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The one & only martial arts-trained, hell-based, domesticated camelid.
Baltimore born, home is Detroit. He/him. #NeverTrump
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the point of working hard and making money is to give it away.

repeat after me. the point of working hard to make money is to give it away.
when my shitty ass grandfather passed away he left me some money and it felt like dirt money so threw it to the los angeles mission and they said people just want wet towels and toothpaste and deodorant and i was like yeah here you go, here is money for that shit.
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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It’s kinda wild the President is openly corrupt, Nazi sympathizing, and very likely a pedophile—and most Republicans in Congress are still willing to ignore the Constitution whenever he asks.
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres?

1. Assemble a team, we are doing a heist/rescue/sabotage (Sneakers, Krull, Dirty Dozen, Seven Samurai)

2. Great actors doing witty repartee (Lion in Winter, Casablanca, Clue)

3. Swords (Count of Monte Cristo, Star Wars, Highlander)

To be continued...
What are your top 5 movie genres?

Kids’ movies that take more creative risks than grown up movies

Obscure 80s movies it’s hard to even find on the internet

Sedate international films with personal stakes

Harrison Ford

“I got this big studio to sign off and now I’m making art in spite of them.”
What are your top 5 movie genres?

Irredeemable yet strangely compelling asshole gets marginally better by end

Self aware but still lively comedy fantasy

Super serious space opera

Horror that has something new to say without being quippy or sarcastic

Music biopic that's not Wikipedia on screen
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
So they can't rule on the ACA?
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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one thing that I think we really don't think about is if Trump fucks up America's macro privileges or role in the international system and Americans are forced to end up dealing with a economic system that doesn't allow for the same old fiscal fixes as before
god I remember the fandom Russian zoomers on Twitter during the start of the war who were either "what can I do, I can't be held responsible" or "wow it's so mean that the West sanctioned us from our favourite fandoms"
I often have trouble explaining to people that the Russian youth is just as dumb and evil as the rest of the population
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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America is in the hands of some really evil pieces of shit
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Advent is supposed to be a quiet, simple, maybe even slightly penitent season of inward preparation before the extravagant feast of Christmas!
I'm a giant church nerd but:
The lead-up to Christmas is an actual season called Advent.
Christmas is not a day but a season that starts on Christmas and runs til Epiphany.
And in Denver: your decor stays up until after the Stock Show.
None of these things start before Thanksgiving.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Glad Americans are finally answering important political questions like, "Should matters of war and peace be decided by one guy in dubious cognitive health," and "Pedophiles: should they get away with it?"
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Damn. Rough game for Bama
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Come on Wolverines, what is this?
#GoBlue
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Teachers in Charlotte, including colleagues my school, are already getting emails from students afraid to leave their homes, asking for online work so they don't get behind while CBP is in town.
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Death by Lightning is really showing that we need to do so much more media about this era, both shows about the "mediocre presidents" and about how Reconstruction failed and Jim Crow rose and all the things that led to Teddy Roosevelt trust-busting and things like the New York machine.
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Anyone who grew up in a fundamentalist household and made the painful journey out knows exactly what kind of sanctimonious asshole Mike Johnson is
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It is #caturday. Moo says Go Irish
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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It’s wild that you can just openly bribe the President of the United States with chunks of gold to get
whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.

How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Trump's illegal murders in the Caribbean just got worse. An internal DOJ memo on the bombings says the victims are waging war on the US, but per NYT, it extensively cites the WH's *own claims* to this effect as evidence!

It gets even darker than that. 1/

(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2032...
Trump Boat Bombings Take Dark, Unnerving Turn with Leaked Memo Stunner
A new Trump administration memo argues that those carrying out the boat attacks can’t be prosecuted. Why? Because the administration says so!
newrepublic.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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When I chose to study politics for a living I had no idea that politics would get this dumb.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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ICE vs the clergy
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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This entire administration is a national security risk
As the FBI’s deputy director, Dan Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau background check is unprecedented, insiders say.
FBI Director Kash Patel Waived Polygraph Security Screening for Dan Bongino, Two Other Senior Staff
As the FBI’s deputy director, Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau backgr...
www.propublica.org
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Bill needs to say that it’s true and it was the finest, most well practiced bj he’s ever had.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM