Elisende
elisende.bsky.social
Elisende
@elisende.bsky.social
Drinker of scotch, admirer of trees
How did I not know this is a thing? @johnpaul.bsky.social
If you missed out on the sale of The Wand Company's electronic TOS Tricorder earlier this year, that may have been your only chance — the company tells us that at present, they have not confirmed if another production run will take place.

#StarTrek
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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my mac doing its best to telephone a seventeenth century ecclesiastical record 🗃️
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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A deep commitment to anti-wokeness
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Live. Laugh. LOSE.
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Sotomayor: your tariffs are raising money that American citizens are paying. They are not incidental; they are exercising an Article I power. "Your argument makes no sense."
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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It’s hard to dispel the old stereotypes:
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The first word of every European national anthem
October 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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In its recent ruling, the Hawaii Supreme Court vowed to protect the due process of Hawaii residents; the majority opinion stated that the state constitution offers more safety than the federal constitution’s “suddenly fluid protections.”
Hawaii Supreme Court Expands Rights of Defendants, and Once Again Rebukes SCOTUS
The justices ruled that Hawaii’s constitution requires police to record interrogations. And they vowed to protect due process for Hawaii residents—unlike, they said, the Roberts Court.
boltsmag.org
October 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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the grouchy floof on the left looks like they know some things and would prefer to know fewer things
Sometimes, if you're lucky, you can capture much of their goofiness in one photo. 🪶
September 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Oh my god this guy.

I don’t think I have ever before learned something interesting from a political ad.
Cuomo could never.
September 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.

It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The fun would be watching Chump's reaction to it. 🤯

#ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
August 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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chatgpt applies for a job
August 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Dearest Martha,

The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.

Yours in glaze,
August 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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It's telling that as Trump threatens a military takeover of cities, actively censors universities, imposes his politics on private companies, and weaponizes the DOJ against his critics, reactionary centrists who've made free expression their core issue . . . are still focused on wokeness.
August 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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having thought about this for three days, my current status is:

what the FUCK are we doing trying to ban social media for kids and not banning AI use? we are literally telling them not to use the computer to talk to their real friends but instead to the imaginary technology monetisable 'friends'.
this makes me suspect that one of the routes that AI companies are aiming at is targeting young people. anything that existed when you were a kid feels normal and indispensable. especially if you always used AI to write all your essays for you. and to comfort you when your parents were arguing.
August 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Here’s a useful guideline.
August 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM