DJ
@deckpunk.bsky.social
Human who likes stuff. He/him
Dog owner. Cat subordnite. Will be found crushed to death under Nintendo games in 2057. No DMs
Dog owner. Cat subordnite. Will be found crushed to death under Nintendo games in 2057. No DMs
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DJ
@deckpunk.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Thinking of having my out of office message be
"PRETEND I AM DEAD, DONT EVEN REACH OUT TO ME ON A OUIJA BOARD"
"PRETEND I AM DEAD, DONT EVEN REACH OUT TO ME ON A OUIJA BOARD"
I am really looking forward to Control Resonant, but I am a little dissapointed that Jesse is no longer the protaganist.
Also, I really hope they don't fridge her to "motivate" Dylan.
Also, I really hope they don't fridge her to "motivate" Dylan.
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I am really looking forward to Control Resonant, but I am a little dissapointed that Jesse is no longer the protaganist.
Also, I really hope they don't fridge her to "motivate" Dylan.
Also, I really hope they don't fridge her to "motivate" Dylan.
XMAS EMERGENCY🚨
I am out of alka seltzer.
Cannot move...
I am out of alka seltzer.
Cannot move...
snorlax is a pokemon that is laying down on its back .
ALT: snorlax is a pokemon that is laying down on its back .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
XMAS EMERGENCY🚨
I am out of alka seltzer.
Cannot move...
I am out of alka seltzer.
Cannot move...
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Because it doesn't run on a subscription service.
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Because it doesn't run on a subscription service.
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Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Glad BlueSky did this. When I saw Patton Oswalt saying Megyn Kelly should be fed into a woodchipper feet first for defending raping children based on what age she thinks is okay, I thought, "yes, comedian Patton Oswalt is going to, in real life, feed Megyn Kelly into a woodchipper feet first."
I wonder if this AI bubble is about to burst
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I wonder if this AI bubble is about to burst
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Its 2025. Everything you use is shite and the monthly subscription has just went up.
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Its 2025. Everything you use is shite and the monthly subscription has just went up.
Damn Resident Evil Requiem Deluxe Edition pre order up for 1 day and its already unavailable
😭
😭
October 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Damn Resident Evil Requiem Deluxe Edition pre order up for 1 day and its already unavailable
😭
😭
I know its a bot, but holy shit I have never blocked an account quicker😂
October 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I know its a bot, but holy shit I have never blocked an account quicker😂
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For every 5 Likes or Reposts, I'll give you a cool-ass Godzilla Fact. I'll try to keep it to lesser-known stuff but I won't be posting any inside baseball. I just want to share my love for the King.
October 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
For every 5 Likes or Reposts, I'll give you a cool-ass Godzilla Fact. I'll try to keep it to lesser-known stuff but I won't be posting any inside baseball. I just want to share my love for the King.
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They have a fundamental misunderstanding of EVERYTHING!
Books - the point is to enjoy reading them, not just a plot summary.
Art - the point is to create something with your own efforts, not just a picture of slop.
Education - the point is to learn about a subject, not just spit out a term paper.
Books - the point is to enjoy reading them, not just a plot summary.
Art - the point is to create something with your own efforts, not just a picture of slop.
Education - the point is to learn about a subject, not just spit out a term paper.
October 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
They have a fundamental misunderstanding of EVERYTHING!
Books - the point is to enjoy reading them, not just a plot summary.
Art - the point is to create something with your own efforts, not just a picture of slop.
Education - the point is to learn about a subject, not just spit out a term paper.
Books - the point is to enjoy reading them, not just a plot summary.
Art - the point is to create something with your own efforts, not just a picture of slop.
Education - the point is to learn about a subject, not just spit out a term paper.
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Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
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Nah, he's still standing upright.
October 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nah, he's still standing upright.
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hello new Bluesky users!! here’s how Bluesky works:
October 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
hello new Bluesky users!! here’s how Bluesky works:
Every single phone update adds more AI shit that I have to figure out how to disable
October 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Every single phone update adds more AI shit that I have to figure out how to disable
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/
Silent Hill F Steelbook is gorgeous
September 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Silent Hill F Steelbook is gorgeous
Working an extra day today (6 days) pray for me...
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
September 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Working an extra day today (6 days) pray for me...
I'm so tired
I'm so tired
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Ōkami released 19 years ago today!
I think this game is a work of art. The Japanese folklore, the Celestial Brush gameplay, and the visuals make it one of the most unique games on the PS2.
If you haven't experienced Amaterasu's journey, then maybe bump this game up higher in your backlog today! 🐺🌸
I think this game is a work of art. The Japanese folklore, the Celestial Brush gameplay, and the visuals make it one of the most unique games on the PS2.
If you haven't experienced Amaterasu's journey, then maybe bump this game up higher in your backlog today! 🐺🌸
September 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Ōkami released 19 years ago today!
I think this game is a work of art. The Japanese folklore, the Celestial Brush gameplay, and the visuals make it one of the most unique games on the PS2.
If you haven't experienced Amaterasu's journey, then maybe bump this game up higher in your backlog today! 🐺🌸
I think this game is a work of art. The Japanese folklore, the Celestial Brush gameplay, and the visuals make it one of the most unique games on the PS2.
If you haven't experienced Amaterasu's journey, then maybe bump this game up higher in your backlog today! 🐺🌸
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Season three of DanDaDan is coming.
September 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Season three of DanDaDan is coming.
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If you don’t bother writing it, why should I bother reading it?
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you don’t bother writing it, why should I bother reading it?
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If you create an AI-powered wearable device that sucks and nobody wants, you should be forced to eat the unsold stock
September 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you create an AI-powered wearable device that sucks and nobody wants, you should be forced to eat the unsold stock