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Recovering cynic. Bad mini golf personality.
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If anything, there was one tiny sliver of a silver lining for me this election cycle.
Uffindell came door knocking a couple of months ago.
He introduced himself and offered his hand to shake. I said “I know who you are. I was bullied by pricks like you at high school, you can piss off.”
Uffindell came door knocking a couple of months ago.
He introduced himself and offered his hand to shake. I said “I know who you are. I was bullied by pricks like you at high school, you can piss off.”
October 15, 2023 at 8:40 AM
If anything, there was one tiny sliver of a silver lining for me this election cycle.
Uffindell came door knocking a couple of months ago.
He introduced himself and offered his hand to shake. I said “I know who you are. I was bullied by pricks like you at high school, you can piss off.”
Uffindell came door knocking a couple of months ago.
He introduced himself and offered his hand to shake. I said “I know who you are. I was bullied by pricks like you at high school, you can piss off.”
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Reminder that if you see disturbing or traumatic images, playing Tetris as soon as possible afterwards can help the brain cleanse itself, and lessen the impacts of it longer term.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
October 13, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Reminder that if you see disturbing or traumatic images, playing Tetris as soon as possible afterwards can help the brain cleanse itself, and lessen the impacts of it longer term.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
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Pretty simple, really.
October 1, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Pretty simple, really.
A lot of tsking ladies at the bougie movie theatre who had to cancel a session last minute. Amazing staff in the face of pass agg retirees who want comps plus a refund lol
October 2, 2023 at 1:15 AM
A lot of tsking ladies at the bougie movie theatre who had to cancel a session last minute. Amazing staff in the face of pass agg retirees who want comps plus a refund lol
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really this app should be called Methadone
October 1, 2023 at 6:42 AM
really this app should be called Methadone
Life can be pretty crazy with 2 autistic kids but my oldest son made this yesterday & it’s a joy to see him back making his favourite things ❤️
September 28, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Life can be pretty crazy with 2 autistic kids but my oldest son made this yesterday & it’s a joy to see him back making his favourite things ❤️
The descent of Naomi Wolf to radioactive bat shit levels of crazy is mind boggling
This woman once advised Al Gore’s presidential campaign
September 27, 2023 at 10:16 PM
The descent of Naomi Wolf to radioactive bat shit levels of crazy is mind boggling
Obvs the right are spooked but even I would say Luxo actually did well - they both showed some spirit & god knows we need that. Anything to avoid ACT thanks.
September 27, 2023 at 8:21 AM
Obvs the right are spooked but even I would say Luxo actually did well - they both showed some spirit & god knows we need that. Anything to avoid ACT thanks.
Minister of mental health is actually a pretty good call by Luxo
September 27, 2023 at 7:28 AM
Minister of mental health is actually a pretty good call by Luxo
Hate to say it but chippie deserves every kick in the nuts about education he gets - he failed us as minister of education
September 27, 2023 at 7:15 AM
Hate to say it but chippie deserves every kick in the nuts about education he gets - he failed us as minister of education
Why couldn’t we have a consistently scrappy mongrel chippie instead of him only bringing it with 10 days to go - Labour must have some shitty advisers
September 27, 2023 at 6:45 AM
Why couldn’t we have a consistently scrappy mongrel chippie instead of him only bringing it with 10 days to go - Labour must have some shitty advisers
First time I’ve ever heard chippie say he’s open to looking at our drug laws - a bit late though mate
September 27, 2023 at 6:30 AM
First time I’ve ever heard chippie say he’s open to looking at our drug laws - a bit late though mate
Whoa baby luxo is tough on crime but soft on drugs - can’t deny this is an intriguing turn around
September 27, 2023 at 6:21 AM
Whoa baby luxo is tough on crime but soft on drugs - can’t deny this is an intriguing turn around
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I often worry that the skills that we're encouraged to develop as philosophers are precisely the traits that make people annoying jerks
September 24, 2023 at 7:33 AM
I often worry that the skills that we're encouraged to develop as philosophers are precisely the traits that make people annoying jerks
I got snapped watching fresh housewives of south Auckland and eating chips with some students today - whoops soz 😂
September 21, 2023 at 9:51 AM
I got snapped watching fresh housewives of south Auckland and eating chips with some students today - whoops soz 😂
Could we be the first country in the world to have a thruple of Chrises running the country in coalition?
September 21, 2023 at 7:03 AM
Could we be the first country in the world to have a thruple of Chrises running the country in coalition?
The fact that Chippie couldn't even lie about a favourite book is almost the worst part about it. David Daddy Cuncliffe would look you straight in the eye & answer, infinite jest
September 20, 2023 at 7:27 AM
The fact that Chippie couldn't even lie about a favourite book is almost the worst part about it. David Daddy Cuncliffe would look you straight in the eye & answer, infinite jest
New daddy david just dropped
September 19, 2023 at 10:13 AM
New daddy david just dropped
I just told my sons about the existence of the word moobs & I’ve never regretted anything more in my life
September 19, 2023 at 7:39 AM
I just told my sons about the existence of the word moobs & I’ve never regretted anything more in my life
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I can't wait to see what the Chrises are wearing tonight.
Hipkins I'm expecting to wear a school uniform with a prefect badge, and Luxon the skin of a beneficiary.
Hipkins I'm expecting to wear a school uniform with a prefect badge, and Luxon the skin of a beneficiary.
September 19, 2023 at 6:47 AM
I can't wait to see what the Chrises are wearing tonight.
Hipkins I'm expecting to wear a school uniform with a prefect badge, and Luxon the skin of a beneficiary.
Hipkins I'm expecting to wear a school uniform with a prefect badge, and Luxon the skin of a beneficiary.
Tbf this is a genius move to get all the subs to vote blue
September 19, 2023 at 6:10 AM
Tbf this is a genius move to get all the subs to vote blue