DogsDadBod
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The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become
I'm gonna have to get divorced TWICE!?
Dr Oz announced that “Americans will lose 135 BILLION pounds by the midterms.”
Wow!!!
There are 342, 783, 851 Americans.
That means we will each lose 393 pounds!
Wow!!!
There are 342, 783, 851 Americans.
That means we will each lose 393 pounds!
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm gonna have to get divorced TWICE!?
Imagine caring.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Imagine caring.
Reposted by DogsDadBod
ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
I hope they all get AIDS in their urethras
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I hope they all get AIDS in their urethras
This son of a bitch cucked me with my ex-wife, and right in front of Jonah and Crow, no less
(remarkably, this is 100% true)
(remarkably, this is 100% true)
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This son of a bitch cucked me with my ex-wife, and right in front of Jonah and Crow, no less
(remarkably, this is 100% true)
(remarkably, this is 100% true)
From my earlier response to someone:
-Brighton Rock
-Head Like a Hole
-Welcome to the Jungle
-Kiss Off
-Straight Outta Compton
Ask me tomorrow and it's a totally different list. It all seems wrong. Where's Blitzkrieg Bop? Where's So Whatcha Want? Where's any Beatles Song? Devil's Haircut? Ugh.
-Brighton Rock
-Head Like a Hole
-Welcome to the Jungle
-Kiss Off
-Straight Outta Compton
Ask me tomorrow and it's a totally different list. It all seems wrong. Where's Blitzkrieg Bop? Where's So Whatcha Want? Where's any Beatles Song? Devil's Haircut? Ugh.
For today's content seed: it's 2025. What's a "Side 1, Track 1"?
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
From my earlier response to someone:
-Brighton Rock
-Head Like a Hole
-Welcome to the Jungle
-Kiss Off
-Straight Outta Compton
Ask me tomorrow and it's a totally different list. It all seems wrong. Where's Blitzkrieg Bop? Where's So Whatcha Want? Where's any Beatles Song? Devil's Haircut? Ugh.
-Brighton Rock
-Head Like a Hole
-Welcome to the Jungle
-Kiss Off
-Straight Outta Compton
Ask me tomorrow and it's a totally different list. It all seems wrong. Where's Blitzkrieg Bop? Where's So Whatcha Want? Where's any Beatles Song? Devil's Haircut? Ugh.
Intact potatoes suck, boxed potatoes are best for Thanksgiving garlic mashed potatoes, you're wrong, please don't tell Darth that I said any of this, good day to you, madam.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Intact potatoes suck, boxed potatoes are best for Thanksgiving garlic mashed potatoes, you're wrong, please don't tell Darth that I said any of this, good day to you, madam.
Role Models!
What a movie you recommend to people with enthusiasm but find that few people you recommend it to like it as much as you do?
What a movie you recommend to people with enthusiasm but find that few people you recommend it to like it as much as you do?
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Role Models!
What a movie you recommend to people with enthusiasm but find that few people you recommend it to like it as much as you do?
What a movie you recommend to people with enthusiasm but find that few people you recommend it to like it as much as you do?
Hell, Benny himself has posted ten anonymous death threats since Justin posted this
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hell, Benny himself has posted ten anonymous death threats since Justin posted this
-Brighton Rock
-Head Like a Hole
-Welcome to the Jungle
-Kiss Off
-Bombtrack
Ask me tomorrow and it's five completely different songs
-Head Like a Hole
-Welcome to the Jungle
-Kiss Off
-Bombtrack
Ask me tomorrow and it's five completely different songs
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
-Brighton Rock
-Head Like a Hole
-Welcome to the Jungle
-Kiss Off
-Bombtrack
Ask me tomorrow and it's five completely different songs
-Head Like a Hole
-Welcome to the Jungle
-Kiss Off
-Bombtrack
Ask me tomorrow and it's five completely different songs
Well, shit, I owe like 13 years of back dues
I'm a daycare for hot people who don't fuck
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Well, shit, I owe like 13 years of back dues
I want to buy her a house
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I want to buy her a house
For someone so anti-LGBTQIA+, her "It's Pat" cosplay is a real mystery
NEW: Senators have called for an investigation after a ProPublica story revealed that Kristi Noem-connected firm the Strategy Group was secretly hired as a subcontractor on a $220 million DHS ad campaign.
