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It’s that time again: Feeling sad Jay Reatard died.
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s that time again: Feeling sad Jay Reatard died.
Oaktown Spice Shop’s Umami Salt should be classified as a controlled substance.
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Oaktown Spice Shop’s Umami Salt should be classified as a controlled substance.
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Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
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We had to ensure several times that Nilay did, indeed, want this to be the official headline of this story
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We had to ensure several times that Nilay did, indeed, want this to be the official headline of this story
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No streaming service is perfect, but you can absolutely do better than Spotify.
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No streaming service is perfect, but you can absolutely do better than Spotify.
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As all these Spotify Wrapped posts pop up I'd like to add that in the last calendar year their CEO invested $600 mil-plus in military AI drone technology, they ran ICE recruitment ads and refused to stop, and they've also done nothing to combat a huge influx of AI-generated music on the platform.
As all these Spotify Wrapped posts pop up I’d like to remind you that Spotify pays musicians about $0.003 to 0.005 per stream, they’ve demonetized 86% of the music on the platform, and their founder/ CEO has cashed out almost $400m in shares since last summer.
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
As all these Spotify Wrapped posts pop up I'd like to add that in the last calendar year their CEO invested $600 mil-plus in military AI drone technology, they ran ICE recruitment ads and refused to stop, and they've also done nothing to combat a huge influx of AI-generated music on the platform.
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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i recently gained access to the last Cray supercomputer owned by the CIA. Last used at Langley to calculate the solubility of LSD in coffee, I fed 10 years of posts into this profoundly evil machine. it produced a map of internet discourse hell designed to make any who gaze upon it go mad with rage
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i recently gained access to the last Cray supercomputer owned by the CIA. Last used at Langley to calculate the solubility of LSD in coffee, I fed 10 years of posts into this profoundly evil machine. it produced a map of internet discourse hell designed to make any who gaze upon it go mad with rage
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If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
Puzzmo — The (new) place for thoughtful puzzles.
Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.
www.puzzmo.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
Iconoclasts by Anna von Hausswolff on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 12 Songs
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December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
Extremely funny side by side here in the Apple Music replay as this means I listened to The Epic one time and the Slant record twelve times.
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Extremely funny side by side here in the Apple Music replay as this means I listened to The Epic one time and the Slant record twelve times.
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wake up babe, woke bill kristol is mogging the democratic party again
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
wake up babe, woke bill kristol is mogging the democratic party again
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One of the wildest things I ever saw on Twitter was some guy being like “yeah I dropped the depth charges that sunk your dad’s ship. Tell him I say hi”
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
One of the wildest things I ever saw on Twitter was some guy being like “yeah I dropped the depth charges that sunk your dad’s ship. Tell him I say hi”
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i spent a little while going through the AIDS quilt and picked out a few panels that stuck out to me for one reason or another. may the memories of all these beautiful, far too young souls be a blessing.
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i spent a little while going through the AIDS quilt and picked out a few panels that stuck out to me for one reason or another. may the memories of all these beautiful, far too young souls be a blessing.
Every so often you can find Constructive Summer on a karaoke list and it's a fucking rager for you and 5 other people in the room and a complete mystery to everyone else. Strongly recommended, A+ karaoke experience.
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Every so often you can find Constructive Summer on a karaoke list and it's a fucking rager for you and 5 other people in the room and a complete mystery to everyone else. Strongly recommended, A+ karaoke experience.
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The numbers in here are hilarious.
Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%
Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%
Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The numbers in here are hilarious.
Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%
Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%
Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
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[The Only Moment We Were Alone starts playing]
Strong floor, no ceiling, can’t win.
Strong floor, no ceiling, can’t win.
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
[The Only Moment We Were Alone starts playing]
Strong floor, no ceiling, can’t win.
Strong floor, no ceiling, can’t win.
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borrowed time, easter egg, macintosh (1985) 'enter the command 'burger' at any time to get beheaded with an axe. this is part of a long-running inside joke on the part of interplay co-founder rebecca "burger" heineman.' tcrf.net/Borrowed_Tim...
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
borrowed time, easter egg, macintosh (1985) 'enter the command 'burger' at any time to get beheaded with an axe. this is part of a long-running inside joke on the part of interplay co-founder rebecca "burger" heineman.' tcrf.net/Borrowed_Tim...
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
They’re gonna find a bunch of these at the bottom of Lake Merritt in a few years.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
They’re gonna find a bunch of these at the bottom of Lake Merritt in a few years.
Derrick Henry Good.
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Derrick Henry Good.