Plouf de Phoque
@drfrankenstein.bsky.social
A perpetually-tired, mostly-functional ADHD poindexter since 1990. Skiing, retro tech, software, geography, and other things of interest. Also a furry. Montréal/Ottawa, he/they, FR/EN/ES/DE/日本語
🔞 May occasionally interact with NSFW content.
🔞 May occasionally interact with NSFW content.
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Imagine being a lawyer and concluding that publicly bribing the president of the United States is the best course of action.
Attorney for Ghislaine Maxwell says the convicted Epstein accomplice can clear President Trump's name in the Epstein probe in exchange for clemency. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/3ZtSzW3
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Imagine being a lawyer and concluding that publicly bribing the president of the United States is the best course of action.
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Vous avez été plusieurs à nous demander si la scène de monteurs de lignes du spectacle de la mi-temps de Bad Bunny au Super Bowl était réaliste. On confirme que c’est exactement comme ça que ça se passe.
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February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Vous avez été plusieurs à nous demander si la scène de monteurs de lignes du spectacle de la mi-temps de Bad Bunny au Super Bowl était réaliste. On confirme que c’est exactement comme ça que ça se passe.
Postulez ici pour vivre ça à tous les jours: emploi.hydroquebec.com/job/Plusieur...
Postulez ici pour vivre ça à tous les jours: emploi.hydroquebec.com/job/Plusieur...
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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saw someone call the halftime performance gay and it’s like well there was a heterosexual marriage in it
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 PM
saw someone call the halftime performance gay and it’s like well there was a heterosexual marriage in it
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The irony of the Seahawks (a football team with Native American Iconography) beating the “Patriots” in one of the gayest locations in the country (SF Bay Area) with performances by a Latin American Artist (Bad Bunny) and an anti-gov punk rock band (Green Day). It’s like the stars aligned on this one
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The irony of the Seahawks (a football team with Native American Iconography) beating the “Patriots” in one of the gayest locations in the country (SF Bay Area) with performances by a Latin American Artist (Bad Bunny) and an anti-gov punk rock band (Green Day). It’s like the stars aligned on this one
I feel called out. 😤
Furry photographers are always stinky because they only use their showers to hang up drying rolls of film.
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I feel called out. 😤
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The Super Bowl is chock full of AI ads and, from the bottom of my heart, I hope every single company humoring this shit goes bankrupt in glorious fashion, and that the marketing firms responsible for pitching this fuck-awful slop spends the rest of their miserable days fighting off lawsuits.
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The Super Bowl is chock full of AI ads and, from the bottom of my heart, I hope every single company humoring this shit goes bankrupt in glorious fashion, and that the marketing firms responsible for pitching this fuck-awful slop spends the rest of their miserable days fighting off lawsuits.
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Sorry, my tiny violin is broken.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Sorry, my tiny violin is broken.
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Bad Bunny or Minecraft?
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Bad Bunny or Minecraft?
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I know that Linus gets a lot of flack that's not covered by any news outlet, with that said the optics of responding this when a former employee speaks out about not seeing raises for three years while he's buying his third house is really bad optics.
He's becoming a shittier person by the year.
He's becoming a shittier person by the year.
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I know that Linus gets a lot of flack that's not covered by any news outlet, with that said the optics of responding this when a former employee speaks out about not seeing raises for three years while he's buying his third house is really bad optics.
He's becoming a shittier person by the year.
He's becoming a shittier person by the year.
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i actually think housing and health care are more important than AI girlfriends and butlers for society's biggest unfuckable losers
February 8, 2026 at 1:09 PM
i actually think housing and health care are more important than AI girlfriends and butlers for society's biggest unfuckable losers
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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Shine bright like a bun bun! 🐰
Thanks to 📸 @drfrankenstein.bsky.social for this ✨ amazing ✨ pic from #FurXmas 2026
Happy #FursuitFriday!
Thanks to 📸 @drfrankenstein.bsky.social for this ✨ amazing ✨ pic from #FurXmas 2026
Happy #FursuitFriday!
February 6, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Shine bright like a bun bun! 🐰
Thanks to 📸 @drfrankenstein.bsky.social for this ✨ amazing ✨ pic from #FurXmas 2026
Happy #FursuitFriday!
Thanks to 📸 @drfrankenstein.bsky.social for this ✨ amazing ✨ pic from #FurXmas 2026
Happy #FursuitFriday!
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@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 PM
@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this
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One of the more maddening ai bubble weeks crested by headlines that just say “Jensen Huang says actually the buildout is sustainable.” What’s he gonna say? “Nah dude Blackwell will never pay for itself sorry lol”
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/n...
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/n...
Nvidia shares rise 8% as Jensen Huang says $660 billion capex buildout is sustainable
Huang's comments come after key Nvidia customers Meta, Amazon, Google and Microsoft reported their latest earnings over the past two weeks.
www.cnbc.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
One of the more maddening ai bubble weeks crested by headlines that just say “Jensen Huang says actually the buildout is sustainable.” What’s he gonna say? “Nah dude Blackwell will never pay for itself sorry lol”
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/n...
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/n...
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February 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
*reads his CEO's latest internal newsletter* Please get off LinkedIn and Xitter and touch some grass holy fuck
February 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
*reads his CEO's latest internal newsletter* Please get off LinkedIn and Xitter and touch some grass holy fuck
Another day, another AI turning out to be a mechanical turk.
Not satire cybernews.com/news/waymo-o...
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Another day, another AI turning out to be a mechanical turk.
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Some guy posted this image in a local group saying the Montreal Metro is now a hellhole. Let's count the issues:
1- the train is a MR-73 which haven't run on the orange line since 2017
2- not a single Metro station in Montreal has that type of tiling or BOLTED BEAMS
3- that girl on the right
1- the train is a MR-73 which haven't run on the orange line since 2017
2- not a single Metro station in Montreal has that type of tiling or BOLTED BEAMS
3- that girl on the right
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Some guy posted this image in a local group saying the Montreal Metro is now a hellhole. Let's count the issues:
1- the train is a MR-73 which haven't run on the orange line since 2017
2- not a single Metro station in Montreal has that type of tiling or BOLTED BEAMS
3- that girl on the right
1- the train is a MR-73 which haven't run on the orange line since 2017
2- not a single Metro station in Montreal has that type of tiling or BOLTED BEAMS
3- that girl on the right
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
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Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions