High-Functioning Lurker
@duahble.bsky.social
If lurking is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Darn it. Didn't work since this thread starts w/ gander's post.
February 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Darn it. Didn't work since this thread starts w/ gander's post.
Reposted by High-Functioning Lurker
catherine o’hara was a genius who should have been allowed to live forever
January 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
catherine o’hara was a genius who should have been allowed to live forever
Ah shit,
*how good
*how good
January 27, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Ah shit,
*how good
*how good
You deserve recognition for how this joke is.
It's not much, but I want you to have this:
🏆
It's not much, but I want you to have this:
🏆
January 27, 2026 at 1:29 AM
You deserve recognition for how this joke is.
It's not much, but I want you to have this:
🏆
It's not much, but I want you to have this:
🏆
Nina Simone: Mississippi Goddam
YouTube video by Aaron Overfield
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Exactly correct
January 22, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Exactly correct
Sponsored by Fan Duel, Palantir, and CBS News "Whiskey Fridays" with Tony Dokoupil
The teams for World War III are Calvinball: Denmark, Sweden, Iran, Nigeria, Will Stancil, Canada, Ukraine, Brazil, transsexuals, and the second Star Wars sequel trilogy movie versus USA, Israel, El Salvador, 4chan, incels, Hungary, and Chick-Fil-A.
January 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Sponsored by Fan Duel, Palantir, and CBS News "Whiskey Fridays" with Tony Dokoupil
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social you've got competition
Scott Adams was practicing politics the right way
January 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social you've got competition
Thank you for making this thread. Very enlightening.
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Thank you for making this thread. Very enlightening.
Hoping this is on your radar @jayrosen.bsky.social
1/ Ever wonder how a rumor in MN becomes a physical confrontation in WA in 72 hours? It’s a new model: Participatory Disinformation. WA's digital ecosystem is perfectly primed for these outbreaks. 🧵
January 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Hoping this is on your radar @jayrosen.bsky.social
Really cool to see all the quote posts to this. A lot of random strangers are receiving likes from me
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Really cool to see all the quote posts to this. A lot of random strangers are receiving likes from me
Reposted by High-Functioning Lurker
They should raise taxes on billionaires the way Charlie Sheen’s drug dealer cut his crack weaker and weaker each time, it’ll take them so long to notice and eventually they’ll be weaned off having billions of dollars
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
They should raise taxes on billionaires the way Charlie Sheen’s drug dealer cut his crack weaker and weaker each time, it’ll take them so long to notice and eventually they’ll be weaned off having billions of dollars
The perfect skeet does not ex...
I was dipping Cool Ranch Doritos in a ranch dressing thing from McDonald's and that's as close to touching God as I'm gonna get
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The perfect skeet does not ex...
Narrator: It's not
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Narrator: It's not
Yeah but is 54yrs old based 🤔
December 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Yeah but is 54yrs old based 🤔
Forgive my stalking but this is a helluva bracket. Think you aced it
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Forgive my stalking but this is a helluva bracket. Think you aced it
Damn this is a great idea. How have I never heard of this before???
🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Damn this is a great idea. How have I never heard of this before???
This is amazing
Here's my bracket.
Go vote!
Go vote!
December 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This is amazing
I did not know about the silver spoon either but reading this wiki suddenly makes it all make sense...
Like, there's clearly a 100% chance Matt Yglesias can recite his daddy's entire wikipedia entry by heart and a 90% chance he will do so on a first date
Like, there's clearly a 100% chance Matt Yglesias can recite his daddy's entire wikipedia entry by heart and a 90% chance he will do so on a first date
December 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I did not know about the silver spoon either but reading this wiki suddenly makes it all make sense...
Like, there's clearly a 100% chance Matt Yglesias can recite his daddy's entire wikipedia entry by heart and a 90% chance he will do so on a first date
Like, there's clearly a 100% chance Matt Yglesias can recite his daddy's entire wikipedia entry by heart and a 90% chance he will do so on a first date