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Shrieking Sports Socialist | Rowdy, But Polite | Official Chumbawamba Liker
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Please enjoy the Pasta Demon.
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Don’t really post on the other place anymore but felt compelled to comment on Richard’s ongoing effort to rebrand/legitimize himself
January 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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😚👌
January 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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few years back i read an article in the FT about the business culture at fifa and they had one quote from an anonymous insider saying, "you have to understand that stupidity is as integral to the football industry as oil is to the oil industry"
January 18, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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From an optics perspective... the protesters being the ones waving the US flag while Bovino et al looks like every awful nazi inspired movie we've ever seen... hats off to Minnesotans.
Greg Bovino was seen earlier today at the Minneapolis ICE facility dressed in a very nazi-inspired outfit. They don’t even hide anymore.
January 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
LET’S GOOOOOOO
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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America has a housing shortage. Every single housing proposal you see that is not "build more housing" will have the primary effect of pushing up the prices of existing housing, and is therefore, in reality, a plan to enrich current homeowners. In conclusion, build more housing.
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Noir City starts tonight and I am hype as hell.
January 16, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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how the mainstream media genuinely seems to have understood the Biden years:
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Discount Irish airline stays winning
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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VOICE ON THE RADIO: Trump says the economy is good
ME: Wow. Guess the economy’s good
VOICE ON THE RADIO: Gavin Newsom says trans kids are a menace
ME: Wow. They do seem pretty menacing when you think about it
VOICE ON THE RADIO: 🎵Call me Mr. Flintstone🎵
ME: Wow. I bet he can make my bed rock
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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What I’ve learned about American politics the last decade is there is an annoyingly sizable population that does not actually believe in anything and simply imprints on the latest thing they heard on the radio like a duckling
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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MAGA, a movement of cynical cruelty that is fueled by atomization, has accidentally created the conditions for in person communities to be formed around resisting their repression bsky.app/profile/aaro...
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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On my way to bully Gavin Newsom
January 16, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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We made it
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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I realize that the Giants didn't actually think Tatsuya Imai was good, but if they're not going to sign good players can they at least sign bad ones who vocally hate the Dodgers
January 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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Rachel Cohen: “Greg, I hope you fucking eat shit, I hope this keeps you up at night for the rest of your life, and no one fucking wants you here”

Greg Bovino: “Oh, fantastic language”

Cohen: “ ‘Oh, fantastic language’—there’s children in here? In your fucking vehicles, assholes?”
what a legend lmao
January 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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this is fucking incredible
January 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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COWARDS
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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The only powerful public figure who ever actually defunded the Police was Sting.
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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"if i was doing insider trading, i would have done way more insider trading of shares in the company creating child sex abuse material" is certainly a defense
NN: There's a report your husband bought stock in Musk's xAI days before news surfaced the Pentagon is expanding xAI's role in military systems. Can you assure us this wasn't based on inside info?

McCLAIN: If it was, we wouldn't have bought 100,000 shares. We would've bought a heck of a lot more
January 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM