Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht
@drmario.bsky.social
He/Him
I write about politics, popular culture, and intersections thereof.
I have a small dog named Boodles.
UW-La Crosse
Books:
Trumping the Media (Bloomsbury 2023)
Masculinity in Contemporary Quality Television (Routledge 2015)
I write about politics, popular culture, and intersections thereof.
I have a small dog named Boodles.
UW-La Crosse
Books:
Trumping the Media (Bloomsbury 2023)
Masculinity in Contemporary Quality Television (Routledge 2015)
Pinned
"Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - Santayana
"Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it." - Santana
"Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it." - Santana
Quad God is what they used to call me when I'd walk across my college campus.
February 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Quad God is what they used to call me when I'd walk across my college campus.
Malicious Leporine. It's that anything?
February 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Malicious Leporine. It's that anything?
In the universe of Alanis Morrisette, getting a fly in your wine is the moral equivalent to an execition.
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
In the universe of Alanis Morrisette, getting a fly in your wine is the moral equivalent to an execition.
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Did u know they turned the game from Heated Rivalry into a real sport?
February 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Did u know they turned the game from Heated Rivalry into a real sport?
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If we can elect a child rapist, I feel like we are probably ready for a woman
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
If we can elect a child rapist, I feel like we are probably ready for a woman
He just retired, but Anthony Rizzo would cook.
Current MLB player who would be the best host for The Muppet Show? Pushing in all my chips on Fernando Tatis, Jr. Handsome, bilingual, charismatic, doesn’t seem to take himself seriously and there’s a non-zero chance he can hold a tune
February 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
He just retired, but Anthony Rizzo would cook.
Robert Plant suggests that in heaven, there are stores that are sometimes closed. That seems odd.
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Robert Plant suggests that in heaven, there are stores that are sometimes closed. That seems odd.
The Saudis have a cross-country skiing team? Who knew?
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The Saudis have a cross-country skiing team? Who knew?
I'm watching the opening ceremony with no sound in the bar. This is the way.
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I'm watching the opening ceremony with no sound in the bar. This is the way.
The new Ratboys album is quite good.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The new Ratboys album is quite good.
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
Can we all agree that Collective Soul is the worst 90s Alternative band?
February 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Can we all agree that Collective Soul is the worst 90s Alternative band?
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2026’s official slogan is “It gets worse.”
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
2026’s official slogan is “It gets worse.”
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Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
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Which house was he JK Rowling????
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Which house was he JK Rowling????
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We need to find a way to tell the youths about alt-weeklies so they restart them
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
We need to find a way to tell the youths about alt-weeklies so they restart them
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Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
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Bottling unfiltered river water and selling it down at the farmers market as 'raw water'
December 26, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Bottling unfiltered river water and selling it down at the farmers market as 'raw water'
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A bakery called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Kneads
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
A bakery called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Kneads
I don't understand what a Yungblud is.
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I don't understand what a Yungblud is.
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if the groundhog pops its head out and doesn't get tear-gassed, the United States gets six more weeks of democracy
February 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
if the groundhog pops its head out and doesn't get tear-gassed, the United States gets six more weeks of democracy
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If Punxsutawney Kitaen sees her shadow today that means 6 more weeks of rolling around on the hoods of Jaguars.
February 2, 2026 at 11:34 AM
If Punxsutawney Kitaen sees her shadow today that means 6 more weeks of rolling around on the hoods of Jaguars.
I guess I don't understand why people care so much about the Kennedy Center.
February 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I guess I don't understand why people care so much about the Kennedy Center.
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Shart Week
Am I positive that video shows the president shitting himself on camera? No.
Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
February 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Shart Week