Nic Healey
@doctornic.bsky.social
Reformed tech journalist now making statewide radio in regional Victoria. Bourbon fan. Proud cat dad. Aldi Tim Minchin. He/him.
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Nic Healey
@doctornic.bsky.social
· Jun 22
I have never before seen a wallaby this size in my entire life. I must have spent 5 minutes, mouth agape, just staring in confusion - then took 900 photos as proof.
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Udo was sublime in everything he did - he even brought skill and gravitas to fucking Uwe Boll films! Might be time for a re-watch of The Kingdom.
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Udo was sublime in everything he did - he even brought skill and gravitas to fucking Uwe Boll films! Might be time for a re-watch of The Kingdom.
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
he never looks at JD that way
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
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This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood
At 1230am someone tried to get into my place, couldn't get through the gate and smashed up my security cam doorbell instead. (Rang the doorbell in the process, waking me up.) I called the police within a minute or too... And two and a half hours later no one has attended or even contacted me.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
At 1230am someone tried to get into my place, couldn't get through the gate and smashed up my security cam doorbell instead. (Rang the doorbell in the process, waking me up.) I called the police within a minute or too... And two and a half hours later no one has attended or even contacted me.
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Frankenstein (2025)
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November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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I'm not going insane, right? Valve have done console competitors before? I swear I wrote this over a decade ago.
Valve announces the Steam Machine
Hot on the heels of SteamOS, Valve unveils the Steam Machine hardware and gets its community to start testing.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I'm not going insane, right? Valve have done console competitors before? I swear I wrote this over a decade ago.
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Do you think the Fall of Rome was this stupid too
Like your average Roman citizen, waiting in line at the food cart, saying "can you believe this shit"
Like your average Roman citizen, waiting in line at the food cart, saying "can you believe this shit"
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Do you think the Fall of Rome was this stupid too
Like your average Roman citizen, waiting in line at the food cart, saying "can you believe this shit"
Like your average Roman citizen, waiting in line at the food cart, saying "can you believe this shit"
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"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
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a quick thread of some of the references to Australia in the newly released Epstein documents that I found
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
a quick thread of some of the references to Australia in the newly released Epstein documents that I found
Wow. We're all gonna fucking die from something that could have been prevented by maybe a few less billionaires. Ah well, nevertheless.
World still on track for catastrophic 2.6C temperature rise, report finds
Fossil fuel emissions have hit a record high while many nations have done too little to avert deadly global heating
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Wow. We're all gonna fucking die from something that could have been prevented by maybe a few less billionaires. Ah well, nevertheless.
Well that's wild as political party name changes go
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Well that's wild as political party name changes go
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John Laws is dead. One of Australia's most successful broadcasters. As a teenager I rang his show. We argued for 10mins on air. He hung up on me with the words "you're obviously a loser in life & going nowhere. Goodbye."
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
John Laws is dead. One of Australia's most successful broadcasters. As a teenager I rang his show. We argued for 10mins on air. He hung up on me with the words "you're obviously a loser in life & going nowhere. Goodbye."
The obits will never mention the time he had his own version of AOL in the 90s.
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The obits will never mention the time he had his own version of AOL in the 90s.
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The British Museum’s ‘refreshment department’ menu from 1900
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The British Museum’s ‘refreshment department’ menu from 1900
Just a sleepy man staying in bed
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Just a sleepy man staying in bed
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i dunno man they’re pretty strict on who they let be their spokesperson
Subway is missing a huge opportunity if they don’t give Sandwich Guy a promotional contract.
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i dunno man they’re pretty strict on who they let be their spokesperson