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Elia Winters

@eliawinters.bsky.social

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Author of geeky, kinky, cozy erotic romance. Sex toy reviewer. Fat, bi, quirky, fond of jigsaw puzzles and dad jokes. She/her. Repped by the awesome Saritza Hernández of Andrea Brown Lit. Eliawinters.com .

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Elia Winters @eliawinters.bsky.social · Nov 17

Hi #Romancelandia! I write cozy erotic romance. Very high heat and generally low angst.
Often kinky but never dark. Sex toys abound.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

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Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 5h

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

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Elia Winters @eliawinters.bsky.social · 3d

@riftwingdesigns.bsky.social I used your Hooves Instructable to make these amazing hooves to finish off my faun costume. People were blown away!

A pair of somewhat realistic brown cloven hooves formed from a pair of sneakers.

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ceej @ceej.online · 4d

halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest

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Elia Winters @eliawinters.bsky.social · 5d

Sending you love and healing and strength and all good things. ❤️❤️

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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 5d

With SNAP benefits going to shit because of rich assholes and corruption running rampant through politics I'd like to point your attention to a Clinton.

No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6d

JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 8d

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 9d

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

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Medusa’s Łink (just unban him ffs) @medusaswink.bsky.social · 9d

Half the people killed by police have a disability, and a large proportion of those are Autistic.

Time for a re-watch of my favorite “don’t talk to cops” video - a real law school class being taught by a defense attorney and a former cop in law school.

Long, but completely worth it:

Don't Talk to the Police

YouTube video by Regent University School of Law

youtu.be

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 11d

tell you what, it's a fucking terrible time to have even one molecule of human empathy. I have moments where I think that.

And then I read something like this, by the great @mskellymhayes.bsky.social (GET HER EXCELLENT NEW BOOK) and I know I need to move organizingmythoughts.org/we-have-to-m...

We Have to Move

"There are living, breathing people all around you who need your sense of decency to be made material. Don’t give up on them, or on you."

organizingmythoughts.org

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Jennifer Prokop @jenreadsromance.bsky.social · 16d

fascinating that Bill Nighy gets what a lot of romance authors do not.

Andrea Mullaney @andreamullaney.bsky.social · 17d

Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
observer.co.uk/culture/inte...

I have started dating a man who is very nice but does not share my politics. Any advice?
"You just have to get the fuck out of there. What are you thinking? He must be incredibly attractive-looking. I mean, what is it? Is he tall? Does he remind you of your father? There's only two kinds of politics these days, and you can't breathe the same air as the other kind."

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Elia Winters @eliawinters.bsky.social · 17d

That sounds like a nightmare.

Elia Winters @eliawinters.bsky.social · 17d

I was so horny for this show in high school.

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Elia Winters @eliawinters.bsky.social · 18d

Bill Murray has the energy of an immortal being who's been given strict cosmic laws about how he's allowed to act with humans and has decided to disobey all of them.

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Katie Walsh @katiewalshstx.bsky.social · 19d

Goddamn @theamynicholson.bsky.social COOKED with this FRANKENSTEIN review. Bow down to one of the greats. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

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orynthia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 19d

People talk about the 300k+ Black women who have lost their jobs as if they are statistics for their research projects and I’m here to remind yall, we are real ass people feeling the effects of it. In our homes, quality of life and well-being.

To those of you in this boat with me, I see you. 💙

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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 26d

It's Murderbot time! I'm back with a discussion of Artificial Condition and everyone's favorite Asshole Research Transport.
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Martha Wells Book Club: Artificial Condition - Reactor

When we last left our grumpy SecUnit, it had ditched the PresAux team and set out for the great beyond...

reactormag.com

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Isa / EvilCleverDog @evilcleverdog.bsky.social · Aug 23

Using ChatGPT

Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · Aug 23

What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?

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Elia Winters @eliawinters.bsky.social · 26d

I learned this from the movie Contact!

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · Sep 25

How not to illustrate the similarity of bone structures between humans & horses.

illustration of a man an horse skeleton. it looks wrong, so very very wrong

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Elia Winters @eliawinters.bsky.social · 29d

Hi there! It's Brand. We've updated our loyalty program! It's now Worse.

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · Nov 10

It’s okay if Bluesky eventually accumulates the same problems as twitter, this is a game you restart periodically because it’s more fun at the beginning like animal crossing.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · Oct 1

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

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Elia Winters @eliawinters.bsky.social · Sep 29

The Peach Toy is really, really cute. And functional!
eliawinters.com/womanizer-pe...