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sandwich enjoyer, recovering consultant; you know I keep that thang* on me

* clown nose
the man from carbuncle
quite a look for Trump today
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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forest foot
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
fyi: james turrell’s “light reign” (on the UW campus) is a seattle sight worth seeing
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Somehow I failed to work into this story that the current mayor pro tem of Clyde Hill is the guy who led the team at Microsoft that brought the world autocorrect.
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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How does Portland have so many great (safe, inspected, delicious, financially viable) food carts while Seattle seems openly hostile to the concept?
November 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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The complaints involved allegations of discrimination, a hostile work environment, and other types of misconduct. The KCRHA has been incredibly secretive about the investigation, which was followed by the CEO laying off everyone who filed a complaint, including the general counsel.
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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If the King County Regional Homelessness Authority has its way, a report about an investigation into complaints against agency CEO Kelly Kinnison may remain buried forever; I asked for it after the investigation concluded and they're claiming it is attorney-client privileged in its entirety.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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why indeed
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
keith olbermann bwahahahahahahahah
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
showing duck on main
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
jeeeeeesus I was not prepared
forgot how racist she is
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
trust us: the slop maker will cure cancer once it helps enough teenagers commit suicide
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei thinks AI could help find cures for most cancers, prevent Alzheimer’s, and even double the human lifespan. cbsn.ws/4oRZ8Nm
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Give me the gift of Twenty Five Airplane Bottles of Malort this Christmas. You surely will not regret leaving me unsupervised with Twenty Five Airplane Bottles of Malort
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Dems should promise not only to prosecute the Trump family for enriching themselves at the expense of the country but also to use the tools of government to seize the wealth they’ve illegally accrued during his presidential terms.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/w...
Trump Organization Is Said to Be in Talks on a Saudi Government Real Estate Deal
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Still watching Mayor Bruce Harrell's speech in segments. The way he gets mad (and always has) when anyone asks whether he understands how hard it is for regular people to afford to live here is so telling.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
looking forward to seeing bruce say katie wilson’s name for the first time
You can watch Bruce Harrell's forthcoming speech, where he'll presumably concede to Katie Wilson, live here:
www.youtube.com/live/NC98EIN...
Seattle Channel Live - City Live
YouTube video by Seattle Channel
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM