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Edgar Allen Dope
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I post for the Niggas who kno what forthcoming mean
Fine print: only applies if u can fight. If not, results may vary.
Fellas take that woman coworker to lunch if you are single. Her man isn’t treating her right anyways
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
February 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
2000 dollar bet wen asked about it later today, Mike Johnson will say he never saw/heard about it. Any takers?
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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I think 98% of the texts that get posted on social media are fake. Especially involving men. The men always type like women, cause real life men are not smart! And it be too much back and forth going on.
February 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Yooo honestly, I wish I was living in Spain cause those mid day siestas would come in so clutch. Imagine round 2,3 everytime close shop n go home to go sleep/rest/chill??

I might be invincible after that
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Clearly that’s snow on Walter’s nose. My client is innocent n will be suing for defamation.
Me: Walter, did you get into my ice cream?

Walter:
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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This is an irritating website to be on when democrats do something that’s not perfect but basically fine because the two relations people have to the party are OUR PERFECT FIGHTERS TRY SO HARD, ONLY TO BE STABBED IN THE BACK and THE FECKLESS COWARDS HAVE LEFT US TO DIE ONCE AGAIN
February 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Sex being a gift is kinda offensive. It suggests someone gets a greater benefit for something that’s supposed to be mutual as shit.
Sex is not a gift. It's nice. It's not a gift. Please go buy your person a meal at least.
February 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Um…I just hope everyone has an easeful day today. And take the time to learn something new lol 👍🏾
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Your child is NOT smart enough to have a phone during school hours. Probably at all for most of them.
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Aye, how yall feel about TI cause that new single he drop is pure HEAT!! Pharell SMOKED this beat too n imma be banging this for a minute.

music.apple.com/us/album/let...
LET 'EM KNOW by T.I. on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 2:59
music.apple.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Ice cream. Cause there’s always froyo!!
You have to give up either cheese or ice cream. Which one you picking?
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Nasty business. Things tough out here.
Y’all get real ugly when talking about people losing their jobs. Why were people still working at The Post? Because they need salary and benefits. Same reason you’re working at yours.
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I was ga to tell them cut the cameras n fight klay later.

WHY SHE FINE IN A MAILMAN OUTFIT?!
THEE STALLION & HARRY POTTER?!

The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins premieres Feb 23, 8/7 central on Peacock 🦚
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Literally everyone:
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Earbuds might be the greatest creation of the 21st century.

At least for introverts anyway
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
So you got your ass beat BY TEENAGERS, AND caught a charge?!

Damn. Prayers 🙏🏾⬇️
February 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Cam Newton is very stupid. Folks should stop watching him.
The viral clip of Cam Newton saying he can't have platonic relationships and the men in the comments agreeing with him is unsettling. They don't know how barbaric and immature they sound. Embarrassing.
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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No one ever sent me any 😔
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
That’s the plot twist that you kinda knew but didn’t know
I love when Black people sprinkle that "MIND you" in front of the story like some parsley
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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AAVE is not meant to be a shared language. Explaining terms because *they* are getting it wrong helps nobody. Just look at them like you don't understand & let them explain. Don't correct them.
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
In unrelated news:
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM