root of this whole thing
Why is Trump fixated on Greenland? @sbg1.bsky.social recalls what he told us in 2021: "I said, 'Why don’t we have that?' You take a look at a map...I love maps. And I always said 'Look at the size of this, it’s massive and that should be part of the United States.'" www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
Why Donald Trump Wants Greenland (and Everything Else)
There’s no Trump Doctrine, just a map of the world that the President wants to write his name on in big gold letters.
www.newyorker.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
per my point about the mercator projection being the root of this whole thing
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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Alle CDU Skandale, ranked
January 8, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Alle CDU Skandale, ranked