"Weird Al" Pastor
@emilyadler.bsky.social
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full-time in urban planning/housing, online as WNBA, NCAAW, draft reporter and features writer for TheNextHoops.com // PBWA, USBWA member and voter // ✡️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 she/her
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emilyadler.bsky.social
once saw Anna Garcia sitting a table away at the Threes Brewing backyard and did like a triple-take
emilyadler.bsky.social
tho tbf TC and Nneka owe her a piece of hardware each
emilyadler.bsky.social
I think she wouldn't have gotten three more MVPs lol
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emilyadler.bsky.social
also: least transphobic Post article ever lmao
emilyadler.bsky.social
i feel like those are there for a reason ow ow ow
emilyadler.bsky.social
I think we have different definitions of fun lol
emilyadler.bsky.social
lemme know when they invent a surgery to make your hips wider tho
emilyadler.bsky.social
getting the autofellatio operation but not for the functionality, just the yassification
emilyadler.bsky.social
wait WHAT kind of surgery is that???
emilyadler.bsky.social
you got Meg guarding AT with the game on the line -- getting zero points out of that is a pretty deserved loss!
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trinkwald.bsky.social
Just play Kiah Stokes
emilyadler.bsky.social
to paraphrase one yuri author, I'd love to find out what happens when you finally run into something you can’t just banter through lol
emilyadler.bsky.social
for sure "she made a big play or two when Atlanta was in town" without noticing the other plays
emilyadler.bsky.social
(to answer the usual "who would you have instead": Sykes, Lacan, multiple Atlanta teammates, Court (not in that order))
emilyadler.bsky.social
Rhyne Howard? All-Defense?? in this economy???
emilyadler.bsky.social
how do you come up with this stuff lmao
emilyadler.bsky.social
I'd been waiting for you to finally write historically accurate lesbians :///