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Imagine actually wanting attention, when you can just be left alone instead.
At least with cameo, the money is direct to the artist or celeb.
This is pathetic custom AI garbage for absolute losers.
Cybertruck energy at scale.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
This is pathetic custom AI garbage for absolute losers.
Cybertruck energy at scale.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Disney wants you to AI-generate yourself into your favorite Marvel movie
The media company is investing $1bn in OpenAI – and allowing its characters to be used in generated videos
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
At least with cameo, the money is direct to the artist or celeb.
This is pathetic custom AI garbage for absolute losers.
Cybertruck energy at scale.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
This is pathetic custom AI garbage for absolute losers.
Cybertruck energy at scale.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
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Congrats, you're getting old and you feel like the world is passing you by
tbh you're making it worse for yourself by freaking out every time kids do some new permutation of the sort of things they've always done just because you're no longer a part of it
tbh you're making it worse for yourself by freaking out every time kids do some new permutation of the sort of things they've always done just because you're no longer a part of it
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Congrats, you're getting old and you feel like the world is passing you by
tbh you're making it worse for yourself by freaking out every time kids do some new permutation of the sort of things they've always done just because you're no longer a part of it
tbh you're making it worse for yourself by freaking out every time kids do some new permutation of the sort of things they've always done just because you're no longer a part of it
Can’t wait to login to my Disney+ Premium AI account and have ESPN rerun the football game, only this time have my team win in a last-minute play!!!!
Gonna watch with my AI robot girlfriend, we will be jumping up and down and high-fiving at the end.
apnews.com/article/disn...
Gonna watch with my AI robot girlfriend, we will be jumping up and down and high-fiving at the end.
apnews.com/article/disn...
Disney invests $1B in OpenAI in deal to bring characters like Mickey Mouse to Sora AI video tool
Disney is investing $1 billion in OpenAI to bring characters like Mickey Mouse and Luke Skywalker to the AI company's Sora video tool.
apnews.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Can’t wait to login to my Disney+ Premium AI account and have ESPN rerun the football game, only this time have my team win in a last-minute play!!!!
Gonna watch with my AI robot girlfriend, we will be jumping up and down and high-fiving at the end.
apnews.com/article/disn...
Gonna watch with my AI robot girlfriend, we will be jumping up and down and high-fiving at the end.
apnews.com/article/disn...
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Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
an elderly man in a suit is dancing on a dance floor .
Alt: an elderly man in a suit is dancing on a dance floor .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
This is exactly how I feel and I endorse this opinion 100%
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is exactly how I feel and I endorse this opinion 100%
Normalize endocrinological check-ins with your friends.
How’ve things been glanding for ya?
How’ve things been glanding for ya?
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Normalize endocrinological check-ins with your friends.
How’ve things been glanding for ya?
How’ve things been glanding for ya?
I regret to inform everyone that I was remiss about having been remiss.
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I regret to inform everyone that I was remiss about having been remiss.
Only a few days list to frantically stream performative songs so you can pretend you have good taste when you show your Spotify/apple wrapped year end summary.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Only a few days list to frantically stream performative songs so you can pretend you have good taste when you show your Spotify/apple wrapped year end summary.
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This is the Cheney obituary to read. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This is the Cheney obituary to read. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
I, for one, welcome our new violent and infectious monkey overlords.
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I, for one, welcome our new violent and infectious monkey overlords.
JFC
Not beating the war criminal allegations
Not beating the war criminal allegations
I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
October 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
JFC
Not beating the war criminal allegations
Not beating the war criminal allegations
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and then the cancer cures right
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
and then the cancer cures right
I was just diagnosed with both celiac disease and masochism disorder.
So now I’m a gluten for punishment.
So now I’m a gluten for punishment.
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I was just diagnosed with both celiac disease and masochism disorder.
So now I’m a gluten for punishment.
So now I’m a gluten for punishment.
This is a scientific fact.
The first bite from the diagonal gives you the maximum flavor from the contents.
The first bite from the diagonal gives you the maximum flavor from the contents.
resolved: sandwiches taste better when cut diagonally
September 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is a scientific fact.
The first bite from the diagonal gives you the maximum flavor from the contents.
The first bite from the diagonal gives you the maximum flavor from the contents.
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I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.
September 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.
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Hear me out: what if the polite person was the character?
Guys it's ok. He only called for violence against gays and trans people and declared the Civil Rights Act a mistake for the money and power.
September 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Hear me out: what if the polite person was the character?
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For the first time ever China will sell more electric cars than the US sells of gas and electric cars combined 🤯
September 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
For the first time ever China will sell more electric cars than the US sells of gas and electric cars combined 🤯
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You do not, in fact, need to have an opinion on everything.
Not having an opinion can be a beautiful thing.
Not having an opinion can be a beautiful thing.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You do not, in fact, need to have an opinion on everything.
Not having an opinion can be a beautiful thing.
Not having an opinion can be a beautiful thing.
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incredible work. become uncarryable.
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
![One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested.
Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away.
House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.”
Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests?
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House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7uvcqt45oqlutlrtgx7bpodq/bafkreie7yqxb4cj2t4gxftiqsno5wgk2kczb5vbtj7wh2b2u5sjtqtdrku@jpeg)
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
incredible work. become uncarryable.
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She was brought to the US as an 8yo, worked hard, studied, earned a scholarship, planned to become a nurse.
ICE kidnapped her. Held her for 6 MONTHS in a detention facility with conditions so miserable that she finally agreed to voluntarily move to Honduras, which her family left at gunpoint.
ICE kidnapped her. Held her for 6 MONTHS in a detention facility with conditions so miserable that she finally agreed to voluntarily move to Honduras, which her family left at gunpoint.
After six months in ICE custody, Charlotte woman chooses voluntary removal to Honduras
A 20-year-old Honduran woman who has lived in the Charlotte area for more than a decade will soon be removed from the U.S.
www.wunc.org
August 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
She was brought to the US as an 8yo, worked hard, studied, earned a scholarship, planned to become a nurse.
ICE kidnapped her. Held her for 6 MONTHS in a detention facility with conditions so miserable that she finally agreed to voluntarily move to Honduras, which her family left at gunpoint.
ICE kidnapped her. Held her for 6 MONTHS in a detention facility with conditions so miserable that she finally agreed to voluntarily move to Honduras, which her family left at gunpoint.
Dude literally commits impeachable offenses every week, but it’s just Trump being Trump so whaddayagonnado?
You know what's crazy? There have been no op-eds or editorial statements in major newspapers this year calling on Trump to resign. None calling for his impeachment. None asking if he's medically fit to be in office. Not one in any major newspaper all year.
August 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Dude literally commits impeachable offenses every week, but it’s just Trump being Trump so whaddayagonnado?
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Regional #ICE Tough Lady says she grew up in a safer #Boston - but, no, she didn't
www.universalhub.com/2025/regiona...
www.universalhub.com/2025/regiona...
August 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Regional #ICE Tough Lady says she grew up in a safer #Boston - but, no, she didn't
www.universalhub.com/2025/regiona...
www.universalhub.com/2025/regiona...
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Herdling is OUT NOW! We’re stoked to finally invite you on this journey 🐐🦬🐏⛰️
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Get the game now on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S or Game Pass, links below!
We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this 🎉🎉🎉
August 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Herdling is OUT NOW! We’re stoked to finally invite you on this journey 🐐🦬🐏⛰️
Get the game now on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S or Game Pass, links below!
We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this 🎉🎉🎉
Get the game now on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S or Game Pass, links below!
We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this 🎉🎉🎉