Lawmakers Call for Probe of How Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Got Piece of $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The demands for an investigation come after a ProPublica story revealed that the Noem-connected Strategy Group was secretly a subcontractor on the ad campaign.
www.propublica.org
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
For someone so anti-LGBTQIA+, her "It's Pat" cosplay is a real mystery
Reposted by DogsDadBod
I repeat, RFK Jr doesn’t have to say “I’m banning vaccines” to effectively ban vaccines. Exhibit umpteen hundred and sixteen (this happened the same day they appointed the anti-vaxxing snake-oil salesman above as deputy CDC head):
The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I repeat, RFK Jr doesn’t have to say “I’m banning vaccines” to effectively ban vaccines. Exhibit umpteen hundred and sixteen (this happened the same day they appointed the anti-vaxxing snake-oil salesman above as deputy CDC head):
Guillermo Del Toro's The Boy is Mine
Guillermo Del Toro’s Bring It On!
Guillermo del Toro’s Grave of the Fireflies.
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Guillermo Del Toro's The Boy is Mine
I can't stop buying pens and notebooks. I have one notebook that I've been using daily for a whole bunch of shit all year and it's maybe 55% full. But I wanted that sleek looking light blue one and more Sakura Micron pens that I don't need yet. And a sketch book? I don't even draw!
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I can't stop buying pens and notebooks. I have one notebook that I've been using daily for a whole bunch of shit all year and it's maybe 55% full. But I wanted that sleek looking light blue one and more Sakura Micron pens that I don't need yet. And a sketch book? I don't even draw!
Hey duuuuude
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hey duuuuude
Hooch
ET leaves
Homeward Bound - Shadow
Neverending Story - Artax
Coco - Remember Me
WALL-E - Wall-E remembers
ET leaves
Homeward Bound - Shadow
Neverending Story - Artax
Coco - Remember Me
WALL-E - Wall-E remembers
What movie scene will make you cry everytime you see it?
I'll go first.
Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium.
When Mr. Magorium (Dustin Hoffman) explains to Mahoney that he going to die.
I'll go first.
Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium.
When Mr. Magorium (Dustin Hoffman) explains to Mahoney that he going to die.
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Hooch
ET leaves
Homeward Bound - Shadow
Neverending Story - Artax
Coco - Remember Me
WALL-E - Wall-E remembers
ET leaves
Homeward Bound - Shadow
Neverending Story - Artax
Coco - Remember Me
WALL-E - Wall-E remembers
Take my money and all of my fluids
I've said this before: a Michelle Yeoh + Ming-Na Wen sapphic John Wick/Equalizer type movie where they're retired spies or assassins or whatever, living a quiet life when something happens that causes them to have to go kill a BUNCH of dudes.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Take my money and all of my fluids
The Zs in Nuzzi stand for Z'Dar, Robert
Olivia Nuzzi wrote an entire story based on unnamed sources about Biden's decline, reinvigorating calls for him to leave the race -- and the whole time, she was working on RFK Jr.'s behalf, according to her ex-fiance. newrepublic.com/article/2035...
Olivia Nuzzi’s Real Victims
More than her fiancé, or fellow female journalists, the public will pay the price for these misdeeds. RFK Jr. will see to that.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The Zs in Nuzzi stand for Z'Dar, Robert
Uses text to speech to read skeets (auditory)
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Uses text to speech to read skeets (auditory)
He is turning into an actual weasel as he speaks
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
He is turning into an actual weasel as he speaks
Can't get cancer treatment, you say? Have you considered wearing a sharp new bandana?
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Can't get cancer treatment, you say? Have you considered wearing a sharp new bandana?
Oh, so discounts for being vaccinated, then?
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh, so discounts for being vaccinated, then?