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Irony is dead, but I’ll see what I can do.
He/Him
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*teleports behind you* nothin personnel, my child
New architect: “what’s AutoCAD?”
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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A difference between the left & right is we're not all suddenly gonna start loving pennies or hating tiny cars just cuz a guy we hate doesn't

We're not handing it to anyone, mind, but it is nice not being reactionaries and loving & hating what we love & hate no matter who else loves & hates it too
He can approve tiny cars all day long but I moved to tiny car island already. Not gonna win me back
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Calories don’t count when you’re sick, right?
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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a whole new world to explore
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Looks like lead is back on the menu boys
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Just heard a republican who sits next to me in the office say ivermectin stops cancer. Someone please put me out of my misery right now, these people are so -fucking stupid-.
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Christ the republicans are capital F fucked next year based on this Tennessee race tonight. Inject this directly into my veins please.
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
There are two kinds of people in the world. People who like ABBA, and liars.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There really should have been a time skip, Jesus. They’re whole ass adults lol
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Well that was deeply unsettling
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Vaginal Kirby isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.

Someone, somewhere, for some reason:
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Who the fuck is Isaac choitner
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Bromance? They had a meeting, shut the fuck up forever how about that.
President Trump and Zohran Mamdani’s bromance proves a right-left populist movement isn’t just possible — it is the answer to the country’s crisis | ✍️ Evan Barker
Why ‘Maga for Mamdani’ is the future of American politics
President Trump and Zohran Mamdani’s bromance proves a right-left populist movement isn’t just possible — it is the answer to the country’s crisis
www.thetimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Bluesky is always fighting about some shit but watching power users go to war about whether or not Rogue One is good might be the best fight I’ve seen here yet lol
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Assuming this is true I just don’t see the point in the device. I was excited to pick this up but if I could just buy a whole pc for the same price it seems redundant.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 11d
Steam Machine price will seemingly be set with similar performance PCs in mind. https://bit.ly/49DvLcG
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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"felching" is when you chew food so thoroughly that it's virtually liquid by the time you swallow it, you're welcome
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Geese's
change one letter and ruin a candy

Pilk Duds
change one letter and ruin a candy

Lint Chocolate
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Who the fuck is Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice
Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Bought Dispatch and Enshrouded today, jumping into Dispatch first because its story based and I've heard its outstanding.
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Metroid Prime 4 December 4th baybeeeeee
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Capitalism was a mistake
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 21d
Apple's just-announced iPhone Pocket accessory has been mocked over its $230 price point and described as simply being a ribbed fabric "sock." bit.ly/4p8Ra1O
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM