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EamusUrsuli

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Messing up traffic since 1992. Purveyor of many and varied civil engineering-adjacent opinions at minimal expense to John Q. Taxpayer. Condescending looks provided at no additional charge. Go Cubs Go. I..L..L. I..N..I.

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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · Mar 2

Saving this one for future posterity as I leave the other hellscape social media sites.

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@EamusUrsuli: I hate Facebook, so on this fifth anniversary of the greatest thing I ever wrote, a Twitter thread: October 30th, 2016, the morning of Game 5 of the 2016 World Series: So here's how it.....

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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 9h

Nice to see her reclaim her stupid. Was getting worried for a second.

EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 11h

Hopefully this pisses off Ricketts enough to open the wallet and crush these fuckers.

But more likely he'll raise beer and ticket prices again and count his money while claiming continuing 'biblical losses'.

Man, I wish our rich asshole owner was more like Steve Cohen.

EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 11h

This was their World Series. Watch them choke out in the next round.

Little brother energy.

EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 11h

Cade, we've heard that before. In 2003, to be exact.

The one time in modern baseball it actually happened was in 2015. And that team made it to the NLCS and beat a division rival.

Be careful tempting the baseball gods.

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Randall @rsanders.bsky.social · 14h

Remember, the beerfuckers and their livestock expo of a fanbase fly an L flag because anything else would be too many syllables. Dickheads.

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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 11h

It is fucking Wrigley North. Did you see how many Brewers fans sold tickets to Cubs fans?

Pathetic fan base in a second-class suburb of Chicago.

Fuck Mil aukee Forever.

No rings.

EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 12h

And that's why your shit team from a shit suburb of Chicago hasn't won shit.

EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 12h

The Dodgers are gonna light Megill's ass up like a pinball machine.

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Dr René MD 🇺🇸🩺 @drrenemd.bsky.social · 13h

Guess who was "President" on January 6?

I'll tell you cos you don't have 2 brain cells to rub together. Hope the "advanced imagery" was a Brain MRI.

It was YOU, DJT. Pffft 🖕

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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 12h

Wait, belay that. Bellinger actually had a good postseason.

EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 12h

Ever wonder why Houston got rid of him? Asking their fans how much they loved his playoff disappearances after 2022.

Only our genius GM would trade three guys and pay the Yankees money to replace Bellinger with a Bellinger clone.

EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 16h

I only liked them in '82 because they had a chance to beat the Cardinals. And they fucked that up, too.

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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 16h

I'm 56. I hated them as soon as they came to the NL. Fair-weather fanbase filled with Packer fans.

Fuck Milwaukee, suburb of Chicago. Always.

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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 16h

Shota Imanaga exists.

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Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 16h

Fitting way for that bizarre season to end. Almost totally punchless with Kyle Tucker being a massive disappointment. And yet they were one game away from the NLCS and fought back valiantly. No idea where they go from here with this group. Jed should not have been extended.

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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 16h

LOL at Kyle "Disappears in the Playoffs" Tucker.

Future Kris Bryant/Jason Heyward free agent. Be warned.

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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 16h

No Brewers. Ever.

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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 16h

No fucking Tucker, unless you want Jason Heyward 2.0.

That last at-bat was pathetic.

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Greg Huss @outofthevines.bsky.social · 16h

I can’t emphasize enough how badly I want an American League World Series winner this year

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EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 16h

Dodgers sweep.

Jayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 16h

The Brewers and Dodgers played 6 games this season.

Games won:
Brewers 6
Dodgers 0

Great NLCS on the way!

EamusUrsuli @eamusursuli.bsky.social · 16h

Yep. It was thisclose.

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Eamus Catuli @artg44.bsky.social · 16h

I’d feel better right now if I knew Jed Hoyer wouldn’t be in Chicago for years to come

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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 1d

In Chicago, four vehicles descended and eight ICE agents moved in to kidnap a child.

She screams, “I’m 15,” as ICE yanks her from the car and kneels on her neck.

This is not about immigration enforcement.

It's about terrorizing Americans.

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Dan @danjoncon.bsky.social · 1d

LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.

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John Robinson @jrobin.bsky.social · 1d

Trump let us know 10 years ago what he thought of disabilities.

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