We can do this the easy way or the hard way, or the poached way or the scrambled way, or we can make this an omelette

Drinking eggnog and singing "nog nog noggin' on heaven's door" until I throwup or she calls my parents

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I'm all for road safety but you could have every cyclist in the land wearing a full suit of Christmas lights and drivers fucking around on their phones will still knock them down

Not sure why the people who spoiled their votes don't just get involved in grass roots political campaigns to get their representatives elected? Would that be too hard or something?

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I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

Maybe we could monetise it.

I hope this email finds you and kills you

Shocked that you would call me a narcissistic sociopath after all the effort I've put into disguising it

Drives me mental how people in media do no seem to understand how the public sector works. Someone on a career break isn’t being paid. The job is filled by someone else. It literally doesn’t affect you if someone takes a 12 career break and there’s loads of reasons why they might. It’s an outlier.

I don't expect my American friends to explain or defend their President's actions and I don't demand that my English mates explain why their sausage-fingered king talks to plants.

If McRedmond is truly tired, maybe she could tell these incredulous people to fuck off?

We call them “posts”

Have done this occasionally. No shame in it.

"No people without houses.
No houses without people"

Seen in Kypseli, Athens, Greece