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“𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳…” @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 3h

Nahhh @solomonmissouri.bsky.social was right 😭😭

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 1h

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a broken clock but these days she's right more than twice a day. However when she's wrong she's so much more than wrong, it's like she's not even using a clock

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 2h

I Ain even do ntn!! I mean she bakes!! 😏😏

*mumbles* besides she likes to be a crème fi… *loses signal*

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 4h

Question, cause I can’t recall: does lil Wayne have a storytelling song? Like NAS has rewind, BIG has story to tell, Jay has friend or foe/lost one. PAC has a million. OutKast da art of storytelling, kdot has sing about me.

Does Wayne have a story telling song?

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 4h

My brother in Christ…

Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 4h

Sighs. Lemme go call her

The Bean Goblin 👹 @oniwar.bsky.social · 5h

@thepearlgoddess.bsky.social they iight

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 6h

Like dawg, something on the side of me n I can’t look. Nigga the first thing I’m doing is looking!! Tf

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 7h

That last one “don’t look in the passenger seat” rule gone mess me up. Cause what you mean I can’t look to see what’s beside me IN the truck

𝒢𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓃...𝒜𝒸𝓉 𝒜𝒸𝒸𝑜𝓇𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓁𝓎 @daskeetdon.blacksky.app · 8h

This is a good one for spooky season. Who's making it all the way through???

That rule #5 & #8 are probably the biggest challenges. Though I ain't too keen on a hitchhiking Freddy either

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 8h

Greatest Italian ever born!

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 1d

Dear Jets fans,

I feel the pain. Especially losing a winnable game. By inches/feet. I kno the feeling.

Signed, a raiders fan

P.S. Fxck the broncos forever

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Maia @maiasingletary.com · 1d

They made those $5 footlong jingles too catchy and now we can't forget it

Mikki Kendall @karnythia.bsky.social · 1d

The $5 footlong has become the $6 six inch. I don't even eat Subway and I still think it's time to knock all this shit over

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 1d

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 1d

It actually is, get ready for Sunday school hours. 😠

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 1d

This! A whole day or two and une respond to me. After I started talking to someone/friends who respond in ten seconds, I stopped texting them unless it was necessary or checking in. N now I text them n forgot.

Auntie Lily’s Mixing Spoon @elletheebelle.bsky.social · 1d

Letting people take 2+ days to reply and/or never communicating things. I would make excuses that they must just be busy. Broke that habit after running into my first situationship. They aren’t consistent, emotionally available, or emotionally intelligent. It’s a HUGE turn off.

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 1d

As much as I hate its difficulty, Elden ring is probably the most beautiful game I’ve ever played. Then horizon forbidden west

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Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾‍♂️✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 1d

I need shadow clones. Because I be wanting to read, play video games, do yoga, watch YouTube videos, and listen to music all at the same time.

Actually, sometimes I wish my brain could listen to 2 songs simultaneously 😭😂

That’s a sign of ADHD, ain’t it 😅

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Manny Voices | Dr. Little | E. @itsdrlittle.bsky.social · 1d

They really pronounce "Marriott" officially like "Harriet."

It's always gonna be "Mary-yacht" for me. IDC

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 2d

A bit much perhaps? Maybe.
Accurate? Absolutely.

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 2d

I remember there was a time in my life when I wanted Lucy Liu so bad. Between Charlie’s angels n kill bill. Ugh I needed that lil general Tsoa pu… *loses signal*

Chaotic Neutral @jawnthedon.bsky.social · 2d

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 2d

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the lady from Bluesky @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 2d

Never, ever dip your pen in company ink.

Big Mama, RN👩🏽‍⚕️♊️ @unproblematicaj.bsky.social · 2d

Would you date someone from work?

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 2d

Done 😌

Big Mama, RN👩🏽‍⚕️♊️ @unproblematicaj.bsky.social · 2d

If you up and seeing this…do 40 kegels 😌

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 2d

Show them bum mfers what real winners look like! Let em get close to the trophy. Smell it, but never touch it.

GO GET YA OWN!!

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 2d

Competing songs about NFL pass-catcher penises, what a time to be alive

performative male @milesklee.bsky.social · 2d

feel like Taylor’s cringe horny track has distracted from Cardi B’s excellent new sex anthem, “On My Back,” which is smooth as hell, genuinely romantic, and mentions how she wants to hold her man’s dick while he pees

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Edgar Allen Dope @ecsweet.bsky.social · 2d

Vegas aces the only team over there got shit shaking. That mfing raiders team ain worth a pile of shit! Smt

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