David Johnston "In the name of SCIENCE, I licked it"
@davejohnston.bsky.social
BUY CANADIAN, Halifax , IT stuff, WiFI, Microcontrollers, 3d printing
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found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!
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Secure your own squid first before helping others.
(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Secure your own squid first before helping others.
(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
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"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
February 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
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One of the suspects is a white woman with a face tattoo and an ankle monitor. They need me to solve this crime?
February 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
One of the suspects is a white woman with a face tattoo and an ankle monitor. They need me to solve this crime?
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"Melania" is already one of the highest-grossing films of 1931!
Everyone said the Melania movie would fail, but it grossed $7 million, almost half of what Madame Web made in its opening weekend, so suck on that, haters!
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
"Melania" is already one of the highest-grossing films of 1931!
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1 tablespoon = 4 chairspoons
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
1 tablespoon = 4 chairspoons
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“We are the Axis now.”
February 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
“We are the Axis now.”
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Apparently, "1939’s Germany" is not the correct answer when a job application asks where you see yourself in 5 years.
January 29, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Apparently, "1939’s Germany" is not the correct answer when a job application asks where you see yourself in 5 years.
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i would never have my eyebrows tattooed but i would definitely use a clip on
March 30, 2024 at 8:30 PM
i would never have my eyebrows tattooed but i would definitely use a clip on
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what I’m learning is that rich people need more hobbies
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 PM
what I’m learning is that rich people need more hobbies
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@ladybaroness.bsky.social this made me laugh, sent to moi bois from their Canadian uncle 😆 😄
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
@ladybaroness.bsky.social this made me laugh, sent to moi bois from their Canadian uncle 😆 😄
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So , is polievre going to get a security clearance?
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
So , is polievre going to get a security clearance?
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Sorry I can't come over tonight. My sock feels weird in my shoe.
January 30, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Sorry I can't come over tonight. My sock feels weird in my shoe.
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
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Borders also keep you in
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Borders also keep you in
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Canada is strongest when we take of each other. That’s why we created the new Canada Groceries and Essentials Benefit — to help more than 12 million Canadians with lower incomes put good food on the table.
January 28, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Canada is strongest when we take of each other. That’s why we created the new Canada Groceries and Essentials Benefit — to help more than 12 million Canadians with lower incomes put good food on the table.
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Why would Canada take a chance buying F-35 fighters from the U.S. instead of the Gripen from Sweden when this lunatic could just on a whim withhold maintenance or software support because his feelings are hurt.
www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/b...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/b...
Trump says he’s decertifying Canada-made aircraft and threatens 50% tariffs | CNN Business
President Donald Trump said on Thursday that he is decertifying all aircraft made in Canada and threatened a 50% tariff on those planes until American-made Gulfstreams are certified in that country.
www.cnn.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Why would Canada take a chance buying F-35 fighters from the U.S. instead of the Gripen from Sweden when this lunatic could just on a whim withhold maintenance or software support because his feelings are hurt.
www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/b...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/29/b...
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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/
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First Nations Chiefs are not mincing their words: they are calling on Alberta’s premier to resign, accusing Danielle Smith of conspiring with separatists, violating Treaty rights
“I hope you have your bags packed. When this referendum is defeated, I will gladly walk you to the border.”
“I hope you have your bags packed. When this referendum is defeated, I will gladly walk you to the border.”
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
First Nations Chiefs are not mincing their words: they are calling on Alberta’s premier to resign, accusing Danielle Smith of conspiring with separatists, violating Treaty rights
“I hope you have your bags packed. When this referendum is defeated, I will gladly walk you to the border.”
“I hope you have your bags packed. When this referendum is defeated, I will gladly walk you to the border.”
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Culinary Students Given Live Baby To Learn How To Care For Bag Of Flour https://theonion.com/culinary-students-given-live-baby-to-learn-how-to-care-for-bag-of-flour/
January 30, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Culinary Students Given Live Baby To Learn How To Care For Bag Of Flour https://theonion.com/culinary-students-given-live-baby-to-learn-how-to-care-for-bag-of-flour/
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The corporate complicity in the spread of American fascism needs to be called out. Glad to see this truth teller who was willing to quit her job rather than support the fascists.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
A resignation and call to conscience at company owned by Maga billionaires
Uline employee says she can no longer work for people who helped ‘America descend into fascism’
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:07 PM
The corporate complicity in the spread of American fascism needs to be called out. Glad to see this truth teller who was willing to quit her job rather than support the fascists.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...