Erin
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Circumstances continue to deteriorate faster than I can lower my expectations. I probably need caffeine.
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♬ No one lobs like Elon
Swallows knob like Elon
No one works every human-done job like Elon
Oh, there's no one on Earth who just might be
More perfect, a pure paragon
You can go ask the Good Lord Almighty
And you know who She'd pick over Mike or LeBron
♫
Swallows knob like Elon
No one works every human-done job like Elon
Oh, there's no one on Earth who just might be
More perfect, a pure paragon
You can go ask the Good Lord Almighty
And you know who She'd pick over Mike or LeBron
♫
Elon's the throat goat. That's canon now.
Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
♬ No one lobs like Elon
Swallows knob like Elon
No one works every human-done job like Elon
Oh, there's no one on Earth who just might be
More perfect, a pure paragon
You can go ask the Good Lord Almighty
And you know who She'd pick over Mike or LeBron
♫
Swallows knob like Elon
No one works every human-done job like Elon
Oh, there's no one on Earth who just might be
More perfect, a pure paragon
You can go ask the Good Lord Almighty
And you know who She'd pick over Mike or LeBron
♫
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It's hard to express what it meant to watch Maurice, Natalia, Celeste, and Rhea tell their stories—in their own voices—this morning.
The segment revealed a brutal reality: homelessness at this scale isn't about personal failure. It's the result of policy choices and systems built to exploit people.
The segment revealed a brutal reality: homelessness at this scale isn't about personal failure. It's the result of policy choices and systems built to exploit people.
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's hard to express what it meant to watch Maurice, Natalia, Celeste, and Rhea tell their stories—in their own voices—this morning.
The segment revealed a brutal reality: homelessness at this scale isn't about personal failure. It's the result of policy choices and systems built to exploit people.
The segment revealed a brutal reality: homelessness at this scale isn't about personal failure. It's the result of policy choices and systems built to exploit people.
The Aurora borealis from southeast of Denver - I've never seen it this clearly here, pretty impressive.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The Aurora borealis from southeast of Denver - I've never seen it this clearly here, pretty impressive.
Cops are great.
@gregdoucette.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social
Police from a town of 900 in Colorado accused a woman of theft. Based on their Flock cameras they told her, "you can’t get a breath of fresh air, in or out of that place, without us knowing, correct?" and reportedly told her the exact number of times her license plate had driven through that town.
Police used Flock cameras to accuse a Denver woman of package theft. She had her own evidence
"Like I said, nothing gets in or out of the town without us knowing."
denverite.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Cops are great.
@gregdoucette.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social
It was a gorgeous Fall day in Colorado today
October 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It was a gorgeous Fall day in Colorado today
Jared Leto has been failing upwards so long that the Trump administration probably has a cabinet position waiting for him.
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.
For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
October 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Jared Leto has been failing upwards so long that the Trump administration probably has a cabinet position waiting for him.
Thank you ibuprofen
always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes
October 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thank you ibuprofen
Took a break from the general sense of doom to celebrate my kid's 21st birthday at Casa Bonita, and they did a great job on the decor this year.
October 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Took a break from the general sense of doom to celebrate my kid's 21st birthday at Casa Bonita, and they did a great job on the decor this year.
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I refuse to deplore "political violence" when it is made so explicit that it is the adjective, not the noun, that troubles the people so openly weeping and rending their garments right now. Either we all have a ticket in the Victim of Gun Violence Lotto or none of us do.
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September 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I refuse to deplore "political violence" when it is made so explicit that it is the adjective, not the noun, that troubles the people so openly weeping and rending their garments right now. Either we all have a ticket in the Victim of Gun Violence Lotto or none of us do.
Age verification
I saw Johnny Cash perform live once
I saw Johnny Cash perform live once
age verification
i still remember my compuserve ID number
i still remember my compuserve ID number
Age verification? The first time I saw The Simpsons was on The Tracey Ullman Show.
September 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Age verification
I saw Johnny Cash perform live once
I saw Johnny Cash perform live once
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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Please help! Today's furcast comes from 9-year-old Bailey, a Royal Bahamian Potcake who is good with other dogs/cats!
*Bailey is at risk of euthanasia if she isn't adopted in the next 2 weeks*
Please share the word to anyone who can foster/adopt her - all info below!
