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literally so thrilled with this shoot - it was a big leap for me on a technical level and I couldn't be happier. www.eavphotography.com
The last time I was this fucked up going home it was because I spent the day picking rock. Today, it's because I taught the children's choir, fell on the church steps and sang a Palestrina concert.
"Utilize this train, be kind to each other, share the space with one another. THERE ARE THREE DOORS. COUNT THEM."

I love her.
I am on a train with my favorite kind of rush hour conductor "let them off let them off let them off let them off let them off let them off let them off"
I'm watching the debate after the fact and my current takeaway is that it's WILD to watch Sliwa consistently being more progressive and reasonable than Cuomo.
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In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.
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That Enders game cover has a very warm spot in my heart
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
Both our cats are mezzos - there can be only one Soprano per house hehe
This is Adalgisa (Gigi for short)!
Do I performatively follow traffic rules when I bike so that I can yell at drivers who block the box guilt free? Yes.
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yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
I've had to log in five separate times, couldn't check out as a guest, had to update my correct payment info twice and still do not have the book.
@barnesandnoble.com I am just trying to buy a book why is it impossible? This has taken over fifteen minutesssss
@barnesandnoble.com I am just trying to buy a book why is it impossible? This has taken over fifteen minutesssss
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welcome to the new era of CBS News, where brave truth-telling takes precedence over spelling Zohran Mamdani’s name correctly
this dog absolutely put on his photo face for me and I love him so much for it
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the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
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CNN @cnn.com · 19d
Famed primatologist Jane Goodall gave an interview on Netflix's show "Famous Last Words" that would only be released after her death. Goodall shared some candid words about world leaders.
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I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections
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Marginalized folks know TONE and LANGUAGE CHOICE are only part of what’s being communicated. But those in the power majority are accustomed to spaces that value and demand the faux nicety of polite tones no matter the core message being shared. To them, sounding angry makes you wrong in any event.
🎶 if ur married to a straight white man I judge u when you say u need a wife and make jokes about ur girlfriends because if u wanted to u would and bb girl u deserve the life u choseeeeee🎶