Daniel Koffler, MD
@dmkoffler.bsky.social
Radiation oncologist specializing in heavy particle therapy @ Mayo Clinic Florida
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If you put the DOGE guys on a desert island where the only way out was to say the magic words “I’m not sure what the answer is, let me consult someone who has worked on this problem for a long time” they would all starve to death
August 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If you put the DOGE guys on a desert island where the only way out was to say the magic words “I’m not sure what the answer is, let me consult someone who has worked on this problem for a long time” they would all starve to death
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for years now my personal motto has been "fuck 'em, kill 'em and eat 'em" but according to the principal of this school where i gave a career day speech some people consider this
"inappropriate"
"inappropriate"
December 3, 2024 at 12:02 AM
for years now my personal motto has been "fuck 'em, kill 'em and eat 'em" but according to the principal of this school where i gave a career day speech some people consider this
"inappropriate"
"inappropriate"
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If you have to blame a small minority of the population for the election results may I suggest Dem consultants?
November 25, 2024 at 1:16 AM
If you have to blame a small minority of the population for the election results may I suggest Dem consultants?
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Elon’s done so much ketamine that he has become the first human to achieve ego death by creating an even worse ego to replace the old one
November 25, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Elon’s done so much ketamine that he has become the first human to achieve ego death by creating an even worse ego to replace the old one
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Much like Michael Tracey, you need never engage with Matt. He is a shamepig - there is nothing you can say or do to evoke meaningful reflection on his part, he will absorb your barbs like hello, he gets off on it. In a just universe he’d be relegated to highway trash cleanup.
November 25, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Much like Michael Tracey, you need never engage with Matt. He is a shamepig - there is nothing you can say or do to evoke meaningful reflection on his part, he will absorb your barbs like hello, he gets off on it. In a just universe he’d be relegated to highway trash cleanup.
They won’t have many places left to go for their PTSD rumspringgas outside Florida
November 21, 2024 at 2:54 PM
They won’t have many places left to go for their PTSD rumspringgas outside Florida
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It's time for America's first chiropractic surgeon general.
November 19, 2024 at 11:56 PM
It's time for America's first chiropractic surgeon general.
Turns out, despite assurances given to me by every Israeli man to butt into a conversation I was in uninvited, Krav Maga has zero or negative value as a self-defense technique in street fighting
November 8, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Turns out, despite assurances given to me by every Israeli man to butt into a conversation I was in uninvited, Krav Maga has zero or negative value as a self-defense technique in street fighting
بالروح بالدم نفديك يا فلسطين
November 7, 2024 at 10:12 PM
بالروح بالدم نفديك يا فلسطين
It’s not enough punishment but it’s something to suffer the most humiliating, and most easily avoided loss in modern democratic history.
November 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
It’s not enough punishment but it’s something to suffer the most humiliating, and most easily avoided loss in modern democratic history.
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These film-flam men should be run out of town like a traveling salesman in the late 19th century selling a cure-all called Dr. Nate's Miraculous Elixir which turns out to be a mixture of laudanum and horse semen
November 5, 2024 at 2:36 PM
These film-flam men should be run out of town like a traveling salesman in the late 19th century selling a cure-all called Dr. Nate's Miraculous Elixir which turns out to be a mixture of laudanum and horse semen
In case there was a shred of doubt that German Zionism consists of anything besides a sublimation of German anti-Semitism
November 5, 2024 at 4:12 AM
In case there was a shred of doubt that German Zionism consists of anything besides a sublimation of German anti-Semitism
Wishing for generals more like Hitler’s in their degree of personal loyalty is a hell of a thing to ask a monkey paw for
I didn't anticipate Brian Kilmeade going with, of course Trump praised Hitler because Trump's generals didn't listen to him
October 23, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Wishing for generals more like Hitler’s in their degree of personal loyalty is a hell of a thing to ask a monkey paw for
AI slop churning out shrimp Jesus, crab Jesus, hijacker Jesus, commando Jesus is fine but there’s an unintentional genius to Ozymandias Jesus
October 23, 2024 at 1:05 AM
AI slop churning out shrimp Jesus, crab Jesus, hijacker Jesus, commando Jesus is fine but there’s an unintentional genius to Ozymandias Jesus
Democratic outreach to Arabs and Muslims in the final stretch
October 22, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Democratic outreach to Arabs and Muslims in the final stretch
I don’t understand why South Africa hasn’t gone back to the ICJ for an emergency ruling given how facts on the ground are so rapidly deteriorating
October 20, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I don’t understand why South Africa hasn’t gone back to the ICJ for an emergency ruling given how facts on the ground are so rapidly deteriorating
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I am simply obsessed with the mind of the man who picked up the deadliest snake in the world by hand and got bit and is now in the ICU on a ventilator because he does not carry antivenin out of principle.
September 8, 2024 at 12:24 PM
I am simply obsessed with the mind of the man who picked up the deadliest snake in the world by hand and got bit and is now in the ICU on a ventilator because he does not carry antivenin out of principle.
I understand the feeling that the ICJ ruling should have gone farther but consider just how flagrantly the Israeli government is going to refuse to even pay lip service to compliance
January 26, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I understand the feeling that the ICJ ruling should have gone farther but consider just how flagrantly the Israeli government is going to refuse to even pay lip service to compliance
It’s not possible to say what I really — or at least I’m not willing to take the risk even here, let alone the other website — no matter how much I want to scream it, so: in not too long we will look back at the end of 2023 as one of the most barbarically stupid turns in contemporary history…
December 23, 2023 at 11:33 PM
It’s not possible to say what I really — or at least I’m not willing to take the risk even here, let alone the other website — no matter how much I want to scream it, so: in not too long we will look back at the end of 2023 as one of the most barbarically stupid turns in contemporary history…
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the other part of this is that while Nazis might make some factual claims, the central claim of fascist movements is not an objective or falsifiable one. they’re claiming that they, the ingroup, are the rightful inheritors of power. you can’t argue with that, you can only fight it
People who say of Nazis “deal with bad ideas is by defeating them in the marketplace of ideas” are smuggling in the notion that Nazi ideas have not already been defeated on the merits, and are still valid and worthy to consider, or that Nazi "ideas" involve bloodless debate.
December 23, 2023 at 10:49 PM
the other part of this is that while Nazis might make some factual claims, the central claim of fascist movements is not an objective or falsifiable one. they’re claiming that they, the ingroup, are the rightful inheritors of power. you can’t argue with that, you can only fight it
Are there any other nonagenarians with pancreatic cancer whose sudden and unforseeable demise we should worry about?
November 20, 2023 at 11:17 AM
Are there any other nonagenarians with pancreatic cancer whose sudden and unforseeable demise we should worry about?
Quite a lot of medicine twitter that went full rending-of-garments mode immediately after the 10/7 attacks and uncritically repeated the most ludicrous hasbarah atrocity claims is stone silent about the slaying of thousands of Palestinian children and hundreds of health care workers
October 31, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Quite a lot of medicine twitter that went full rending-of-garments mode immediately after the 10/7 attacks and uncritically repeated the most ludicrous hasbarah atrocity claims is stone silent about the slaying of thousands of Palestinian children and hundreds of health care workers
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Shaping up to be a debacle for those who doubted the existence of Noah’s model girlfriend in Canada
October 17, 2023 at 11:18 PM
Shaping up to be a debacle for those who doubted the existence of Noah’s model girlfriend in Canada