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Traveler. Wine & Bourbon Enthusiast. Food Lover. Runner. Escapee from bird land. She/her.
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Political violence has no place in this world.

Neither does any suggestion that Charlie Kirk was any more than a horrible, racist, conspiracy-mongering piece of shit. If you can’t say anything nice about him, speak loudly.
September 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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We were very happy to give this scoop to @marisakabas.bsky.social's The Handbasket because it is important to support independent journalists who are doing the hard work at this time. Giving this story to Marisa also guarantees it will be in The Washington Post verbatim exactly 48 hours later.
EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.

My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
June 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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honestly does seem like the basic dynamic in american politics right now is that a critical number of voters treat Democrats like their (nagging) mom or their (bitch) wife and treat Republicans like the “cool” dad or husband who is at best a deadbeat
June 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I know this can sound kind of silly at a time like this, but doing a war without congressional authorization is ample grounds for impeachment
June 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I never, ever want to hear again that women are too emotional to be leaders.
June 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...
theonion.com
June 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Any chance we can get @dansinker.com to do another feed for the Pope like he did for Rahm running for mayor?
May 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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So the new Pope went to the Chicago high school my dad attended (Mendel). He is from Dolton, next door to town I grew up in (my cousin @johnryanwrites.bsky.social is from D, cuz are u a Papal pal y/n?) AND it's possible Pope Leo taught other cousins who went to St Rita? Family group text right now=🤯
May 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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proof that catholic god is real and He wants you to stop doing online betting
A mere 2 hours ago, betting markets were giving the now Pope a 0% chance of becoming Pope. Lmfao
May 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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This expression says “I think I’m sitting in J.D. Vance’s wet spot.”
March 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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This is very good news.
February 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Excuse me while I vent for a moment

SHE IS THE APPROPRIATIONS CHAIR. SHE CAN SUBPOENA OFFICIALS, HOLD TELEVISED HEARINGS, HOLD UP ANYONE’S FUNDING, ZERO OUT THE WHITE HOUSE’S FUCKING ICE CREAM AND DIET COKE BUDGET, AND ENFORCE THE APPROPRIATIONS LAWS THAT ARE THE SOURCE OF HER PERSONAL POWER.
Senate Appropriations Chair Susan Collins slams the Trump admin’s NIH cuts as “poorly conceived” and says she has called RFK to “to express my strong opposition to these arbitrary cuts in funding for vital research.” She says he promised to “re-examine this initiative” if confirmed as HHS secretary.
February 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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A lot of people are like "If I were Elon Musk I would just go to Tahiti and have a Piña Colata," and yes, of course, but the problem is he can't go to a bank and take this out. It's all collateral on collateral. He's the poorest rich man there is. He's overleveraged himself into a permanent hell.
February 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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February 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Thoughts and prayers tonight for the parked cars, trees, and street level fixtures of downtown Philadelphia.
February 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Poor Taylor Swift.

(Not really. I’m sure she’s fine.)
February 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM