Dr. JMac
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· Dec 30
Ice cream flavors I have made since buying myself an ice cream machine, a thread:
I liked the Muppet Show special a lot. I hope they make more.
February 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I liked the Muppet Show special a lot. I hope they make more.
I solved the Friday 2/06/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 11:29!
February 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I solved the Friday 2/06/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 11:29!
Ok, well,
(She’s dead asleep)
(She’s dead asleep)
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Ok, well,
(She’s dead asleep)
(She’s dead asleep)
Boo hoo, go get a real job, scumbags
In a city packed with mighty real estate titans, they are the small ones.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
NYC’s small landlords say they won’t survive Mamdani plan to freeze rent
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has criticized landlords and vowed to freeze what tenants in rent-stabilized apartments pay monthly.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Boo hoo, go get a real job, scumbags
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It's a pretty good reason to stop doing TV I guess
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It's a pretty good reason to stop doing TV I guess
Every time I try to take a selfie with my daughter she mean mugs on me
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Every time I try to take a selfie with my daughter she mean mugs on me
I’d forgotten about the Queen of Canada, Behind the Bastards, “thanks” for reminding me. (How’s she doing these days, anyway? Has the rest of Canada recognized her reign yet?)
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I’d forgotten about the Queen of Canada, Behind the Bastards, “thanks” for reminding me. (How’s she doing these days, anyway? Has the rest of Canada recognized her reign yet?)
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just learned kid rock is 55 which is both embarrassingly old and shockingly young given how he looks
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
just learned kid rock is 55 which is both embarrassingly old and shockingly young given how he looks
If you’d quit whining and choosing option D out of laziness, entitlement, or both, and keep choosing option A, eventually your drawings wouldn’t be “bad” anymore. Being able to create artwork is skill, not an inborn talent, and it takes practice just like every other skill
February 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If you’d quit whining and choosing option D out of laziness, entitlement, or both, and keep choosing option A, eventually your drawings wouldn’t be “bad” anymore. Being able to create artwork is skill, not an inborn talent, and it takes practice just like every other skill
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you’d think, given that current events are unfortunately definitely going to be taught as a notable part of US history, democrats would have some interest in not being recorded as stuttering dweebs who spent the whole time shoved in a metaphorical locker
February 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
you’d think, given that current events are unfortunately definitely going to be taught as a notable part of US history, democrats would have some interest in not being recorded as stuttering dweebs who spent the whole time shoved in a metaphorical locker
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
My surprise and outrage were pretty genuine this morning
President Trump posted a blatantly racist video clip of Barack Obama and Michelle Obama as apes, the latest in a long pattern by Trump of promoting offensive stereotypes about Black Americans and others. The White House press secretary dismissed criticism as “fake outrage.”
Trump Shares Video Portraying the Obamas as Apes
The White House press secretary dismissed criticism of the clip’s racist content, shared by the president’s Truth Social account, as “fake outrage.”
nyti.ms
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
My surprise and outrage were pretty genuine this morning
If that was true they wouldn’t keep giving him cognitive tests
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
If that was true they wouldn’t keep giving him cognitive tests
I will go further than this is and say that your behavior always communicates exactly what is in your heart
It’s precisely BECAUSE we cannot know what’s in another person’s heart that we cannot use that as the standard to judge their behavior.
Intent truly only matters if it’s the difference between “I didn’t mean to offend AND AM FIXING IT NOW because I did” and “I am indifferent at best to my offense.”
Intent truly only matters if it’s the difference between “I didn’t mean to offend AND AM FIXING IT NOW because I did” and “I am indifferent at best to my offense.”
I think one thing white people tie ourselves in knots over about racism is what someone “feels in their heart” or whatever. And that just … doesn’t really matter? It’s the behavior that matters.
February 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I will go further than this is and say that your behavior always communicates exactly what is in your heart
Oh word?
By which I mean, no doy
By which I mean, no doy
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Oh word?
By which I mean, no doy
By which I mean, no doy
Have they tried going their bitcoins slurp juice? I heard that doubles them or something.
February 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Have they tried going their bitcoins slurp juice? I heard that doubles them or something.
We are ruled by snakes and worms
After demanding ICE and other federal agents be banned from wearing face coverings, Schumer and Jeffries added caveats: "no masks, except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances.” trib.al/0fN3kmP
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We are ruled by snakes and worms
I bet the Germans have a word for this. Germans have a weirdly specific word for everything.
Re: this performance
For a long time I have keenly felt the absence in the English language of a word for:
The specific resentment I feel towards a person I despise who nonetheless causes me to feel secondhand embarrassment on their behalf.
For a long time I have keenly felt the absence in the English language of a word for:
The specific resentment I feel towards a person I despise who nonetheless causes me to feel secondhand embarrassment on their behalf.
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I bet the Germans have a word for this. Germans have a weirdly specific word for everything.
I love when blowing my nose gives me an untamable nose bleed, it’s my favorite thing about winter
February 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I love when blowing my nose gives me an untamable nose bleed, it’s my favorite thing about winter
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
Maybe I’m crazy, but I’d think a speech given at a “national prayer breakfast” would have significantly more to do with spirituality and related things and a lot less personal grievance-airing
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Maybe I’m crazy, but I’d think a speech given at a “national prayer breakfast” would have significantly more to do with spirituality and related things and a lot less personal grievance-airing
Christlike!
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "I don't know how a person of faith can vote for a Democrat. I really don't. *crowd groans* I know we have some here today. I don't know why they're here, because they certainly don't give us their vote ... they cheat."
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Christlike!
If the republicans are starting to lose even the wrestling dweebs, man, I dunno how those midterms are gonna go for them
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
If the republicans are starting to lose even the wrestling dweebs, man, I dunno how those midterms are gonna go for them
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
I solved the Wednesday 2/04/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 7:55!
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I solved the Wednesday 2/04/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 7:55!