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Doris Daydreams

@dorisdaydreams.bsky.social

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Salty and sarcastic isn't a vibe, it is my entire personality. In a situationship with @YorkshireTea.bsky.social Ramblings : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w77ms34l6mbx4obf3ap4fwwd/lists/3lazhqnsyqs2j @DorisDaydreams on the other...

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Mar 24

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Jun 15

The relationship between me and B&M bargains is nobody else's business

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Jun 9

Woke up this morning to find my tits have dramatically dropped a couple of inches -OVERNIGHT. At this rate, I'll be tripping over my nipples by the weekend.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Jun 9

It's funny how Brits living abroad like to be labelled as 'ex-pats' rather than immigrants. Granted, I've only been to a handful of airports, but I don't recall seeing signposts for 'Ex-Pats' in Spanish airports, I did see 'Immigration', though...

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Jun 6

I need an emotional support Canadian

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Jun 6

Good thinking, batman

Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Jun 6

We must protect this woman at all costs

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Jun 6

Bras can get in the bin

Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Jun 6

Same

Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Jun 5

I'm a big advocate for not getting involved in anything that requires wearing 'outside' clothes.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Apr 29

Thinking of creating a DM room for all the men talking to themselves in women's DMs so that they're not lonely.

Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Apr 25

I just want someone to love me as much as this fella loves his wife.
#BlackMirror

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · Apr 24

I tell my son a story every night at bed time. After six years my imagination is running on empty. I just recounted The Count Of Monte Cristo in a five night saga. He loved it, thinks I am a storytelling legend.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Apr 24

It is an affliction.

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ALT: a woman with blonde hair is wearing a black dress and smiling while standing with her hands behind her back .

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · Jan 17

I crossed a French cockatiel with a Swiss cuckoo. The offspring is a quelleheuretil.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Apr 24

I'm way too mid to be this level of psychotic.

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Mar 23

Dear America,

This is a crumpet. Serve toasted, with ridiculous amounts of butter (actual butter, not 'spread') and either jam or cream cheese.
Please refrain from calling them 'English muffins', we find this offensive in the extreme.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · Mar 22

what’s the matter babe you’ve barely touched your genocidal capitalist imperialism

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · Mar 22

Of all the things I don't know how to do, shutting the fuck up is number one

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Mar 22

A society's true character & moral standing are often best reflected in how it cares for and protects its most vulnerable members, including children, the elderly, the disabled, and those facing hardship.
How are we doing, United Kingdom?
#DisabilityBenefits #PIP #LabourParty

Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Mar 22

People who are struggling with disability, who did not previously have MH problems, will probably now have MH problems due to the unhinged changes to the disability benefits system that this government is trying to force.
#DisabilityBenefits #PIP #LabourParty

Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Mar 20

I can only describe myself as feeling a little bit 'prickly' today, approach with caution...

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · Mar 19

The beach is the only place with salt that lowers your blood pressure

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · Mar 15

none of this is real. we’re all dead, right? we gotta be dead

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Doris Daydreams @dorisdaydreams.bsky.social · Mar 20

Worked from 1996. Got so ill that in '24 I was terminated 'on grounds of ill health'. Complex Crohns disease, severe malnourishment, NG tube fed, constant abdominal pain, unable to walk, space cadet due to medications, double stoma, diabetic... Tell me, who will employ me?
#PIP #Disabilitybenefits

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Marloween @marlebean.bsky.social · Feb 28

Hi, yes, this is my first rodeo.

*notepad and pen ready*

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