doctoryiff.bsky.social
@doctoryiff.bsky.social
i'm a woman and i'm not telling you anything else personal about me
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only pedophiles invest in #$TSLA
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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huge congratulations to @froggyblink.bsky.social for absolutely nailing the assignment on the first-ever skeet to feature a functioning $TSLA cashtag
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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when a guy murders my entire family but i get told that getting mad about it and seeking justice for my loved ones will only be giving the killer what he wants
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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The UK is the only country in the entire world that doesn't get to dunk on the US right now. Every single other one: go for it. Even Russians are being sent to gulags to try to stop their criminal government. But the UK is holding hands with us as we both jump off a cliff for no reason
the uk is never ever going to beat the widely-felt, bipartisan "at least we're not the uk" sentiment. not being the uk might be the last good value america winds up having
This isn't satire. This is a real headline published in the UK.
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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the uk is never ever going to beat the widely-felt, bipartisan "at least we're not the uk" sentiment. not being the uk might be the last good value america winds up having
This isn't satire. This is a real headline published in the UK.
January 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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oh I'm cooked? I'm washed? well joke's on you. cooking and washing are important household chores and I take them as a compliment.
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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we have a problem wherein "clearly saying what the issue is" is beyond our national elected. fuck it. former NYC comptroller brad lander for president. everyone jacked off to "mayor pete" we can crank it to "comptroller brad"
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Yeah man I don't think I'm really scared of the beer bellied MMA gym washouts who can't run a mile without having a coronary, hit a target that isn't two feet in front of them, navigate snow, or just stand in a doorway single file when trying to play real life SWAT 4.
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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what kind of traditional man who embodies the traditional virtues of masculinity complains that a woman glaring at him while driving a car made him bleed internally
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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whatever happened to traditional gender roles like "men who execute women by shooting them in the head three times are scum"
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Google Glass walked and fell down and failed so that Ray-Ban Meta could run and fall down and fail
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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you can safely assume that the driver of a giant oversized empty-bed grocery-getter is mentally equivalent to a toddler. i mean this quite literally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I am in a group chat with someone in this org and I will walk backwards into the gates of hell saying how much their workplace sucks shit at every opportunity
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
rip scott adams, he ate a dilberrito and shat himself to death
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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slowly beginning to think that AI psychosis is far more broad than we think, in that there are people who it doesn't drive *crazy* who see, say, a coding model create a UI for something and immediately extrapolate that it will be The Future of All Stuff
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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RIP to Scott Adams, creator of Garfield
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
cliffyb should have bullied tim sweeney a lot more (or at all)
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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The New Yorker has a profile of Marjorie Taylor Greene with the headline The Notorious MTG and I'm going to need a permanent moratorium on nicknaming racist white women after Biggie
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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"canada is the bastion of sound governance-" "america A can make us truly-" sorry but it's cooked. it's going to be the brazilian century once the cia gets its boot off that continent
January 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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you can get estrogel and a pizza in mexico delivered and i was reminded that "hrt otc" in the anglosphere is a situation where we are sad regressive regimes catching up to the rest of the free world & the mandate of democratic republicanism in this hemisphere lies not w the US but with latin america
January 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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i actually think it's pretty significant that "wine moms" as a concept has flipped sides. it was pretty solidly maga not too long ago wasn't it?
Ladies you “Zumba-ed” too hard!
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM