Jaime Sperling
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Jaime Sperling
@diedofennui.bsky.social
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Copyediting, proofreading, cats, running, insomnia. Not necessarily in that order.
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I used Lyft yesterday for the first time and they awarded me the "Marathoner" badge for having traveled 5 miles with them. Obviously they have no runners on their marketing team. (For those who don't know, a marathon is 26.2 miles.)
Oooh, the Toronto subway is just like New York's! An "unauthorized person on the tracks" and power has been cut. Good thing I'm not in a hurry.
Hi again, Canada! I'm in Toronto, who wants to meet up? (I have very little meeting-up time.)
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
We don't make the rules, but we do have to obey them. Sorry about your bread.
I was about to get up after a short nap, but then Dio decided it was her naptime, on my lap. Guess I'll go back to sleep. Rules are rules.
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I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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I am not a voter in Maine, but thank you.
I haven't scrolled quite that long yet. Might quit while I'm ahead.
I would really like to be asleep, considering I have to be up in about 3 hours. #insomnia
But I pronounce carry differently. Some weirdos (jk) pronounce all three the same.
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A'ight—I think we have to get the band back together, because this cannot stand. We (politely) mobbed @merriam-webster.com into adding "pube"; surely we can do it again for "dookie."
New shoes? Different socks? Longer run? Wet feet?
He had the best ears! ❤️💔
Even editors need editors! It's a fact.
I'm an editor and I need an editor!
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
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it's true, portland is a warzone and if you live there you should definitely sell me your house ASAP at a severe markdown (for your own safety)
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Saw a T-shirt today that said "If CrossFit were easy, it would be called your mother," in case you were wondering whether people still use the subjunctive.