Dylan
@dyl057.bsky.social
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Methodist theologian of Yinzer liberation
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dyl057.bsky.social
I only wear mine in public if I've got a funeral or hospital visit, or have some sort of thing where I'm representing the church (meeting with elected officials, etc). It makes me very self-conscious. The experience as a woman must be far more uncomfortable still!
dyl057.bsky.social
Having lived in NC a few years, I do not at all understand what southern townships do.

The locus of governance in rural PA is much more focused on townships than the county, especially since the county sheriff has virtually zero law enforcement power. County gov does social services, mainly.
dyl057.bsky.social
You'll pry my prothonotary from my cold, dead hands
dyl057.bsky.social
It takes time for the sensation to travel from the fingertip and then be processed in the brain.
golikehellmachine.com
for all the talk about how voters need to touch the stove, like, we are touching the stove. this [waves arms wildly] is what touching the stove looks like. nothing happens on a twitter timescale.
dyl057.bsky.social
This poor Presbyterian has been called a priest by thousands of people and I can't imagine the discomfort. Like when I'm in a collar in Aldi and people address me as "Father"
beyerstein.bsky.social
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls  while praying outside an ICE facility.
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ianlasch.bsky.social
"the church is dying" oh no what could the God we worship possibly do with the dead
dyl057.bsky.social
Yes. What I frequently encounter, though it's pretty much unsaid, is that many would *rather* it die than change around them.
dyl057.bsky.social
Might as well run it on max launch speed. What's the worst that could happen?
dyl057.bsky.social
Everyone complains that they're 20¢ to visit but it goes right back into user experience
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delrayser.bsky.social
everything is on fire these days, sure, but how is it that 50% of all news stories are not about how I just spent $20 on a bag of store brand coffee at fucking costco
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jdcmedlock.bsky.social
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
dyl057.bsky.social
Every Cabinet meeting where he signs executive orders, he's blatantly seeing them for the first time as they explain the contents to him.
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dyl057.bsky.social
With God's help, I will soon get to the point where I can say this during the meeting and not when I get home.
dyl057.bsky.social
Fine. By popular demand, I too will be holding my own competing Super Bowl halftime show.
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justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
dyl057.bsky.social
Ugh I wish that was still descriptive of what we are. That's exactly the lane we should be in.
dyl057.bsky.social
I don't think that works if the government stays shut down for a while and/or insurance premiums double.
dyl057.bsky.social
scientific method? never heard of her
atrupar.com
RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
dyl057.bsky.social
I've since seen like half a dozen TikToks insisting the shutdown has changed the clouds. Go outside more often! Look at things!
dyl057.bsky.social
People who've only set foot in Pittsburgh to see Mamma Mia every eight years or so are certain we need the National Guard here, because they heard it looks like "I Am Legend" in Market Square
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mtrkdjoyce.bsky.social
I wonder why air traffic controllers might have such strong protections around their ability to call out sick
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
* U.S. TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY DUFFY SAYS FAA COULD DISMISS TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS WHO REPEATEDLY FAIL TO SHOW UP FOR WORK -- FOX NEWS INTERVIEW

@reuters.com $XAL
dyl057.bsky.social
Exurbanites of every metro believe this about their anchor city's downtown. Smoking craters since 2020.
atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
dyl057.bsky.social
This is like when an old person means to put someone's name in the search bar and posts it as their status instead except this old person has 4,000 nuclear warheads
thedailybeast.bsky.social
The president was "surprised to learn" that his rant, urging Bondi to prosecute his enemies, went out to his 10.8 million followers rather than directly to his attorney general.

trib.al/hN74vpc
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gaudynight78.bsky.social
King Josiah to the priests
adgwatches.bsky.social
Hey y’all ever hear about this really old book
A pamphlet sized copy of the constitution of the United States