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Ori 🦉 he/him 🦉 28 🦉 autistic, schizoid + plural 🦉 part-time stable diffuser pro-fic, pro-para, & very NSFW 🔞

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a moist owlet @dixvaria.bsky.social · Oct 17

hello bluesky i'd just like to let everyone know that Octavia Helluvaboss is my sister and i fuck her titties every single day

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a moist owlet @dixvaria.bsky.social · 11h

slop is important. not all of it is particularly palatable but it all serves a purpose in the media landscape. you're probably consuming tons of slop every day without even realizing it

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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 14h

Some fanart for @rhigryph.bsky.social of her hyper huge OC Octavia. Looks like she could use a hand, or several~

Octavia, a deer standing in a doorway with huge tits and a gigantic horse cock. She's saying to the viewer, "Mind helping milk me this morning, dear?"

Octavia, a deer standing in a doorway with huge tits gushing milk and a gigantic horse cock cumming everywhere. She's saying to the viewer, "Mind helping milk me this morning, dear?"

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Freyja 🌙 @actressagain.bsky.social · 14h

no way i just met a celebrity. I've seen your tits more times than I've seen my mother's face

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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 17h

This might surprise some people given I'm very pro-AI, but I feel this on a visceral level about my own creative writing process.

Coding? Whatever, I'm happy for an LLM to write most of that for me. But I want to solve *these* problems myself, because that feels intrinsic to my creative expression.

SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an AI and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.

SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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The Ghost Of Cohost. CoGhost. Gohosohssosost @ceresultra.bsky.social · 16h

How do I explain to offline people that my favorite Japanese mascot said "we can only be liberated from queer oppression if we are truly seen as human" and then started wielding fireworks like a rocket launcher on the side of a mountain without sounding like I've totally lost it?

Chiitan forever

Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 22h

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

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aly @aly.ruffruff.party · 17h

hold up

let him cook

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 19h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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SquealyDealy @squealydealy.bsky.social · 17h

PUBLIC RELEASE - Toriel stirs from her sleep in the middle of the night, with the craving for a slice of butterscotch cinnamon pie. Little did she know just how filling it would be...

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Hikari @shogun-hikari.bsky.social · 17h

Daily kitchencel post

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 18h

we are governed by Facebook Grandpas who passionately and irrevocably believe that AI images of five-boobed ladies are real

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

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a moist owlet @dixvaria.bsky.social · 20h

it makes sense for me to be fascinated by SCPs because that's effectively what i am to the rest of the world

a moist owlet @dixvaria.bsky.social · 20h

being schizoid is cool because everybody else on the planet is simply physically unable to comprehend that people who don't desire social interaction actually exist

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JUPITER (Galinwinecellar) @galinwinecellar.bsky.social · 7d

/ intox expansion, sittage soon
i was made to make a nsfwsona for @wolfafterhours.bsky.social. here is me and the wolf man in a buttonup i came up with in like two minutesss

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AstroZone @astrozone.bsky.social · 1d

Belphegor being a super sleepy Sin.

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dame @dame.is · 1d

what should the next bluesky discourse/drama be about? i think we should put it to a formal vote and schedule it on the calendar so we can all be better prepared

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ai liker @avengingfemme.bsky.social · Feb 19

The ai is a little person in the computer who is my friend and any mistakes she makes are because she's a manic pixie dream girl who read too much book

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ai liker @avengingfemme.bsky.social · 1d

ngl i don't see "nothing bad can ever be allowed to happen, and we can create a system that will make sure nothing bad ever happens again" as a serious political position

sometimes bad things are going to happen

sometimes the only choices that exist actually are between different bads

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Ted Underwood @tedunderwood.com · 1d

Based on social media, you might think the US was in the middle of a Butlerian Jihad. But IRL neither party has shown much appetite for regulating AI; universities aren't trying to ban it; content industries are adapting to it. The venting is anti-correlated with change.

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AraiHusky @araidian.hyper.wang · 1d

imagine being SUCH an overproductive hyper that your nuts begin to swell after not orgasming for some time...

...and after a while longer, you begin to feel that warmth burble n' fill yer belly too, yer seed running out of places to be stored n' so you just... being to cum inflate yerself- 💦💦

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DreamyDragon🔜MFF @dreamydragon.bsky.social · 1d

Uh oh, she's mad. Maybe Moxxie can help her with her pants while she cleans out the office fridge.

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 1d

Yeah I have no tolerance for like, huge disagreements over major political issues, but if I can't say Ocarina of Time is one of the worst "Best games of all time" without it becoming a nasty fight rather than something funny like... what are we doing??

Run, It's Ghidra! @nkghidorah.bsky.social · 1d

I don't like how "discourse" became a bad word for a bad thing. Discussion with differing views on stuff is fun! At least when it's not like an axiomatic difference in basic values lol

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🫐🌌🐍 Literal Blueberry Violeta Vee 🔜 MFF @lewdlunadelsol.bsky.social · 1d

(420/drug use)
gimmick 43.
pack on the pounds

#fatfur #furry

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MapleMash @maplemash.bsky.social · Jan 7

Uncompressed and… unimpressed

Dang and she liked that place too

Better find some better accommodations Noelle!

(Big big poss by @perrupls.bsky.social 🧡🧡🧡)

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 1d

This is the aesthetic of the future

Kyle wolf
@CRXSSF4DE
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated

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Joan🐝 @joanbug-again.bsky.social · 1d

they dont want you to know this but but a sloppy blowjob from your incestuous emo sister WILL fix you

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Smokii @stacpac.bsky.social · 1d

Wrong swimwear :)

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