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Elia Winters
@eliawinters.bsky.social
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Author of geeky, kinky, cozy erotic romance. Sex toy reviewer. Fat, bi, quirky, fond of jigsaw puzzles and dad jokes. She/her. Repped by the awesome Saritza Hernández of Andrea Brown Lit. Eliawinters.com .
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Hi #Romancelandia! I write cozy erotic romance. Very high heat and generally low angst.
Often kinky but never dark. Sex toys abound.
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
@riftwingdesigns.bsky.social I used your Hooves Instructable to make these amazing hooves to finish off my faun costume. People were blown away!
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halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest
Sending you love and healing and strength and all good things. ❤️❤️
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With SNAP benefits going to shit because of rich assholes and corruption running rampant through politics I'd like to point your attention to a Clinton.

No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
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Half the people killed by police have a disability, and a large proportion of those are Autistic.

Time for a re-watch of my favorite “don’t talk to cops” video - a real law school class being taught by a defense attorney and a former cop in law school.

Long, but completely worth it:
Don't Talk to the Police
YouTube video by Regent University School of Law
youtu.be
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tell you what, it's a fucking terrible time to have even one molecule of human empathy. I have moments where I think that.

And then I read something like this, by the great @mskellymhayes.bsky.social (GET HER EXCELLENT NEW BOOK) and I know I need to move organizingmythoughts.org/we-have-to-m...
We Have to Move
"There are living, breathing people all around you who need your sense of decency to be made material. Don’t give up on them, or on you."
organizingmythoughts.org
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fascinating that Bill Nighy gets what a lot of romance authors do not.
Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
observer.co.uk/culture/inte...
That sounds like a nightmare.
I was so horny for this show in high school.
Bill Murray has the energy of an immortal being who's been given strict cosmic laws about how he's allowed to act with humans and has decided to disobey all of them.
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Goddamn @theamynicholson.bsky.social COOKED with this FRANKENSTEIN review. Bow down to one of the greats. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
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People talk about the 300k+ Black women who have lost their jobs as if they are statistics for their research projects and I’m here to remind yall, we are real ass people feeling the effects of it. In our homes, quality of life and well-being.

To those of you in this boat with me, I see you. 💙
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
I learned this from the movie Contact!
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How not to illustrate the similarity of bone structures between humans & horses.
Hi there! It's Brand. We've updated our loyalty program! It's now Worse.
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It’s okay if Bluesky eventually accumulates the same problems as twitter, this is a game you restart periodically because it’s more fun at the beginning like animal crossing.
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
The Peach Toy is really, really cute. And functional!
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