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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 11h

They’re not interested in making them bulletproof. They’re interested in booking more Republicans next week.

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 11h

Lacking the other thing, Ben *does* have a wet ass brain pan

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 11h

We gave him the big cock test and he broke the machine

BK. Titanji @boghuma.bsky.social · 1d

He got the COVID and flu Vaccines like every 79 year old should this is a good thing.
"Cardiovascular age validated by by ECG and found to be 14 years younger than chronological age" is a nonsensical phrase.
I am an internist this is not something we do or write in medical reports.

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 11h

In this essay, I will explore the seven clear points of synchronicity between Judas Maccabeus and Cliven Bundy

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 11h

It’s been 43 years. If they started at age 25, they’re more likely than not dead or retired or near death or retirement, having effectively gotten away with it. Disbarment is utterly pointless. Only extreme corporal punishment can have any meaning now.

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 11h

You mean his latest indictment.

DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 11h

They’ll get tired of it and move on to a new vacation after fourteen

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 2d

Introducing a resolution today that will make mommy and daddy give us ice cream for dinner

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 3d

Holy. Fucking. Shit. In the year of our lord twenty twenty-five do I at long last see an unironic “Republicans in disarray” headline???

Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 4d

I have some crow to eat, absolutely did not think the Dems' strategy would work here

Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 4d

“It’s true, all of it… it’s all true.”

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 3d

Remember when they threw a party for Sarah Huckabee

DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 3d

At least seventeen, actually, because they ran against it in the lead up to the 2008 election.

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 3d

My friend’s has been going ever apeshittier for 15 years. He he now (with enthusiastic consent) taken over his neighbor’s yard and the HOA and county both give him permission to build on their land by his house. This is out of date and doesn’t show full scope, but: www.instagram.com/tombs_of_truro

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 4d

Gandalf wuv balrog

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 4d

I'm reading this all with smote being defined as in the alternate "smitten" sense and, trust me, it's very funny

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 4d

The "pull quote" has the biggest I Think You Should Leave energy of almost anything The Onion has ever done

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 4d

It's literally just colors

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 4d

Where’s John Houseman?

DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 4d

You know what they say: it’s the arenas you DON’T play

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 4d

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 4d

Mike Johnson’s position is young pregnant American women shouldn’t have to wait before being turned away to die in the parking lot from an ectopic pregnancy the hospital is afraid to treat

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 4d

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 4d

Incredible. Thanks for sharing.

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 5d

Fuck this fucking fuck

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 5d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 5d

BREAKING I will be sneaking up behind you, little brother, to scare you soon

Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 5d

Obviously not the main point here, but it's interesting how this is framed as content rather than policy.

"BREAKING" is typically what journalists or influencers say when they have a big story -- not what government officials say when they launch "undercover" operations

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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 5d

I keep a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in my pantry solely as a grazing snack, grab a half a handful and go back to whatever, it never gets put in any sort of serving vessel, and I just hit the bottom 1/10 of the box - sand galore. It brings me such disproportionate joy.

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