Robot Townie
@daverobinson3.bsky.social
Loompress.com sells my books "Sweeney on-the-Fringe" and "Sweeney in-Effable."
American living in a village in Portugal with his family and his collection of repetitive mistakes.
American living in a village in Portugal with his family and his collection of repetitive mistakes.
Pinned
It takes a village to raze a fascist government.
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If we taxed the Tesla Ketamine Bigot's conditional pay package at 99%... NINETY-NINE-PERCENT... he would still clear 10 billion dollars if he met performance requirements.
Ten. Billion. Dollars.
MAXIMUM WAGE NOW.
Ten. Billion. Dollars.
MAXIMUM WAGE NOW.
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If we taxed the Tesla Ketamine Bigot's conditional pay package at 99%... NINETY-NINE-PERCENT... he would still clear 10 billion dollars if he met performance requirements.
Ten. Billion. Dollars.
MAXIMUM WAGE NOW.
Ten. Billion. Dollars.
MAXIMUM WAGE NOW.
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Feckin' 12:15 a.m. in Portugal and this Bruins fan is going to try to watch a little bit of the Habs vs. Bruins 1st regular season match. Dammit I miss hockey as a B's fan who now lives in Europe. Dammit.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Feckin' 12:15 a.m. in Portugal and this Bruins fan is going to try to watch a little bit of the Habs vs. Bruins 1st regular season match. Dammit I miss hockey as a B's fan who now lives in Europe. Dammit.
They’re like teens caught with weed in every bad movie I’ve ever seen. “That economy’s not mine, officer.”
HANNITY: When do we really see the engine of the economy start to take off?
JD VANCE: Some of it is going to take a long time because we inherited a disaster
JD VANCE: Some of it is going to take a long time because we inherited a disaster
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
They’re like teens caught with weed in every bad movie I’ve ever seen. “That economy’s not mine, officer.”
Post an image that will always make you laugh.
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh.
Having a coffee and a roll and feeling happy with Cracker’s “EuroTrash Girl” on the sound system and then I have to stop eating because David Lynch is describing how he was trying to pop a dead cow with a pickaxe in Idaho as a kid in his autobiography. America, fuck yeah.
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Having a coffee and a roll and feeling happy with Cracker’s “EuroTrash Girl” on the sound system and then I have to stop eating because David Lynch is describing how he was trying to pop a dead cow with a pickaxe in Idaho as a kid in his autobiography. America, fuck yeah.
As an American of Irish descent who went to university for a time in Ireland who is now living in Portugal, I'm so happy. Two tiny countries trying to dominate on the world stage and only one of them (in this sport) with any real success. Go on, Ireland!
Well, that was magic - it's been a long time since we've seen the Ireland fans bouncing around like that and the players smiling. A nice lift for the country too amidst all the shite stuff. #COYBIG
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
As an American of Irish descent who went to university for a time in Ireland who is now living in Portugal, I'm so happy. Two tiny countries trying to dominate on the world stage and only one of them (in this sport) with any real success. Go on, Ireland!
He represents the core, the black soul, of what is in the files. He was only good at 1 thing in his life & is on audio & video bragging about his assaults on women. Even his daughter as well as his current press sec. are victims of his inability to keep his perversions to himself.
Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
He represents the core, the black soul, of what is in the files. He was only good at 1 thing in his life & is on audio & video bragging about his assaults on women. Even his daughter as well as his current press sec. are victims of his inability to keep his perversions to himself.
Wolff looking like an accomplice in these emails right now. How about them apples?
BREAKING - emails between Jeffrey Epstein and Michael Wolff: "Trump knew about the girls, he asked Ghislaine Maxwell to stop. (Victim's name redacted) spent hours at my house with him."
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Wolff looking like an accomplice in these emails right now. How about them apples?
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November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
I miss Bruins games in their entirety on Tv. Maybe good mustard and drive-thru breakfast sandwiches. Other than that the current America looks like it wants to ruin every other good thing it had going. Holy BuhJayzus. Run, everyone, run.
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I miss Bruins games in their entirety on Tv. Maybe good mustard and drive-thru breakfast sandwiches. Other than that the current America looks like it wants to ruin every other good thing it had going. Holy BuhJayzus. Run, everyone, run.
