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The release of the Epstein files is required by law to happen on December 19th.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Honestly, if I was married to Stephen Miller I would also want to die.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Rep Pramila Jayapal: "Remember the militarized raid on a Chicago apartment building in the middle of the night where agents rappelled from helicopters and zip-tied sobbing children? It has resulted in ZERO criminal charges two months later.
The cruelty, chaos, and fear are the point."
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
In case I ever go back to a Google Pixel phone, which I think about doing often, here's a great settings adjustment for iPhone friends. www.theverge.com/23409080/iph...
How to make green bubbles easier to read on iPhone
This one setting makes them look a lot better.
www.theverge.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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A lot of contemporary cultural output is cynical IP management — a company buys an artist’s old song catalogue and orders up a biopic to try to revive interest in their new assets.

www.slowboring.com/p/the-hidden...
The hidden cause of cultural stagnation
Long copyrights incentivize IP management over creativity
www.slowboring.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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i love when my sandwiches have ungodly amounts of pepperoncinis on them.
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I think Schumer thought the crowd at the Commanders game was saying Boo-urns.
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"

"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Get off the landline I need to buy Oasis tickets before it’s time to watch Stephen Colbert to do Dick Cheney jokes
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Ronald Reagan said it. #NoKings tomorrow 10/18
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Terrorists in masks sowing violence on American streets.
Federal agents hurled tear gas at people on a busy Logan Square street, outside a grocery store and near an elementary school.

Reckless, undertrained ICE hires are a danger to everyone. This is terrorism against US citizens.
October 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Team Article.
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Censorship is here and it’s come in the form of corporations censoring themselves in order to win favor with the regime.
September 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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does anybody else feel like they are watching a mass psychosis
September 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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i am watching clips from the kennedy hearing and one thing that comes across is his petulance at being challenged. he is like an overgrown baby (if that baby were a hot dog you grilled too long)
September 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani
September 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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TRAVIS KELCE AND TAYLOR SWIFT GETTING MARRIED IS A DISTRACTION DON'T TURN AWAY FROM THE DISASTROUS 2025 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SITUATION
August 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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JACK: i'm telling you there's water up there

JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on
August 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM