kylorena cunk 🏳️⚧️🍜🌭🍉
@dumbcump.bsky.social
manic pixie dream churl
they/she
professional brewer / unprofessional drummer
they/she
professional brewer / unprofessional drummer
apparently the CBN on those gummies is less of a gentle sleep aid and more of a powerful sleep enforcer and i fell asleep on the couch for 2 hours at like 8 pm
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
apparently the CBN on those gummies is less of a gentle sleep aid and more of a powerful sleep enforcer and i fell asleep on the couch for 2 hours at like 8 pm
magnificent 😘🤌
January 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
magnificent 😘🤌
despondent 1950s housewife voice: i lose so many thankless hours every day summarizing news articles and doodling waifus, won't someone free me from the hellish grind of this tedious housework??
Artificial intelligence will help millions of people in ways that do not appear in traditional economic statistics, says OpenAI’s chief economist ft.trib.al/toxh1Gq
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
despondent 1950s housewife voice: i lose so many thankless hours every day summarizing news articles and doodling waifus, won't someone free me from the hellish grind of this tedious housework??
me and all my coal miner buddies at the canteen are really concerned about the possibility of being drafted into the greenland war since we know it could mean an inflated deference to chinese interests in international diplomacy over the next 70 years
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
me and all my coal miner buddies at the canteen are really concerned about the possibility of being drafted into the greenland war since we know it could mean an inflated deference to chinese interests in international diplomacy over the next 70 years
that's right chris, couldn't agree more - i think we both speak for the common american when we say the big problem with starting a european war would be that china may gain a geopolitical advantage
I wish this weren't true, but we now have take his threats about Greenland more seriously, and start to talk about the world-changing mistake if he chose to go to war with Europe - which would essentially guarantee the rest of this century is China's.
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
that's right chris, couldn't agree more - i think we both speak for the common american when we say the big problem with starting a european war would be that china may gain a geopolitical advantage
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they ran on no more wars and are now pitching global conquest. they ran on protecting kids and are now paid subscribers to a deep fake kiddie porn generator. a competent opposition party would find a way to use this to their advantage
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
they ran on no more wars and are now pitching global conquest. they ran on protecting kids and are now paid subscribers to a deep fake kiddie porn generator. a competent opposition party would find a way to use this to their advantage
i would argue this has even less journalistic merit than Ron Burgundy showing the jet skiing squirrel video
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
i would argue this has even less journalistic merit than Ron Burgundy showing the jet skiing squirrel video
ahh, so he's hoping for Appeasement™️, a tried and true winning strategy!
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
ahh, so he's hoping for Appeasement™️, a tried and true winning strategy!
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It’s easy in these moments to get exasperated by the UN, but the Charter does two key things that have helped define the post-1945 world: it outlaws the use of aggressive warfare as a tool for remaking international order, and it underwrites postcolonial sovereignty. US actions this week breach both
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
It’s easy in these moments to get exasperated by the UN, but the Charter does two key things that have helped define the post-1945 world: it outlaws the use of aggressive warfare as a tool for remaking international order, and it underwrites postcolonial sovereignty. US actions this week breach both
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When I said last year that the average American MAGA supporter closely resembles a Russian vatnik in both mindset and ideology, I meant it seriously.
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 AM
When I said last year that the average American MAGA supporter closely resembles a Russian vatnik in both mindset and ideology, I meant it seriously.
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agree or disagree with school shootings, you can't help but be in awe of the efficiency of the AR-15
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
agree or disagree with school shootings, you can't help but be in awe of the efficiency of the AR-15
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"actually we are gonna kidnap the president and take control over the country" is something that happens in the last hour of a model UN conference when all the kids are getting bored
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
"actually we are gonna kidnap the president and take control over the country" is something that happens in the last hour of a model UN conference when all the kids are getting bored
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my definitive ranking for the Chaotic Political Climate Thriller genre of movie is as follows
1. how to blow up a pipeline
2. one battle after another
3. eddington
4. civil war
1. how to blow up a pipeline
2. one battle after another
3. eddington
4. civil war
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 AM
my definitive ranking for the Chaotic Political Climate Thriller genre of movie is as follows
1. how to blow up a pipeline
2. one battle after another
3. eddington
4. civil war
1. how to blow up a pipeline
2. one battle after another
3. eddington
4. civil war
"maduro was a real bastard, a damn scoundrel indeed. and while it may have been morally prudent for our pedophile president to secretly order his kidnapping, this intervention doesn't do much to bring down the price of eggs, which my aides said i needed to make sure to mention"
- every dem senator
- every dem senator
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
"maduro was a real bastard, a damn scoundrel indeed. and while it may have been morally prudent for our pedophile president to secretly order his kidnapping, this intervention doesn't do much to bring down the price of eggs, which my aides said i needed to make sure to mention"
- every dem senator
- every dem senator
we seriously need to do away with the brainrot amongst the politico class who assume the first thing you must do in these situations is admit the merits
"maduro was a terrible, no good, very bad bad man" WHO FUCKING CARES. like 70% of the world's heads of states are psychos, this is not relevant
"maduro was a terrible, no good, very bad bad man" WHO FUCKING CARES. like 70% of the world's heads of states are psychos, this is not relevant
Maduro is a dictator whose brutal, antidemocratic rule has brought immense suffering to the Venezuelan people. His repression and corruption are well documented and deserve condemnation.
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 AM
we seriously need to do away with the brainrot amongst the politico class who assume the first thing you must do in these situations is admit the merits
"maduro was a terrible, no good, very bad bad man" WHO FUCKING CARES. like 70% of the world's heads of states are psychos, this is not relevant
"maduro was a terrible, no good, very bad bad man" WHO FUCKING CARES. like 70% of the world's heads of states are psychos, this is not relevant
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Once again.
No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
Contrary to what he would have you believe, President Bush’s plans to invade Iraq have nothing to do with such high-minded goals as liberating the Iraqi people or saving the world from terrorism. His ...
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January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Once again.
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i used to think hans zimmer was a hack but I'm really coming around on his strategy of doing like 2 Good movie scores a decade and then just plagiarizing his own work for all the bullshit slop films in between
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
i used to think hans zimmer was a hack but I'm really coming around on his strategy of doing like 2 Good movie scores a decade and then just plagiarizing his own work for all the bullshit slop films in between
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Kidnapping the president is a slippery slope to kidnapping the president’s daughter which I was raised to believe is wrong
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Kidnapping the president is a slippery slope to kidnapping the president’s daughter which I was raised to believe is wrong
oh COME ON
Donald Trump: “We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so.” #VenezuelaInvasion
January 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
oh COME ON
the zoomers got so misty eyed about the mythical innocence of the 2000s and look where it's brought us, were doin iraq again
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
the zoomers got so misty eyed about the mythical innocence of the 2000s and look where it's brought us, were doin iraq again