#COwx
*Bailey is at risk of euthanasia if she isn't adopted in the next 2 weeks*
Please share the word to anyone who can foster/adopt her - all info below!
#COwx
September 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Please help! Today's furcast comes from 9-year-old Bailey, a Royal Bahamian Potcake who is good with other dogs/cats!
*Bailey is at risk of euthanasia if she isn't adopted in the next 2 weeks*
Please share the word to anyone who can foster/adopt her - all info below!
#COwx
*Bailey is at risk of euthanasia if she isn't adopted in the next 2 weeks*
Please share the word to anyone who can foster/adopt her - all info below!
#COwx
My kid is part of this program, so I have high hopes for its success in training future teachers.
www.9news.com/article/news...
www.9news.com/article/news...
www.9news.com
July 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My kid is part of this program, so I have high hopes for its success in training future teachers.
www.9news.com/article/news...
www.9news.com/article/news...
I support this proposal, let's make it happen.
PROPOSAL:
Instead of spending $30M on a pedestrian bridge at the Capitol, what if Colorado funded GIANT BLUE ANIMALS across the state?
HEAR ME OUT:
Divide the $$ to ~12 cities to each build a sculpture.
BAM, new statewide scavenger hunt. A tourism magnet.
#copolitics
Instead of spending $30M on a pedestrian bridge at the Capitol, what if Colorado funded GIANT BLUE ANIMALS across the state?
HEAR ME OUT:
Divide the $$ to ~12 cities to each build a sculpture.
BAM, new statewide scavenger hunt. A tourism magnet.
#copolitics
July 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I support this proposal, let's make it happen.
I guess this guy hanging out in our tree explains the complete absence of squirrels today.
July 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I guess this guy hanging out in our tree explains the complete absence of squirrels today.
The consistent thread between mass casualties involving kids in Texas seems to be a distinct lack of interest in taking action to prevent it from happening again or holding any local officials accountable for their incompetent response.
July 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The consistent thread between mass casualties involving kids in Texas seems to be a distinct lack of interest in taking action to prevent it from happening again or holding any local officials accountable for their incompetent response.
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If you think you can monitor every fertilized egg in America but only prayers can protect camps from floods, stop pretending your concern is "the kids."
July 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If you think you can monitor every fertilized egg in America but only prayers can protect camps from floods, stop pretending your concern is "the kids."
Ridiculous efforts to get them to eat from their assigned food dishes have thus far been unsuccessful.
July 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Ridiculous efforts to get them to eat from their assigned food dishes have thus far been unsuccessful.
I don't feel like my position of not voting for anyone born before the Eisenhower administration is unreasonable at this point. The Democratic gerontocracy isn't working, and it needs to change.
Generational change is coming: Since Zohran Mamdani won on Tuesday night, more than 1100 young people have reached out to @runforsomething.net to explore a run for local office -- one of our biggest spikes of the year yet.
June 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don't feel like my position of not voting for anyone born before the Eisenhower administration is unreasonable at this point. The Democratic gerontocracy isn't working, and it needs to change.
Crossing my fingers for NY that they pick a mayor we maybe don't have to hear about constantly for the next 4 years.
June 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Crossing my fingers for NY that they pick a mayor we maybe don't have to hear about constantly for the next 4 years.
You've been kidnapped and a character from the last TV show you watched is trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
June 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You've been kidnapped and a character from the last TV show you watched is trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
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RFK Jr’s ACIP pick, Martin Kulldorff, said one of the most disturbing images from the pandemic was a toddler crying about having to wear a mask. I see toddlers cry about everything all the time, and I found it far more disturbing to see refrigerator trucks full of body bags outside of the hospitals…
June 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
RFK Jr’s ACIP pick, Martin Kulldorff, said one of the most disturbing images from the pandemic was a toddler crying about having to wear a mask. I see toddlers cry about everything all the time, and I found it far more disturbing to see refrigerator trucks full of body bags outside of the hospitals…
This raid was 20 years after the 1969 fire that nearly contaminated Denver. The safety violations went on for decades. journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10....
June 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
This raid was 20 years after the 1969 fire that nearly contaminated Denver. The safety violations went on for decades. journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10....
Me after seeing the Texas solicitor general story and the Katie Miller/Elon Musk story on the same day
May 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Me after seeing the Texas solicitor general story and the Katie Miller/Elon Musk story on the same day