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Also, folks of a certain age (the age that allows one to nod 'knowingly') recall the bygone days when Tv offered daily footage of men slapping each others' asses to celebrate athletic successes. Ass-slapping ruled across 3 of 4 major sports. Hockey pants were the only deterrent in those days.
Just heard a former NFL quarterback say “I had so many great years with my tight end” and I nodded knowingly
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Also, folks of a certain age (the age that allows one to nod 'knowingly') recall the bygone days when Tv offered daily footage of men slapping each others' asses to celebrate athletic successes. Ass-slapping ruled across 3 of 4 major sports. Hockey pants were the only deterrent in those days.
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If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.
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"Is there a more feckless, spineless opposition party anywhere in the democratic world? Why do Democrats insist on repeatedly snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?"
Me for Zeteo's First Draft this morning on the Democratic surrender in the Senate:
Me for Zeteo's First Draft this morning on the Democratic surrender in the Senate:
🏳️ BREAKING: Democrats Surrender. Again
Mehdi's Monday morning update on the senators voting to reopen the government without a guarantee on heathcare; the BBC rolling over for Donald Trump; and Kathy Hochul's clash with Zohran Mamdani.
zeteo.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"Is there a more feckless, spineless opposition party anywhere in the democratic world? Why do Democrats insist on repeatedly snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?"
Me for Zeteo's First Draft this morning on the Democratic surrender in the Senate:
Me for Zeteo's First Draft this morning on the Democratic surrender in the Senate:
Corporate Media failing the people but pulling in the ad money while some orange dotard is fiddling in his own Oval Office dreams and America burns.
The press utterly silent about a clearly impaired elderly GOP president who cannot keep his eyes open. Lapdogs to the end.
When Biden was still riding a bike, every article was "Why isn't our frail Dem president popping wheelies?"
When Biden was still riding a bike, every article was "Why isn't our frail Dem president popping wheelies?"
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Corporate Media failing the people but pulling in the ad money while some orange dotard is fiddling in his own Oval Office dreams and America burns.
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This week’s column from Stewart Lee for @thenerve.news www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le.... In which Lee asks Elon Musks “mechahitler” AI Grok to describe Lee’s work. Needless to say, it doesn’t end well. Hopefully the link works. For some reason I am having trouble doing this on my phone 🤪
Stewart Lee: Using Grok is like believing what your farting uncle says at Christmas
Elon Musk’s AI service is so drunkenly, transparently biased that it would be funny – if it weren’t a mortal threat to democracy
www.thenerve.news
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This week’s column from Stewart Lee for @thenerve.news www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le.... In which Lee asks Elon Musks “mechahitler” AI Grok to describe Lee’s work. Needless to say, it doesn’t end well. Hopefully the link works. For some reason I am having trouble doing this on my phone 🤪
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November 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Trump van Winkle dreams of the good ol’ days when he & his kids stole $ from charities in NY. Corporate bootlickers drop like overfed shithouse flies behind him & he couldn’t lift a finger to help if he even cared to try. He has the smarts of a rotting, swollen carcass wrapped in orange flesh.
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Trump van Winkle dreams of the good ol’ days when he & his kids stole $ from charities in NY. Corporate bootlickers drop like overfed shithouse flies behind him & he couldn’t lift a finger to help if he even cared to try. He has the smarts of a rotting, swollen carcass wrapped in orange flesh.
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happy total lanscaping anniversary day, one of the funniest days on twitter
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
happy total lanscaping anniversary day, one of the funniest days on twitter
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Sandwich Guy said “hold the incarceration, I’m allergic.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sandwich Guy said “hold the incarceration, I’m allergic.”
If there’s ONE way to ensure more minors will want to go to drag shows this is it. Bravo, Texas, for always forgetting the kids are all right.
@politico.com JUST IN: 5th Circuit will allow Texas to enforce law against minors attending drag shows. Majority: Southwick (GWBush), Engelhardt (Trump). Partial dissent: Dennis (Clinton). Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
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www.documentcloud.org
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If there’s ONE way to ensure more minors will want to go to drag shows this is it. Bravo, Texas, for always forgetting the kids are all right.
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