Ollie Rando
@epididymosome.bsky.social
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Magic Science Dude, Round 4. Uncouth, spitting out the sunroof through my missing tooth. Chromatin structure and function, paternal effect paradigms, reproductive biology and lil embryos.
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claredocherty1.bsky.social
😲 I saw a amazing Bookshop/Library online in china, it's out of this world. 📚
#BookSky #Library #BookShop #China
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danifroom.bsky.social
I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
mattcameron.bsky.social
hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians not directly taking part in hostilities, even if they are believed to be smuggling drugs."
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therealdrip.bsky.social
No One Completely Sure If The Old Mothball Factory Is Shut Down
Exterior of old factory
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
To keep our profit margins as high as possible, we will be giving you just a little bit of chicken drugs, as a treat
Sign at chick fil a that reads "to maintain supply of the high quality chicken you expect from us, chick fil a will shift from 'no antibiotics ever' to 'no antibiotics important to human medicine' starting in the spring of 2024"
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parodybit.bsky.social
I thought of *several* of you when I saw this
Tumblr screenshot. Poster 1, BarbWritesStuff, Aug 26.
I have learnt today that my library refers to me as 'the specific and highly active user' and has denied some of my purchase requests because 'we can't skew the collection too much toward the taste of the specific and highly active user.
I did suggest roughly 100 vampire books for purchase last year. I think this probably has something to do with that.

One reblog from dragon-in-a-fez, Sep 20.
OP is there any particular reason the librarians would feel safer not invoking you by name
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nickkodama.bsky.social
Okay but the Portland farmers market is a well known hotspot for the notorious Venezuelan gang Trendy Arugula
nerd4cities.bsky.social
Your war correspondent on the ground in battle-ravaged inner northeast Portland
Hollywood farmers market
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werd.io
War ravaged Portland
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granitedhuine.bsky.social
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":

Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
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jrossibarra.bsky.social
In all the discussion of salary equity in academia I never hear the people of Grand Rapids own up to their responsibility to use renewable energy.
dailycorrelation.bsky.social
Air quality in Grand Rapids, Michigan correlates with Associate Professor salaries in the US (r=0.843)
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robinbougie.bsky.social
Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.
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magpie.tips
I'm watching a commercial where a donkey rides a motorcycle and it says "professional driver. Do not attempt". Where else can I see the professional donkey drivers
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c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
At the 1851 Great Exhibition in Hyde Park, London, the latest in scientific innovation was presented.

I present to you:
George Merryweather's "TEMPEST PROGNOSTICATOR" which uses leeches to predict approaching storms.

12 leeches are arranged in pint bottles around the central pillar with a bell.
A replica Tempest Prognosticator at the Whitby Museum, Whitby, UK. The tempest prognosticator was a weather forecasting system which attempted to predict storms with leeches trapped inside glass jars. An approaching storm was supposed to cause the leeches to climb chains dangling in the jars. The leeches climbing up the the chains caused bells to ring and warn of an approaching tempest. The device was invented in the 19th-century by George Merryweather.
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
celebrities out walking characters they’ve played instead of their dogs: thread
Danny Devito walking his Penguin character from Batman instead of his dog.
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cult-papa.com
oh no not up the labumbum
an x-ray of a human pelvis that shows the outline of what looks like a labubu doll lodged inside the body
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
NEW: Hours before a new entry ban is supposed to go into effect, the federal government officially acknowledges for the first time that the restrictions do NOT apply to people who currently have H-1B visas.

Link: www.uscis.gov/sites/defaul...
J.S. Citizenshit and Immigratior
Services
September 20, 2025
Memorandum
TO:
Associate Directors,
Deputy Associate Directors, Program Office Chiefs
FROM:
JOSEPH B
Digitaly signed by
JOSEPH B EDLOW
Joseph B. Edlow
EDLOW
Date: 2025.09.20
Director, United States Citizenship and Immigration Services **00
SUBJECT: Proclamation, Restriction on Entry of Certain Nonimmigrant Workers, H-IB
On September 19, 2025, the President issued a Proclamation, Restriction on Entry of Certain Nonimmigrant Workers, to address systemic abuse of H-1B nonimmigrant visas. Pursuant to sections 212(f) and 215(a) of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA), 8 U.S.C. 1182(f) and 1185(a), the entry into the United States of aliens as nonimmigrants to perform services in a specialty occupation under section 101(a)(15)(H)(i)(b) of the INA, 8 U.S.C.
1101(a)(15)(H)(i)(b), is restricted, except for those aliens whose petitions are accompanied or supplemented by a payment of $100,000. This guidance applies to H-IB employment-based petitions filed after 12:01 AM ET on September 21, 2025.|
This proclamation only applies prospectively to petitions that have not yet been filed. The proclamation does not apply to aliens who: are the beneficiaries of petitions that were filed prior to the effective date of the proclamation, are the beneficiaries of currently approved petitions, or are in possession of validly issued H-1B non-immigrant visas. All officers of United States Citizenship and Immigration Services shall ensure that their decisions are consistent with this guidance. The proclamation does not impact the ability of any current visa holder to travel to or rom the United States.
cc: David V. Roy, Chief Counsel (A)
FOUO, For Official Use Only
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waiterich.bsky.social
See Figs 1-100 (below)
luisport.bsky.social
Figs everyday... 😋
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
“Pull up, Maverick, pull up! You’re coming in way too fast! Christ, I don’t think he’s gonna make it. Clear the runway! Clear the runway!”
Shot from behind of a bird coming in for a landing on top of a submarine crowded with other birds.
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
you have to admit "can you make a documentary about a contemporary subject that never directly quotes anything he ever said or did" is kind of an interesting challenge from an artistic perspective
maura.bsky.social
sinclair pulled its kirk tribute six minutes before it was set to air on its abc affiliates
corporate backpedaling from an unserious company, posted to x at 11:24 last night
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ejrideout.bsky.social
I have gotten a bit behind at sharing the lab’s latest work - this paper is now published - check it out! www.cell.com/cell-reports... Long story short: insulin is the major determinant of female fat storage, with a relatively minor effect on males.
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mattbaume.bsky.social
I was genuinely completely emotionally invested in this entire fight
cwashington.bsky.social
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.

Thought you'd enjoy this.
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notjpo.bsky.social
You can’t spell premeditated without me. Wink
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andylevy.net
but…but there were only four people in the room when i took these pictures
tomjam.bsky.social
Loving Melania entering her Grim Reaper mode. Just needs a scythe!
Trump and the King