Dew
@dewddrop.bsky.social
the time has come for me to be hot online again 🙂↕️ 30 something she/her classic babe
librarydvd on letterboxd
librarydvd on letterboxd
Pinned
Reposted by Dew
i'll bet being wrapped in fishnets by that machine feels so fucken good for the christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i'll bet being wrapped in fishnets by that machine feels so fucken good for the christmas tree
Reposted by Dew
Don't say something snide after every ad before the movie challenge
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Don't say something snide after every ad before the movie challenge
Reposted by Dew
Sometimes my dog looks like Kash Patel.
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sometimes my dog looks like Kash Patel.
Reposted by Dew
My fiancée’s family has the most wonderful post-Thanksgiving tradition I lovingly refer to as the pastrami pile
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My fiancée’s family has the most wonderful post-Thanksgiving tradition I lovingly refer to as the pastrami pile
Reposted by Dew
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
I'm so far back on #letterboxdfriday that I'm posting Halloween movies on Thanksgiving
Cronos is exactly what I thought GDTs debut would be - a poem about an old man with ancient-device afflicted vampirism and his nearly mute granddaughter. auteur's ingredients before hes perfected the recipe
Cronos is exactly what I thought GDTs debut would be - a poem about an old man with ancient-device afflicted vampirism and his nearly mute granddaughter. auteur's ingredients before hes perfected the recipe
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm so far back on #letterboxdfriday that I'm posting Halloween movies on Thanksgiving
Cronos is exactly what I thought GDTs debut would be - a poem about an old man with ancient-device afflicted vampirism and his nearly mute granddaughter. auteur's ingredients before hes perfected the recipe
Cronos is exactly what I thought GDTs debut would be - a poem about an old man with ancient-device afflicted vampirism and his nearly mute granddaughter. auteur's ingredients before hes perfected the recipe
Reposted by Dew
Lenny was as hard and sad (expected) but Honey Bruce was a dream! I need someone sexy to learn her strip tease beat for beat so I can watch it in 3d.
Priscilla 🫶 even better than when I saw it at 13. Transexual drag nuance! Straight-married queer community! Fag dad! Landscapes! Landscapes!!!!!
Priscilla 🫶 even better than when I saw it at 13. Transexual drag nuance! Straight-married queer community! Fag dad! Landscapes! Landscapes!!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Lenny was as hard and sad (expected) but Honey Bruce was a dream! I need someone sexy to learn her strip tease beat for beat so I can watch it in 3d.
Priscilla 🫶 even better than when I saw it at 13. Transexual drag nuance! Straight-married queer community! Fag dad! Landscapes! Landscapes!!!!!
Priscilla 🫶 even better than when I saw it at 13. Transexual drag nuance! Straight-married queer community! Fag dad! Landscapes! Landscapes!!!!!
there should be more days where I can masturbate all day and then go to my friends house for a feast at the end of it
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
there should be more days where I can masturbate all day and then go to my friends house for a feast at the end of it
Reposted by Dew
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
Reposted by Dew
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
dudes rock
I just came home and my stepdad has, apparently, been obsessively creating a single-player ttrpg dungeon crawler using a deck of Puerto Rican playing cards??? he’s made a bunch of rules and mock-up instruction cards???????
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
dudes rock
Reposted by Dew
i would spank santa though, i would do that
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i would spank santa though, i would do that
discussing a corporate shakeup at work so I hit em with "chaos is a ladder" and got crickets + a snide "someone took marketing classes" to which I was able to utter the only instance of "that's from game of thrones actually" by a cool hot girl to a bunch of nerds ever (they all loved the reveal)
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
discussing a corporate shakeup at work so I hit em with "chaos is a ladder" and got crickets + a snide "someone took marketing classes" to which I was able to utter the only instance of "that's from game of thrones actually" by a cool hot girl to a bunch of nerds ever (they all loved the reveal)
Reposted by Dew
petplay but its where i disappear forever and you tell everyone i am living on a farm now
November 20, 2023 at 9:55 PM
petplay but its where i disappear forever and you tell everyone i am living on a farm now
was so excited for the seasonal apple miso latte at the fancy cafe by work only to find out it's been replaced by butterscotch or candy cane 😓😓😓😓
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
was so excited for the seasonal apple miso latte at the fancy cafe by work only to find out it's been replaced by butterscotch or candy cane 😓😓😓😓
Reposted by Dew
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
Reposted by Dew
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
jumpscare my porn viewing reddit profiles cake day notif
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
jumpscare my porn viewing reddit profiles cake day notif
just happened to watch The Harder They Come (1972) this weekend because we had a Jimmy Cliff song on our wedding playlist and some old head sent us the DVD as a gift. Jamaican neo realism with a gunslinger's heart that holds no bars about corruption and poverty and power. Big RIPs to a legend.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
just happened to watch The Harder They Come (1972) this weekend because we had a Jimmy Cliff song on our wedding playlist and some old head sent us the DVD as a gift. Jamaican neo realism with a gunslinger's heart that holds no bars about corruption and poverty and power. Big RIPs to a legend.
Reposted by Dew
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
Reposted by Dew
that's the thing about 25 year old boys, I keep getting older and they keep wanting to fuck me
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
that's the thing about 25 year old boys, I keep getting older and they keep wanting to fuck me
Reposted by Dew
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
Reposted by Dew
Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?
Reposted by Dew
All my Mutuals are fine as fuck and every time I come on this app I get horny, a blessing and a curse, ily guys
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
All my Mutuals are fine as fuck and every time I come on this app I get horny, a blessing and a curse, ily guys
Reposted by Dew
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness