Dingus Fingus
@dingusfingus.bsky.social
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Slop hater
Slop hater
It's fucking bullshit that Michigan's state bird doesn't even tough it out through the winter here. Fuck the American Robin the black capped chickadee should be the state bird.
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It's fucking bullshit that Michigan's state bird doesn't even tough it out through the winter here. Fuck the American Robin the black capped chickadee should be the state bird.
@discord.com thanks for convincing me not to get nitro. I hope your CEO Humam Sakhnini gets gout.
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
@discord.com thanks for convincing me not to get nitro. I hope your CEO Humam Sakhnini gets gout.
@discord.com I hope your CEO gets a kidney stone shaped like a bionicle
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
@discord.com I hope your CEO gets a kidney stone shaped like a bionicle
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
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Apparently hating on AI slop puts me in the tech minded progressive community
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Apparently hating on AI slop puts me in the tech minded progressive community
There must be someone willing to do interesting things with taxidermy and animatronics
charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
There must be someone willing to do interesting things with taxidermy and animatronics
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a broken digital clock is never right
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
a broken digital clock is never right
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People are reluctant to give "two thumbs up" nowadays, because they would have to put down their phone. Very sad, we have diminished overall ambient enthusiasm (OAE)
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
People are reluctant to give "two thumbs up" nowadays, because they would have to put down their phone. Very sad, we have diminished overall ambient enthusiasm (OAE)
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The broligarchs legitimately believe they'll be uploading their consciousness into these within 10 years
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The broligarchs legitimately believe they'll be uploading their consciousness into these within 10 years
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🕯️pop 🕯️
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January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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🕯️pop 🕯️
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They won't let us go to mars until they can explain the horse corpse
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
They won't let us go to mars until they can explain the horse corpse
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tfw you digest a big splurge
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 PM
tfw you digest a big splurge
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
I love her when she does that
everybody loves a weird girl until shes hours deep into her morbid fascination hole and you’ve lost her to her esoteric mysteries
January 19, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I love her when she does that
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Being called hun, having some good pie and coffee would have done him good.
January 19, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Being called hun, having some good pie and coffee would have done him good.
I hope all private equity executives get a kidney stone shaped like a bionicle
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I hope all private equity executives get a kidney stone shaped like a bionicle
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feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality
April 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality
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Even in Captain Planet the writers room would be like ok tone it back
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved by Limiting Air Pollution
In a reversal, the agency plans to calculate only the cost to industry when setting pollution limits, and not the monetary value of saving human lives, documents show.
nyti.ms
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Even in Captain Planet the writers room would be like ok tone it back
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They assume we must all be getting paid to rise up cos:
A) they can't imagine a scenario where they would stand up for a stranger without financial incentive
B) they received financial incentives or free passes to cause trouble
C) there is insane funding behind them, and they draw small crowds
A) they can't imagine a scenario where they would stand up for a stranger without financial incentive
B) they received financial incentives or free passes to cause trouble
C) there is insane funding behind them, and they draw small crowds
January 12, 2026 at 11:43 AM
They assume we must all be getting paid to rise up cos:
A) they can't imagine a scenario where they would stand up for a stranger without financial incentive
B) they received financial incentives or free passes to cause trouble
C) there is insane funding behind them, and they draw small crowds
A) they can't imagine a scenario where they would stand up for a stranger without financial incentive
B) they received financial incentives or free passes to cause trouble
C) there is insane funding behind them, and they draw small crowds
This cultural artifact must be protected from br*tish museum curators at all costs
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
This cultural artifact must be protected from br*tish museum curators at all costs