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Dual Noon

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Dual Noon @dualnoon.bsky.social · 3d

"Can't complain." I lie.

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Spookyanna 🎃 @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 1h

It can’t be my fault.
This street goes both ways.
Make you say my name, and I’m all yours. ✨

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 13h

i’m one mental breakdown away from getting a free sandwich

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Toby Miller @tobytram.bsky.social · 15h

“RON! Roooooon. Don’t you dare get in that slurrrrrrrry”

A lady walking her dog across the water meadow, taking a pirate’s delight in the word ‘slurry’.

Such a style and extravagance of voice that I suspect she was a bit lost before she got a dog.

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 15h

Wait. I thought Antifa made maple syrup!

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · Sep 2

A nice detail: all the characters came with their own spacesuits.

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Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 1h

it's bedtime

eggs, an orange tabby cat, is snuggled under his favourite wool blanket while laying on my lap. he seems so peaceful.

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Dual Noon @dualnoon.bsky.social · 11m

On my moped, to keep the lil luggage rack from vibrating, I had stuffed a 10 cent romance novel from the thrift

"The New Broom"

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Feb 14

Photo of a vintage romance book - a man presses his face to a woman’s ear, the woman is really turned on. A sports car drives in the foreground. Copy and title read:

she wants what every woman wants

Make Little Car Noises in My Ear

Vrrrooom, honk-honk, sca-reeeeetch

By Gorgin Morgeous

Dual Noon @dualnoon.bsky.social · 16m

I did not purchase it, but I remember looking down at "5 O'Clock Vodka."

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 18h

Love it when short folk ask me to reach something for them from the high shelf in a supermarket. No problem. Not for me, one of God's very own big boys. Maybe while I'm up here you could grab me something from the bottom shelf down there. Doesn't matter what.

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Guillotine Hunger Force @themilfmag.net · 59m

you are not immune to posting flopaganda

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 17h

I think I missed my true calling as an unnamed tramp in a Charles Dickens novel.

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Emoji Aquarium @emojiaquarium.bsky.social · 59m

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　　🌱🌾🌱🌾🌾🌱　🦀

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 7d

LadyBusiness @LadyBusiness
My unpopular opinion: Indiana Jones is boring and disrespectful of the artifacts of other cultures

Keith Somerville @somerville.
He stopped the Ark of the Covenant falling into the hands of the Nazis who were going to use its power to take over the world.

LadyBusiness @LadyBusines
Then why are we still fighting Nazis?

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Dual Noon @dualnoon.bsky.social · 32m

I tapped on the yellow, the cut of that jacket and the glasses are 😩, while the pant cuffs & shoes walk on like 💪

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 5d

Emojis and their skeletons:

➡️ -->
😃 (-_-)
🐌 @
🐔 <0
💚 <3
💪 La

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 20h

You claim you love America but you're not even spangled

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 1d

I pray to Dolly Parton anyway, I don't need a special reason

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Homeless ♿⚧️ Please Help @day10machine.bsky.social · 2h

Idk, i think they would look kinda chic together. A curated vibe instead of too matchy-matchy.
ko-fi.com/s/901918139b

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Dual Noon @dualnoon.bsky.social · 1h

I may shower

"Humdrum daily ritual/unimaginable luxury, depending where you're from"

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Camellia Tea Ceremony @camelliakyoto.bsky.social · 5h

💜FIELDS OF FUJIBAKAMA🌿

Each year a parcel of meadow in Ōharano (大原野), to the south west of the city, is transformed into an oasis of thoroughwort. 'Fujibakama-en' (フジバカマ園) is one of the best places in Kyōto to catch sight of this endangered flower 'in the wild'.

#Kyoto #Oharano #fujibakama