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Dylan
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Methodist theologian of Yinzer liberation
When All You Have is a Hammer: The Administration
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration orders 500 more National Guard members to Washington after shooting, Hegseth says.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This remains one of my favorite pieces of Trump lore.

William Faulkner character-ass president
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I think that some people need to make a hard decision to either toughen up a bit or stop going to family holidays, and I do not say this as someone whose gatherings are stress-free and tranquil
Here's a strategy to get through stressful holiday gatherings. Act like a dull rock
“Gray rocking” might be one technique for getting through stressful holiday gatherings. You make yourself as boring as possible to discourage unwelcome conversations.
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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"Jihadist violence constitutes the most potent challenge to state stability in West Africa and risks making the region the epicenter of global terrorism. Last year, 51% of global terrorism-related deaths occurred in the Sahel, and al-Qaeda is on the verge of toppling the Malian junta."
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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This is ridiculous, yes, but I continue to think it’s among the actually most serious of the attempted violations/seizures of power/chilling effects. This isn’t a “if this goes any further this will be bad” thing. What’s described below is *already* extremely alarming.
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Youth group boys be like
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This feels extremely forced!
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Trump's certainly got more people praying.

Let's not get into the *content* of these prayers, but the point stands.
Trump: "We have more people praying. The churches are coming back. I don't know if you've been reading that story but religion is coming back to America."
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Chotiner's work is great, but it's so funny he's become like the Chuck Norris meme of journalists by asking follow-up questions in interviews
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sometime in the last three years or so I realized there's not really any such thing as an adult.
Then: How did {wildly silly and incompetent person} ever get appointed to {position of power}?

Now, as I reach the age typical of people in {position of power}: Oh.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My churches have been doing a Christmas ministry for about five years now, where we make a "store" and sell good Christmas gifts at like a 90% discount, to a couple dozen families in need.

I am shocked at how many people say, "I just don't know anybody who is having a tough time!" You sure?????
There is a growing desire among people to help out their neighbors (great!), but for whatever reason they don't want to give to organizations who already do what they want to do, and they don't personally know their neighbors, so they want to outsource that part
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you are looking for something charitable to do in November, I am begging you not to call your local church to dispose of ANOTHER turkey
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Bold strategy to flat-out say, "we're sending your kids to die for oil."

Furthermore, Florida delenda est.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Isn't this a literal logical fallacy
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I think the Pope should toss some holy water of Peter Thiel just to test something
SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I was going to wear sweatpants to the airport, but then Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy of MTV's The Real World told me to pull out my velvet tuxedo to fly on Spirit Airlines and enjoy a $12 pack of Ritz and cheese
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Mamdani said israel was committing a genocide in the oval office, this is not remotely the same thing
a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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This is from “Anointed With Oil”, with a quote from a woman who attended early Chautauqua Meetings in the 1870s. This was not “Rapture” driven enthusiasm, but sheer Bible nerdery, folks!
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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MTG is an awful human being but I think she thought she was genuinely helping people and stopping evil or whatever and that they were The Good Guys, only to find out she was surrounded by grifters and liars who were actively part of the evil conspiracy
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Mamdani’s next speech: So this big guy comes up to me with tears in his eyes
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I love this for her. She’s probably inundated with a hereunto unseen wave of hate by people who are supposed to be her base because she sincerely, in her own stupid way, fought for the epstein files to be released only to realize she was in the pro-pedophilia party. She’s Moses in the desert lmfao.
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"I have too much self respect and dignity... to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the President we all fought for, only to fight and win my election while Republicans will likely lose the midterms"

www.cnbc.com/2025/11/21/m...
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she will resign, after fallout with Trump
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene supported a bill compelling the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files by the DOJ, putting her on the bad side of President Trump.
www.cnbc.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Donald Trump endorsing Mamdani before Hakeem Jeffries does
Reporter: “Stefanik has called #Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're sitting next to a jihadist right now?”

#Trump: “No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person.”

Stefanik has to be so mad - 💀
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM