Todd Smith
donkeycommish.bsky.social
Todd Smith
@donkeycommish.bsky.social
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Author Relegated: My Pints and Pies Journey From the Top to the Bottom of English Football. Mpls based writer and ignoramus and Sunday League footy donkey.
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You can defo say that! I went to Wrexham and it was bang-on!
The reason I became a Wolves supporter on the right (legendary captain Mike Bailey) and the inventor of micro dosing magic shrooms on the left.
New Wolves season and I can’t unsee our team logo
In Scottish Football’s League Two even the kids are fooking hardcore. Relegated @simonandschuster.bsky.social @meninblazers.bsky.social
Shoutout to Jim the Farmer
Eating a pie at St. Mary’s Stadium @southamptonfc.bsky.social + Wu Tang = Epic collab
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This is what happens when a GFOP hits the road for three months in search of pints and pies and the soul of JonJo Shelvey. My new book could not have happened without you. I raise a steaming cup of Bovril to [email protected]
For fans of @tedlassobelieve.bsky.social and @welcometowrexham.bsky.social, this rollicking travel memoir by a middle-aged Midwesterner is a hilarious and heartfelt journey through the United Kingdom, its football clubs, and the rich traditions of English football culture.
Ever wonder what it would feel like to travel for three months in search of the heart of English football? Yeah, me too. Relegated @simonandschuster.bsky.social May, 2026
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So, we'll see ya on Saturday, yeah?

And remember: Friends don't let friends buy stuff from Am@zon.
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Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.
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Written by the great @johnmoe.bsky.social.
Happy anniversary to one of the all-time great @mcsweeneys.net. But stop it. I never wanted to move to Brooklyn. My comments are always questions, & high-top Chucks absolutely hurt my feet & back, except when I’m wearing Icebreaker socks. As for word counts & artisanal whiskey, get off my lawn 😂
What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
The War on Drugs You make your own paella and take super long naps on Saturday. Like over two hours, consistently. You prefer the smallest possible...
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That’s so much wrapping of books!!!
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Fabian Hurzeler's Brighton go SECOND in the Premier League ⬆️

Even if just for one night, after a draw, it's testament to the masterful job Houston-born manager is doing in debut EPL season 🇺🇸

Shoutout to the Seagulls' stellar recruitment too 🧠
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It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
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I said to my husband this morning, “Called it!” And he scoffed and said, really, what else could it have been?
With all apologies to the other nominees but everyone in my family thinks James is a masterpiece.
Just wanna say that @hhharlow.bsky.social has been on "James" from day number one.

So awesome for Percival Everett. Dude can write!
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