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David Otter
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Carbon-based lifeform
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February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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🚨 There are corgis at the Pro Bowl 🚨
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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You're trying your best, Steve...
January 23, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Go Bears.

Fuck the Packers.

Abolish ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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“The hustle and bustle of the holiday season.”

- Jon Bois
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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It's best to carry an otter with you at all times.
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Look at those little jazz hands (paws)
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I wonder if one could subsist on sunshine, water, and cannabis
October 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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not sure i’m a fan of players wearing jerseys with their name on the back. everyone can see it but you. i guess if you forget your name you’re just out of luck out there, huh
October 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
September 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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I’ve got my hands full, can somebody please hug this otter for me?
August 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
July 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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i expect that in the future, historians will regard the year 2025 as the year of peanut butter. from crunchy to creamy, from bargain brands to high-end organic offerings, many a jar of peanut butter has hit grocery store shelves this year. you can bet on it – just make sure to check the spread
July 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM